IRL Roastie Repairman AMA

>>34743525
Share some stories my man

I find this disgusting but please greentext

It seems you've really invited some requests to hear your strangest stories. Please, do share.

>>34743525
can't leave us hanging like this nigga
spill dem beans

>>34743525
are there repeat customers?
i.e. is the meme that they were "just born like that" really a fucking meme and that sex is the reason their roasties get blown out?

>>34743525
>vaginal reconstruction
How does one manage to ruin an organ literally designed to be fucked?

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OP isn't coming back, is he?

>>34743525
greentext the sluttiest story, or the most damaged roastie, or the most absurd request you've gotten

>gullible virgins falling for obvious bait

what a load of bullshit that weak bait OP isn't even going to get a precious (You)

>>34743564

I'm trying to summarize some highlights. Name an age group and I can go into more detail. I've seen it all. All sluts might not be women but all women are sluts. Some are highly proficient at hiding these behaviors. We have cognitive biases that interfere with our ability to police these behaviors, unfortunately.

>>34743620

All my colleagues have seen their patient volume almost double, year after year, for the past five years. There is a huge boom in demand for our services.

>>34743642

Yes, and they skew younger every year. Girls come in for consultations when they're 15, in advance of their 16th birthdays. For some parents, vaginal cosmetic surgery is like orthodontics. It might be a little screwed up, but if I don't take them as patients, someone else will.

Women rejuvenate their vagina according to various life milestones:

>onset of puberty
>before prom (local cock carousel)
>before they leave for college (regional cock carousel)
>before they take a new job in a new city (national cock carousel)
>before they go on ridiculous vacations with their girls (global cock carousel)

and don't forget

>break-ups
>divorces
>serial cheating that needs some surgical sprucing up before hubby finds out

>>34744124
>onset of puberty.

Damn it OP, you aren't even trying.

>>34743525
>only for her to ruin it all on a three-day weekend.
Clearly he's faking.

>>34744124
>>serial cheating that needs some surgical sprucing up before hubby finds out

confirmed roleplayer. just go away and jack off to your weird fantasy somewhere else you dense faggot

>>34744124
Give us a story on the youngest, most fucked up story you've gotten, in terms of amount of sexual partners or whatever metric you wanna use.

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>those gullible retards taking that bait

>>34743824

One man's ruin is another man's fuckable box of meat.

Age wears muscle down and many muscles are there to hold things together in certain shapes. When those muscles slacken, you may feel a more loose vagina. Some vaginas become tighter with atrophy, too. It varies by the roastie.

Many post-wall roasties have accumulated lots of scar tissue downstairs. We can laser off some of it, but usually the scar tissue is so extensive, we use general anesthetic. Lesions from different STDs, allergic inflammation from different men's sebum and semen contribute.

Shockingly, many girls feel invincible once they get the HPV vaccine, and I worry they take greater risks and expose themselves to diseases beyond the scope of the vaccine.

>>34744131
Goes to show you how easy it is to troll /r9k/.

>>34743525
>gynecological surgeon who doesn't understand how vaginas work

>>34744131

We get paid for consults for this age group, even if we don't put them under the knife or laser. It's usually the moms that love what we did for them and want us to deal with their family beef curtain curse in the next generation. We'll tell them to come back in a year or two or if it starts to irritate them, to give them time and all that. But like I said, if we don't do those surgeries, someone else in the US will.

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>>34744172
>not enjoyng secret woman hate thread
fuck off roastie

>>34744227
Logical answer, but what the hell would a vaginoplasty surgeon be doing on /r9k/. You'd be making too much money to have any interest here.

>>34744124
you are an very retart

>serial cheating that needs some surgical sprucing up before hubby finds out

you are an extra very retart

>cock carousel

you are uch an retart and everyone in this thread is extra retart love u all so much by

>>34744124
gonna need some PROOFS
post a vagina of a patient

and dont try to pull a fast one m80, i'll know if its fake because ive seen many internet vaginas ;^)

>>34744260
Not OP but you're retarded if you think there's no such thing as doctors who are socially awkward/incompetent sadsacks just like us

>>34744081
Go back to Facebook, cuck.

>>34744260

Weird hours. Business is slow in Jan/Feb. I can't read journals all day. Plus, what we're doing isn't really cutting edge medical science. It's more a well executed business that happened to catch on.

>>34744302
I'm saying the odds that a doctor that specializes in vaginoplasty coming to /r9k/ is so incredibly low that it is unbelievable. Most socially incompetent sadsacks don't just pick up one day and decide to rejuvenate, repair, and correct vaginas for a living.

I'm not doubting the validity that vaginal plastic surgery is a growing industry.

reported for underage pedo roleplaying

tell us something about the mid 20's college roasties

>>34744319
If you're really legit then give us two greentexts:
>the most horrendous/memorable post-wall roastie you've encountered
>the most slutty roastie you've stitched up that was 15-25

>>34744340
Not really considering that there's socially incompetent sadsacks who were that way before (and after) they finished medschool and their residency

plus 4chan isn't exactly a super secret club anymore, reddit

>>34744362
>announcing your reports
kek

Lol. OP has obviously never even seen a vagina.

>>34743525
Could you post a pic of patient? Seems like everyone here is doubting if this is bait or not.

>>34744296

You'd want the post-OP photos believe me.

I do have to say, Roasties may suck, but watching their BTFO fur burgers heal and become feminine crevices again is pretty amazing. Human skin is my favorite thing in nature.

I think op left. It was probably fake anyway.

>>34744340

I am obsessive about fixing skin and helping people improve their appearances. Earning potential and life balance made the vag rejuv path appealing to me.

Yo' is it dangerous working with STD pussies? Like how does that shit work, dog. Do you just slap the pussy with gel and form into a flower or something.

>>34744436
I can't tell you about STD's, but I'd assume they'd take care of an active infection. That's like asking doctors at infectious disease clinics if they worry about HIV and tuberculous.

For the other question, read all about it.
>http://www.miklosandmoore.com/cosmetic-vaginal-surgery-atlanta/

>>34744436

There's a company in Dallas prototyping a lattice system for growing designer labia in vitro.

If they fail Im told they'll sell their tech to the food industry, no lie

>>34744436

We don't really operate if there's a virulent infection going on. :)

>>34744479
Actually the vagina replacement surgeries were pretty successful. I'd have to hunt down the article, but that's old news. They did it on a multitude of patients at Wake Forest Medical I believe. They did it on patients born with defects like not being born with a vagina.

Here's one article straight from the source. The surgeries were done between 2005 and 2008.
>http://www.wakehealth.edu/News-Releases/2014/Laboratory-Grown_Vaginas_Implanted_in_Patients,_Scientists_Report.htm

>>34743525
I was slightly excited to see a not complete shit thread on here for once, then I read the rest of your post and quickly realized that it's yet another shitty RP. Fuck you for getting my hopes up. This dumb crap has been spammed so much that the more retarded part of the userbase probably genuinely believes it by now.

>>34744367

The worst situation a pre-wall Roastie can experience is being between cocks and finding herself with an embarrassingly rekt vagina. Chads and Stacys aren't above gossip and so word gets around. These poor roasties haven't yet cultivated their beta networks because the Chad cock has been too easy and plentiful. But they need those betabux.

They'll come into our clinic and leave in tears once they learn the mud flaps they earned patching roofs in Angola are too pricey to excise. It can cost anywhere from 6 to 12k USD.

Wake Forest is also growing hearts from scratch in test tubes if that sort of shit interests anyone. Apparently they are the leading medical research center in making Repo! The Genetic Opera a thing.

>>34744494
>>34744479
>2 gynecologists in one thread
wow! this is a berry nice thread im saving this one

>>34744564

Finna toastie, roastie?

>>34744612
No, just third year medicine

>>34744608

These are both me, OP, tho

:/

>>34744635
Liar. You should've known they already got that shit down pat.

>>34744635
>admitting to samefagging

you wot senpai

Lmao has this guy still not cum yet

>>34744703
He just replied to the same post twice with things he could have added in the first post, not samefagging. Samefagging is replying to your own post like you're someone else.

>>34743525
Anyone else seeing a oldtime rich women's face wearing a fur collar?

>>34744735

Once you've repaired a porn star's prolapse, or smelled cauterizing human labia or seen 10/10s drop their Lululemon to reveal a briney fuzzy crustacean cunt, countless times, you'd become asexual too, just to cope.

>>34744753
Oh now that you point it out I do, thanks anon.

>>34744570

Here's a few questions, OP. Since you seem educated and it doesn't really fucking matter if you are trolling.

Is it worth it? Does the surgery actually accomplish anything other than just a cosmetic upgrade?

How long does the typical patch job take to heal?

How many times did your most regular customer come in? What was she fucking?

>>34744970
>educated

OP's knowledge of vaginas comes from porn, hentai, and /r9k/ memes. He has obviously never seen one in real life.

>>34744294
Why did you come to try and make fun of us,roastie? The only person you`re making fun of with this """post""" of yours is yourself.

>>34743525
So i have a real question.
I'm a mentally deranged fembot.

I;ve been having sex for over 10 years straight. I've had about 30 partners. All different penis sizes. 8 was the largest, 4 the smallest. I still have an innie and according to doctors a hymen too. I masturbate with toys too. Can you explain this?

>>34745940
I always was professionally a camwhore for a long time and almost every time i was showing and spreading my pussy i got asked questions about my hymen.

>>34744124
i like you
never change

>>34745940
Not OP but I can explain this.

/r9k/ posters don't know shit about vaginas.

>>34745940
>fembot.
>I;ve been having sex
ree

you robots are so fucking gullible