ITT: Making up quotes

>pussies don't get pussy

>>34740470
>"Republics have always been just a stepping stone to Autocracy"

Saying smart things doesn't make you smart, but accomplishing them does.

>life is naturally unfair but i deserve gf anyway

>"You threaten me with death? You cannot kill the already undead."

>I don't hate you, just life itself

Real quote from high school me

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"I've given up doing, think now I'm just going to try. We'll see how that goes."

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"Live safe...never speak...never try...never commit...elude failure...and never quit. Never rise so you never have to fall...in the end you will realize that you never lived at all..."

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>"I'm not living, I'm just killing time" - Thom Yorke

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>"The collector possesses what he cannot be."

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>>34742121
>>34740470
>>34740812
>>34740908
I didn't need any of this, :(

>>34742121
t. Merchant Shekelberg