Why does everyone make fun of my penis

>>34742091
That shit is just wrong

It's a hammerhead

but it won't ever hammer anything

ha ha

How did you do on penis Inspection day OP?

>>34742091

i wouldn't know, i love oyster mushrooms

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What did you do to it jesus christ

>>34742091
Anyone who takes that dick isn't going to be making fun of it

>>34742152

Jelqing gone wrong.

Another cutfag botch

why is genital mutilation legal?

>>34742091
the knob of a penis exists to clean cum out of a pussy. to give your sperm a chance to make it to the uterus

so that cock is pretty alpha in my opinion. because it scoops out all of chads cum

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my dick. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont fuck shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. gert areal family that has good dicks, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fucking poverty dick on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking phaggot.

>war, war never changes
when the US endedWorld War IIby dropping atomic bombs onHiroshimaandNagasaki.

The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.

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>>34742226
Op you should get that checked

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>>34742258
Shit this was originally meant for
>>34742091

Man BJ's must be awkward

Not sure how I feel about the Mario Kart Wii Switch port

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>>34742091
That's pretty fucked up

>>34742091
Big
Mushroom
Cums

>>34742091
hahahahaha microphone dick haha

>>34742091
that would probably feel pretty cool desu

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>>34742129
ULTIMATE KEK LMAO