>be me
>somehow manage to get gf
>gf likes buying me those funko pop figures
>whatevs, they're cute, I'll just put em on my desk
>post in a battlestation thread
>people call me out for having funko pops
>feel like a dumbass
>gf walks in when I'm in the middle of throwing them all in the bin
>bewildered, she asks why I'm throwing them away
>told her it's because they're "shit-tier"
>I actually said "shit-tier" with my IRL human mouth to another human being
>>34749813
You're an asshole.
Apologize to her
>>34749813
What the actual hell anon. Go say sorry right now
>>34749813
Apologize, but don't lie. Give her some flowers and apologize for handling it in a bad way, but you never want to see those goddamn funko pops ever again.
>>34749813
apologise to her you dumb fuck.
she is more worth than some spergs on the internet.
if you like the figures, keep them. if you dont, you should have told her when she began buying them.
now tell her how much of an idiot you are.
even if she would not have caught you red handed she would have noticed the figures were gone.
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>>34749848
I should mention that she seems way more confused than she does upset
you ever see the episode of always sunny where Charlie and Mac go to attack that Bruce Mathis guy? And Mac just bails? Charlie just walks up to the guy nervously and starts huffing paint. The way Bruce acted toward Charlie is how she's acting towards me now
>>34749938
You're still a complete fuckwad
>>34749938
Think about what you did: You got so insecure about a battlestation thread and some aspies mocking you for having funkos that you threw out shit that you didnt even pay for you collosal faggot.
>>34749938
Probably because she didn't expect it or isn't the confrontational type.
Just go say sorry you idiot. No wonder people here don't have girlfriends
>>34749813
>buy bf figurines because he likes comics
>puts them all up on desk
>buy even more figurines
>all on desk
>think 'he must like them'
>proudgf.mov
>out of nowhere one day they all go into the bin
>says 'they're shit' for no apparent reason
dont you see the autism?
They are shit-tier.
I'm so glad nobody I know likes the things. I wouldn't be able to resist the urge to try melting them down.
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>>34749959
guys you ever stop to think maybe she has a fetish for mentally retarded people?