Enjoying my morning coffee while admiring the blizzard What

feeling great myself.
Good morning to you, Don!

The butterfly effect is a shit.

File: 1482808128215.jpg (545KB, 1383x1562px) Image search: [Google]

545KB, 1383x1562px

>>34749807
we shall survive against these harsh elements together my brother

Just chatting on kageshi before i go to sleep
Its raining outside
I am very comfy

charging all my devices for the possible blackout tomorrow due to the heatwave in sydney

>>34749807
>blizzard
>no visible now

you americans sure are funny with your 3" snowstorms and -5C OMG ITS FREEZING lol

File: jeholopterus.jpg (711KB, 1200x873px) Image search: [Google]

711KB, 1200x873px

>>34749807
Of late, I have developed a peculiar fascination with a dinosaur commonly known as the "Jeholopterus." This newfound obsession is driving me to the brink of utter insanity. I beg of you; provide me with the appropriate salvation from this grievous affliction of the mind.

>>34749807
feelin tired. /uni/ is gettin to me. luckily I'm close to the weekend again.

File: btb.png (8KB, 860x858px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 860x858px

>>34749942
You must muckrake the premises! Become the Aleutian Avenger!

File: ^6F811B61D6A6690289198192DA940186FB4C97C0DF4D6EFE53^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (59KB, 832x560px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 832x560px

>>34749862
We shall feast upon the bloodied carcasses of our slain foes

>>34749807
>blizzard
>3-4inches
Not all snowstorms are blizzards, tripnigger

>>34749897
I lend you my prayers and well wishes. Stay cool!

A woman I used to be in loved with just got married. I am happy for her, but it's a strange feeling.

>>34750168
In another timeline she ended up marrying you, assuring you that a prenup was unnecessary, then filed for divorce 2 years later accruing alimony to no foreseeable end. Count your lucky stars you're in this timeline

>trip
>selfie
>unironic blogposting

shiggy

>>34750200
You misunderstand. She was a lonely professional christmas cake and there's no alimony bux to be made from me unless I win the lottery.

Then again, many things in both lives would probably be different in said timeline.

File: 1482717426355.jpg (79KB, 450x346px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 450x346px

>>34750040
hark, we must not resort to primitive means of violence and instead should love one another as they are all our brothers in christ. why go as far to slay when you could enjoy a warm cup of cocoa with thy enemy instead

>>34750200
muh many worlds

File: 1485807676315.jpg (22KB, 540x233px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 540x233px

>>34750244
>tfw no hot cocoa
>tfw not even the season for it

It was 88 degrees in Texas yesterday, in the beginning of February. Kill me

File: ^803553BDA352D833B47DF20DCEA79604CF475FC37B39039A36^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (141KB, 852x938px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 852x938px

>>34750244
Your forty-four would no doubt concur. We maintain our composure and remain headstrong and resilient in the face of the enemy. We break bread with the enemy - a symbol of stability and shared woes.

>>34750270
Brew up some puissant iced tea. I imagine it'd be relieving in thermal extremes.

>>34750236
One would like to believe she would have invited you to the wedding out of the bountiful kindness in her heart, yes?

>>34750270
>88 degrees in Texas
Take me with you! Its not been much above freezing in bong land recently.

We are truly the last of us

File: 1481261606234.jpg (883KB, 724x1024px) Image search: [Google]

883KB, 724x1024px

>>34749807
what blizzard? there hasn't been a single blizzard here for 500 years at least I suppose

>>34750884
She lives on a different continent now, so that wasn't a realistic option.

I'm about to go to the dentist and then go grab a beer with a friend I haven't seen in months.

It's an okay feeling in the sea of troubles, but I'm convinced I can make it.

>>34751381
It was forecast beforehand to be 6-12 inches, the result was a mere fraction of that. Could've been worse. Glad we didn't experience any power outages.

>>34751551
forecast where? where do you live?

File: images.jpg (2KB, 85x114px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 85x114px

>>34749807
Gonna fuck my gf in the back yard and then shovel

>>34751530
Keep your composure and relish in the presence of your pal. Best wishes.

>>34751561
Northeast US. We receive a few snowfalls per season, I believe we're in line to get few more inches soon.

>>34751605
oh I understand. stay safe then! why do you put on a jacket and go outside to drink coffee? Isn't it cold? Wouldn't it be more comfortable to drink it indoors?

>>34751651
Of course it would, but we're men of valor and need chills sent up our spine. The frost is only as punishing as you allow it to be. Likewise - enjoy your afternoon

>girl is friends with best friend
>she said she'd fuck me
>he acts like he's gonna try and hook it up
>I talk to her here and there
>talking to her one day
>disagree with one of her opinions
>she replies, "this is why you don't get girls you're so mean"
>wtf
>don't reply to her
>ask my friend why the fuck he'd tell her that I've only had sex with a couple girls
>dude she asked lmao
>he passive aggressively cock blocked me
>realize he was a jealous little bitch the whole time
>tell him to fuck off and never talk to me again
>block him and the bitch
Well I successfully lost my best friend and a potential mate in one morning. Officially 100% alone now. Gonna drink and debate suicide later.

File: 1485895142018.png (323KB, 584x717px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 584x717px

>>34751582
Goonna fuck my daughter in the backyard, shovel, then get out of bed

File: 1e776c8e5e12163052a7973ae56ecb01.png (122KB, 222x212px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 222x212px

>>34751684
Why not extract vengeance with unmatched passive-aggressiveness?

>>34751582
>>34751697
I know beyond peradventure it's time to rake the snow and then get out of bed.

>>34751728
Idk he's my childhood friend. Kinda still in shock he'd pull something like this. I guess people change as they grow older. I think it's best I cut ties and move on. Maybe I'll make new friends some day

>>34751761
he didn't think it was a big deal to say that
he didn't know she would use it against you
you cant forgive a friend an accident?

also you can dissent nicely instead of aggressively arguing

>>34751796
I didn't argue I just told him to go get fucked
Nah he definitely knew that's how women work
The second he told her I wasn't a stud going out and fucking all the hoes she immediately started looking for something wrong with me

File: i8473^cimgpsh_orig.png (120KB, 221x207px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 221x207px

>>34751812
The prominence you place on this instance is of your own accord, surely a lifelong companionship is capable of withstanding this petty squabble. God bless.

stay away from the creeks don

they aren't safe

>>34751812
you argued with the chick that told you not to be such a spaz/so mean
I didn't mean you argued with him. You ran like a pussy

Also post conversation, I'm interested since I can't imagine a girl actually talking to me.

File: 20170209_100624.png (240KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

240KB, 1440x2560px

>>34751856
The argument was literally over wether chicken or steak was better
She took it super personally, but as I said she was trying to spot something wrong with me at that point

>>34751928
Dude, just get out already, you non virgin normalfag. You're disgusting.

>>34751928
You insulted her at least twice, friendo
Since you've had sex before you are just a failed normie justifying his fuck up

>>34751838
A stroll through the creek
Measly feeling rather meek
Skies overhead bleak

>>34751942
What the fuck are you going on about
This is a screenshot of me getting rejected

>>34752004
>ask my friend why the fuck he'd tell her that I've only had sex with a couple girls
Why are you still here?

>>34751998
Nah see you don't get it
If she thought I was hot shit I could literally insult her all I want and get away with it

>>34752000
zero, my true hero
zero, love for lonely souls
zero, our one hope

>>34752031
I have no family, I sit in my room all day, I am ugly, I am bitter, and as of today I have no friends

>>34752048
You can't relate to robots who forever wonder what another human feels like. What's more, you have the certainty that you're not undesirable. You're as shallow as a normalfag chad, dropping a friend over some pussy. You're everything wrong with this board. Fuck off.

>>34752033
Okay, I admit I don't get it. I almost understand negging but that has to be in person
and you have to be super hot and Im very average

>>34752080
No I'm no shit 4/10
No idea why this girl liked me in the first place

>>34752121
Dude no one cares about your normie problems

Reinventing Expressionism. A new kind of social realism.

In a sense, the premise of subcapitalist rationalism states that
consciousness may be used to marginalize minorities, given that narrativity is interchangeable with language. If Baudrillardist simulacra holds, the works of Donatello are not postmodern.

>>34752033
checking this thirty three before its market value diminishes

>>34749854
It has been several hours, hence the clock ticking nonstop - the morning has passed and now it is afternoon! A good afternoon to you!

>>34753354
Thanks senpai.
I had a good nap with a kitty cat, now waiting for christhefuck to wake up.