Who here never had a gf?

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>>34743338
never ever

everr

Never ever ever. I don't get the point of a relationship.

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>>34743338
kissless hand-holdless hugless virgin reporting in

>>34743338
I Held a girls hand once. she was drunk and dint notice i was not her bf. Chad was at the other side drunk and laughing telling me to take her home as a joke...her hand was so soft. Sigh.

Never, and I don't think I ever will. I can make friends, or at least acquaintances with people so easily, basically like a normie, but never has a girl above a literal 2/10 showed interest in me. Why, man? I know I'm far from perfect, but even the strangest of cyborgs can get a kiss from a girl at some point before age 20. Fuck me.

Never. Homeschooled through middle and high school, and undergrad was just like homeschooling only with an added commute.

never have, probably never will. I'm just too off-putting / weird even though I'm not that ugly

Never ever. I think about getting a tfwnogf tattoo. Should I? It's such a big part of my life now and I already have a feel sticker on my car and a framed wojak picture.

My mom thinks I should get a gf

I told her I didn't want one...And now she thinks I'm gay

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>>34743338
end my miserable moistedness.

yeah bro never even held lips not even once

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I've got something to lighten the mood.

Only had a few in middle school. Sine then, nope.

I almost did once but I was an autist and ruined it.

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>>34743415


reminds me of that one line from scott pilgrim where he goes 'we almost held hands once but then she got embarassed' lmfaoo

and at OP >>34743338

i've dated around 30 girls, fucked around 10
the others were all in high school

just got to put yourself out there

inb4 fuck off

but hey, as honestly as i can give you this advice , LIFT
go to the gym
get some hobbies (EVEN IF THEY'RE FAKE)

pick a camera, a guitar, a surfboard, whatever

you can be mediocre at it

but girls will see you as 'hehe he surfs and is a photographer, wow'

but seriously, go to the gym and lift, is the best thing you can do for yourself

>inb4 i'm shit at talking to girls

get on tumblr, search up some tags for something oyu're into ie. pokemon / anime etc

find a girl , shoot her a message
a lot of these girls on tumblr (not the whores, like the genuine blogs) don't get a lot of attention, so shoot them a message and practice texting, its' good

besides that, just seriously put yousrelf out there

a lot of that PUA shit is a meme, but in all honesty cold approaching works best (for me at least) at parties or at concerts

i'm actually willing to give advice, so shoot me some questions, don't tell me to fuck off 'normie chad' becuase i'm not even in the slightest lmao
just got lucky i guess

>>34743338
Why don't you guys just bee yourself if you want a girlfriend

It's really not that hard

>>34743697
get it right across the forehead

maybe put a little space after no so you can add in a w or something in the offchance you get 1

>>34743751
>Attempts to give advice
>Goes on to say "I was just lucky"
Pick one, normie.

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>>34743338
Post more sad pics like this, hard mode: no birthday pics

I am turning 29 years old in like 4 months, I've never had a gf but I've banged a lot of whores. I feel hollow inside.

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>>34743751
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34743338
Worse

I had 4 chances over the course of 10 years and I fucked up every single one because I got scared because of my fucked up head

Now everyone in town my age, like people I went to school with think im a fucking weirdo

Plus I cant connect with anyone my age at all, im so lonely I want to fucking die

I am constantly reminded of this shit everyday.

Today a girl who was one year behind me in high school saw me in traffic while I was driving home, texted me and we caught up and might even have something planned for us to do together

The problem is I know there is no fucking point because whatever good thing happens Ill fuck it up or its just a goddamn joke

Im done, I wanna die

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Hey Robots,

Is it worse to be a hugless, kissless virgin, or somebody who had girlfriends and then went ten years without having one?

I'm thirty right now and, despite having several sexless gfs in my teens, I haven't had a date since 2005.

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>>34743785 Here, amigosanarantam.

>>34743685
try to find someone as weird as you anon. maybe you may find them. try chatting and dating sites? not tinder but some other stuff?

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>>34743751
If we wanted help we would go to advice you fucking retard.

This board is a bunch of losers who come here to feel sorry for themselves and lament their lives.

Your delusional if you think anyone here is gonna read that and just have an epiphany that makes them turn their life around.

>Wow this guy on 4chan just gave me all the tips that will let me trick a girl into sleeping with me! I just have to follow his instructions and everything will work out just fine!

People like you make me hate this board.

>>34743805

What if you accidentally do everything right and end up happily ever after?

>>34743338
Why do u maek dis tred

>>34743805
Keep up that attitude, you'll surely success if you keep having that behavior and loser attitude you faggot.

>>34743751
>LIFT
>go to the gym
Lifting doesn't fix underlying social retardation. It also doesn't fix deficiencies in the face or frame. In order for lifting to make you attractive you need to have potential to begin with.
>pick a camera, a guitar, a surfboard, whatever
>girls will see you as 'hehe he surfs and is a photographer, wow'
Believe it or not, girls are really good at picking out who isn't actually interesting and is faking it. Cool Chad isn't attractive because of his hobby, it's because he's good looking because he has some degree of passion or talent. A sperglord doesn't magically morph into a 10 because he walks around the park taking pictures of trees.
>find a girl , shoot her a message
a lot of these girls on tumblr (not the whores, like the genuine blogs) don't get a lot of attention, so shoot them a message and practice texting, its' good
First, girls who are into stuff like this don't want a weird spergy guy who obsesses over things they are casually interested in. It's the difference between the guy who went to see Rogue One and thought it was ok, and the guy who can tell you what race Admiral Ackbar is and his extended genealogy. Second, this is a great way to get your messages posted under the cringe tag.
>a lot of that PUA shit is a meme, but in all honesty cold approaching works best (for me at least) at parties or at concerts
What a novel idea, tell people who dread leaving the house to just go up to a girl and spill their spaghetti. Approaching only works if you already have the tools, all this will do will send a robot further down the hole of associating contact with women and embarrassment.
>just got lucky i guess
You sound like the kind of person who hasn't actually done this himself, and thinks this is how it works. It doesn't, at all.

>>34743912
>This board is a bunch of losers who come here to feel sorry for themselves and lament their lives.
>circlejerk
>circlejerk
>circlejerk

Wow I guess you guys are just as redditish as reddit itself, no more criticizing them I guess

>>34743834
I am gonna say yes, because you know what the champagne tastes like.

>it's like heroin so I hear

>>34744349
I . . . I actually can't really remember. Sure I remember the events themselves but the *feelings* are something that I can't picture in my mind right now. Good, I think.

>>34743338
I've gotten laid about 7 times but never a relationship.

Drunk sluts wanna bang, not date.