Just finished the rough draft of my suicide note lads.

I bet you spelled "worthless" wrong. Now find a partner to trade drafts with and revise them.

Did you remember to include if you fail and accidentally become braindead, to pull the plug / remove the feeding tube?

That's like the most important part

got a blurb anon?
need to know first if its worth picking up

>leaving a note
I always thought it'd be a lot more hurtful to just do it.
Why should they get to feel any better about it?

Post some of it.

We can critique it

fuck leaving a note, keep the fuckers guessing. that's what i plan to do.

>>34743736
>>34743755
Edgy

Ravioli

How long is it? Is it just one front page or is it back and forth?

Put in some stupid shit like a code or something saying don't believe that I killed myself that some paranormal agent/demon/government is forcing me in order to fuck with any autist in your family who reads the note.

>>34743877
What's so edgy about it. When I was thinking suicide people were going out of their way to treat me like shit. They know it was them and what they did.

>>34743936
Sometimes putting that in writing would hurt them more. They probably wouldnt blame themselves otherwise.

If you are person from the 'mother' thread, consider storing it in a locked drawer or something for the future. Things may change, things may not change. On the other hand, writing can be a wonderful outlet to vent no matter how morbid the results.

Either way, if you are dude from 'mother thread', you get my point.

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>>34743755
>put some cryptic shit or give coordinates

>doesn't actually mean anything/coordinates lead to nowhere and have nothing buried

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>>34743755
I don't currently want to kill myself, but if I did I'd have to do some shit like this.

>>34744068
>>34743755
Just like to say as somebody whose father killed himself and didn't leave a note, if you have anybody in your life who is close to you and mentally unhinged don't do this.
Just leave a simple note that explains why you did it and don't make my hell for the next 3 months like my father did.

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>>34743604
The title says it all friend. Join the army

>>34744119
i'm too much of a wimp for that. do they take everyone?

>>34743604
Post it

also when I suicide I think I'm going to try to do it somewhere my body won't be found so it's just recorded as a disappearance

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>>34744207
i kinda like this but they might just not care enough to look even a little bit, which really fucks me up thinking about it

>>34743755
Nah, I plan on ruining my oneitits's mental health by blaming it all on her.

>>34744451
This anon gets it, however she'll move on after a few months to get some chad Dick.

>>34743703
that's not legally binding in most of the world.

>>34743755
But that's what my note is for

>tfw your suicide note is a recondite postmodern text that has little bearing on your life or perspectives.