I finally did it /r9k/. How did I do?

Holy shit. You fucked up so badly. Pretty sure this is fake, but Christ.

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>>34748674

holy shit is this real

OP you are so fucked

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This better be fake, if not; unironically consider suicide.

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>>34748674
>now we play the waiting game

Good luck OP I'm rooting for ya

>>34748674
Well done OP, she'll be avoiding you from now on

>>34748674
lol ignore these fucking haters you did good OP

these beta's just don't understand

>>34748687
>>34748696
>>34748703

This is clearly Facebook messenger and on that app the messages you send appear on the right side so this is clearly someone else's screen grab

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>>34748674
This can only go to either extreme.

>>34748674
If you just sent it why does it say Saturday at 12:47???

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>>34748674
BAIT!!! THIS BETTER BE BAIT!!

>>34748725
>oh haha

could have gone worse desu

>>34748725
>oh haha

Fucking kms why are roasties so callous. I thought they were the more emotionally competent sex!

Started out fine and then you fucked up.

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>>34748725
You think that's bad? Look at this, kek. Good god, women are heartless.

>>34748745
How else do you expect her to respond to that emotional diarrhea?

>>34748687
>>34748696
>>34748703
>>34748706
>>34748718
>>34748731
>>34748736

Holy fuck you all are retarded as fuck. When you send a message it appears on the RIGHT. Not on the fucking LEFT. Fucking mouth breathers.

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>>34748740
>>34748741
>>34748745
there has been worse

i regret not saving that yesterday cuck's text where he confessed to a stacy and she literally replied "lol wtf"

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I like to imagine a little gremlin woman coming up to me and saying the same thing but instead of eating out, it's Suck your dick.


Would you let a gremlin woman suck your dick r9k?

>>34748674
>I don't want to offend you
Delete this

>idk what your relationship status is
Delete this

>even if only once
Delete this

>you know. Anyways, think about it
DELETE THIS

>>34748774
Don't worry m8 I saved it, see: >>34748765

>>34748765
AHAHAHAHA THANKS ANON!!! >>34748774

>>34748771
Sorry I don't communicate enough with people to know where the speech bubbles are supposed to go

>>34748770
With a complete sentence at least anon!

Never, never, NEVER tell a girl you like her by text. All you're doing is letting her know you're too beta to do it face to face. I'm socially retarded and even I understand this.

I did something similar to this femanon I started chatting with from /soc/

>add each other from fetish thread
>she's heavy sub I'm heavy dom
>we start chatting
>chatting turns to flirting, I'm calling her names and she's digging it
>she says she needs to get off RIGHT NOW and asks me to do something about it
>tell her I don't want to do anything with just anyone, send a picture so I know I'm not ERPing with some LARPer
>she sends a pic
>literally looks like a 14 year old boy with no chin
>motivation to do anything is entirely gone
>wait for 15 minute thinking of what the fuck I am to say
>eventually just give up
>"Hey, anon I'm sorry but..."
>"That picture is really, really boner killing for me.."
>"I'm so sorry.."

It was so awkward but I just couldn't.

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That was 2 years ago, I'm over it now but it was the only time I've confessed to someone.

>>34748864
>Looks like a 14 year old boy

how is this a problem

Okay so judging by the lack of OP replies this is fake, right?

>>34748674
So where you find the screen grab anon.

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>>34748674
How did I do?

>You have been muted etc.

>>34748765
>>34748725
>professing feelings over text
You want to win the girl you have to have the skills to talk to them person to person.

>>34748924
>boy with no chin
Yeah, try to fap to Leafy.. I've tried. Only thing that worked was to spice it up with some beastiality

>>34748954
Let me show you something

THE DOOR

REEEEE

>>34748915
You're clearly not over it if you still have that screenshot

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>>34748674
>I don't know what your relationship status is like right now, but I'd love to eat you out

lmfao, senpai, are you kidding me?!

>>34749000
I just took the screenshot senpai, I don't talk to many people and it was easy to find her in my messages list.

>>34748954
Jesus Christ how many times is this going to be reposted?

>>34749035
No, this one's from this morning.

>>34748674

It seems counter intuitive but for some reason straight up asking to eat a girl's pussy is usually a plus for them. It does work. I've seen it work.

>>34749058
I've seen this "pussy eating" iMessage thread multiple times over the past two weeks.

I put pussy eating in quotes too because the screencap makes it seem like you have no idea how to actually perform cunnilingus.

>>34748674
You are messaging her on facebook. How in the fuck do you not know her relationship status? Why in the fuck did you offer to eat her out, rather than taking her out to eat?

Jesus, it's like you have no fucking clue on how things work. If you were intending to spike the ball straight into the ground, then you did great.

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>>34749086
I mean.....I KNOW you won't believe me, but I've been told several times by several girls that I should write a book, that I need to teach the world, that I'm by far the best, etc.

>>34748674
These are my favorite threads. Thank fucking Christ I was a teenager in the late 90s/early 00s.

>>34748674
ALPHA as fuck OP, don't listen to the haters
shame you didn't attach a picture of your dick, that would have sealed the deal

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>>34749143
Yeah. It sounds like you made one girl cum once and you think you're hot shit. Congrats, you're a normie.

I'm 24 and I've seen hundreds of vaginas. I don't need to post an iMessage to validate myself. No, you don't understand dude. The facial hair on my chin grows in extra thick because of the gallons of pussy juice soaking into my pores. Girls don't need to say anything, once they see my moustache they gush instantly. Good for you rookie but you're gonna need a little more practice.

>>34749269
I've been eating and you just made me vomit.

>>34749269
K.

>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34749307
Well don't just let it sit there! That's perfectly good regurgitated food you're letting go to waste

>>34749340
I'm not as poor as you, I have plenty of normal food.

>>34749143

hate to break it to you friendo but no matter how much pussy you get you sext like a total fag

inb4 "lol jelly virgin" i've made girls cry with penetration, and that's something you can't fake.

>>34749402
Hurting girl is not a way to go, sadistic fuck!

>>34749425

its tears of joy. feels "spiritual". im not trying to shit talk the other anon, it's just my first girlfriend from when I was a teenager came clean to me after about a year that she'd been faking her orgasms and hyping me up to make me feel good about myself, and the way she talked looked very similar to his chick. eventually we talked it out and i learned some shit and we started having a healthier sex life, and that's the only time I saw the legitimate consistent orgasms, the intense clinginess, etc.

hurt like a bitch to hear at first though.

>>34749425
It just means >>34749402 has a very big penis anon don't be jealous of him

>>34749352
It was a joke. Duh.

>>34749402
Lol it's like you think I care or something.

And yes, yes, I know about the "crying from penetration".

BOTH tears of joy and of pain.

>>34749592

cared enough to reply buddy.

>>34749592
>It's like you think I care

The fact that you're posting screencaps AND diligently replying to other anons makes it blatantly obvious that you're emotionally enveloped in this entire endeavor.

E for Envy

>>34749641
Can't....I just say............the same thing about you? Buddy? Right? Because it kinda seems like you did one of those, "I know you are but what am I?" things.......

>>34749648
>you sext like a total fag.

Sorry.

Should have clarified what I don't care about.

>>34749679

never said I didn't care. why do you think i replied.

for someone who's that good at sex you care an awful lot about making sure people know about it. but best of luck to you

>>34749269
>I don't need to post an iMessage to validate myself
>I've seen hundreds of vaginas
Sure buddy, you sound really confident.

>>34749746
You realize that I do this just to get a kick out of people literally exactly like you.....right?

The obvious thing would be to ignore a person like me.

But you're fucking stupid enough to reply.

>>34749842
You sure are getting desperate to turn this around.

>>34749767
>I post screencaps so everyone knows I'm good at sex
>I've only ever had one gf

Sure buddy you sound like a real Casanova

>>34749842

This >>34749888 poster is right and his trips confirm you're desperation.

You're back pedaling harder than a toastie roastie right now

>>34749842
>>34749912
>>34749924
>>34749888

point at him and laugh boys.

>>34749912
Guess what, >>34749143 is not me

>>34749888
>>34749924
See>>34749717

>>34749912
What makes you say I've had one girlfriend?

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>>34749981
Original proof

>>34749953
>him
>three separate posters

What an idiot point at him and laugh boys

>>34749912
>>34749953
>>34749981
>>34749992
>>34750021
can you faggots get a room?

>>34750029

>not understanding that telling them to laugh at him

just making it too easy

>>34750052
>being this retarded on an anonymous Nepalese drum making forum

Just making it too easy

>>34750029
I think this was my favorite.

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>>34748674
This bunch of morons can't see that OP didn't send this message, it's a message sent to someone, hence why the chat bubble has no color and it's on the left.

Normally, on every messaging platform, messages you send are shown on the right, usually in a colored chat bubble.

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>>34748765
>>34748774
>>34748725
Holy shit, I hate women. I had something similar too, although it was about a fight I had with a girl, I was explaining to her I just felt kind of hurt by what she did, and she was just like "ok" and in general just seemed really annoyed I dared to feel hurt by her, supposedly a close friend of mine, ditching me when my grandpa died and I needed some company. My male friend asked me himself if I want to go out with him and another male friend or if I prefer to be alone etc. Women are terrible human beans.

You open up to them, and they don't even pretend they care. As cringeworthy as these messages are, and as funny it initially seems, you gotta be heartless to do that.

When a girl whom I wasn't attracted to was telling me awkward stuff about liking me and all, I said "thank you, it's very nice to hear that, I think you're a great person too, although I have a crush on someone else" or something. I fucking acknowledged her feelings at least. But nah, women just need to make you feel the shittiest possible.

Wow, I got butthurt.

>>34748779
l wouId

>>34748797
You're not excused, you can look that shit up, you adhd millennial scum

>>34749888
TripIes confirm

>>34748771
>>34750184
What if OP is actually the girl that received that message and she's asking how did she do getting a beta orbiter like that?

>>34749143
>you're touching my soul by sticking your sausage fingers up my festering vagina

Truly a m'lady for a lord like yourself.

>>34750348
>butthurt

You're fine, anon, and I agree with you. It's annoying really, the emphasis women place on having a sensitive and caring partner. They want a man who's a great listener and willing to talk through her problems. The reality of it is that if this man isn't objectively attractive, no amount of emotional connection will do.

Women like to think they operate on a higher cognitive level than men do but that's clearly false when they're bound to the primal physical desires like these.

>>34750348
don't feel bad anon, we've all been there. at least you sperged out in a way where you don't have to worry about her making fun of you or showing it to someone else. she knows she'd look like a massive cunt for mocking someone who just lost a family member.

just don't let yourself do it again and you'll be fine

fucking retards

literally never express your feelings for a girl over text. never. always in person, face to face, and if youre not able to then dont do it at all

if she doesnt feel the same way, that's fucking it. dont orbit her, dont give her attention. dont be an ass to her or bitter because doing so would make you on par with stupid emotional women. just literally move on to another dumb roastie

>>34749269

>I'm 24 and I've seen hundreds of vaginas

Virgin incel watches a lot of porn, shocking

>>34750654
When your muffin top/fat folds cease to obstruct the view of your penis, you have the right to insult me.

Later tonight I hope you think about this post because I'll be fucking a """gamer""" girl and you'll be at home, gaming.

>>34750348

You are fucking cuckboy numale if you expect women to react any way other than this.

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>Few years ago
>Confess to my crush
>I did it like a total beta through facebook
>Apparently she was at a party with her best friend
>She showed the message to her friend and she responded in her stead
>Basically told me to fuck off
>Just stared blankly at the monitor for 3 hours holding back tears
It was my first attempt ever to get a gf in my defense. By the way, to add salt into the wound she started dating one of my few friends few months later. Such is life

>>34750944
Hope you Iearned a Iesson

>>34750601
>>34750611
The most ridiculous thing is that, for example, that female "friend" of mine thinks she's "very emphatic". Yep, a girl who, when asked "can you come grab a drink or something with me? my grandpa died yesterday and I feel down" said "oh, I'm sorry. I don't drink today though" and changed the topic. Later explained it was because we were supposed to see each other later in the evening anyways. Now, we saw each other, with another friend also; while the other friend was all like "you sure you want to hang out? you must feel terrible" and I decided to go home, she just came and was like "wut? you going home? what happened?" and I snapped at her saying "why would you ask?" because, well, I told her what happened already. And it ended up with her being "hurt" by my "rudeness" and later when I tried to explain why I snapped, saying I felt hurt she ignored me when I asked her to hang out etc. she was annoyed at me. Empathic as fuck, sure.
Honestly I think I'll date a certain female friend because judging by my other female friends (like the one I was talking about), it seems like she's a fucking gem. She acts fair with guys that orbit her, even the ones she'd never give a chance to; polite, yet not giving them hopes. She's actually sensitive. She doesn't care too much about appearance. It's too bad she's like 130-135 lbs at 5'6-5'7 while I'm underweight and not tall, but I should stop caring about such small stuff too and just stop friendzoning her.
>>34750748
If I can't expect niceness of a woman, then I don't want to be friends with such a woman. And I surely wouldn't want to confess, I hope those guys who got rejected in such a ways learnt to not go for such bitches.

Good job man!

Im so proud.

>>34750944
Hmmmm that really makes me hmmmmm

What if all girls do this? It would explain the abrupt nature of the replies after a confession. Fuck, I'm really starting to think girls just pass the phone off to their friend/bf/chad fuckbuddy and let them do the talking.

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>>34748674
Go get em op, go get em