Why did it have to be me?

Is that you?
Are you actually disabled, because that would kind of be my assumption if I saw you out and about.

If that's you, only surgeon can save you.

>that midface ratio

Absolute slayer t b h

>Not using your hideously unique face to get into acting
Unique faces look great on camera.

Who else /painfully average/? If my face were a colour it would be beige. I'm so bland and forgettable, barely anyone looks at me in public.

>>34749952
Maybe he could become a French actor, I wouldn't be surprised to see this mug in a Jean-Pierre Jeunet flick.
America doesn't play that shit.

>posts on /r9k/
>with a selfie
>that he's smiling in

stop picking on the retarded kids, anon