>female doctor gave me a physical

Did your peepee go doki doki?

>suddenly remember the time a nurse touched your nuggets

i guess after all i am no virgin

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>see female doctor for physical
>she makes a male doctor come in to touch my balls

>>34739392
was he cute at least?

>male friend gave me a physical
>we were playing doctor
I know it's like super common but damn so cringy to remember.

>going to the doctor

Normie get out ree

Normies out rooooo

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>>34739287

Am medical student almost done.

3rd year did pelvic/bimanual exams (fingers in vag and other hand on lower abdomen to trap and palpate pelvic structures between hands), breast exams, etc.

Tfw I have had my hands on dozens of boobs, at least a dozen vags. But really, my job is to keep in working order things for normies to enjoy, things that I cannot use for my own enjoyment. Feels bad mayne. I will die alone.

>>34739845
O Tantalus, how did you offend the gods?

>>34739287
brit fag here...
what's a 'physical'?

>>34740142
A check up, they check your body and your genitals.

>>34739287
If you are able to be alone in a room with a woman you are not a robot and need to leave my fucking board.

>>34740441
They check your genitals? Even when you have nothing wrong with them?

>>34739287
Last time I had a physical was 12 years ago when I was 14. I got a boner when the doctor touched my balls. It was very shameful and humiliating.

>>34740592
They check for hernias. Not sure if it's actually necessary or a meme made by the jews

>>34740592
>Even when you have nothing wrong with them?
checking for any nasty surprises

>annual physical exam
>doctor asks you if you are sexually active

I'd literally rather die of cancer than have a doctor see me naked or touch me in a private place. I feel like anyone who lets a doctor feel them up isn't really autistic enough to be called a robot.

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>>34739287
got knocked out and something stuffed up my butt

I feel even the dentist when they stick their fingers in my mouth is too intimate, I can't handle doctors touching me in those places

>>34740592
OI BONG BONG THEY CHECK YOUR GENTLEMANS? OI THE QUEEN WOULD NEVER DO SUCH AN ACT! OI LET ME TICKLE YOUR MUMS BUM BUM

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>at dentist, chiropractor, psychologist, any doctor pretty much
>6+/10 female assistant or doctor doing exam
>forced to wear jeans and sometimes to assemble a boner apparatus

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>>34739287
female dentist boobs touched my cheek while she was working on my mouth.

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>have a female doctor
>pulls down my boxers to see my genitals
>tell meself not to get a boner
>gets a boner

At pretty much got a handjob.

>>34739287
>female dentists sticks her sexy fingers in my mouth

Why is it so hot to get your mouth worked by a female dentist?

>>34739845
Fuck, that's hot, you should be locked in chastity and made to repair damaged roasties all day long. Making sure they're primed and ready to service the cocks of superior men, knowing that you will never even get to cum, let alone experience sex.
Maybe even going as far as removing your own penis and testicles, to truly dedicate your life to serving superior men and women.

>female doctor insisted on performing breast and gyno exam despite my lame excuses
>her finger's inside me and I suddenly realize I have no idea what to do with my hands
>abdominal muscles clamp in terror and twat tightens around fingers
>she definitely felt it and probably thinks I'm a pervert now

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>at the dentist
>cute dental assistant rubs her boobs all over my head while reaching over me

>>34742016
>suddenly realize I have no idea what to do with my hands
One hand playing with your breasts/nipples and the other stroking her hair.

>>34742001
probably because you've been devoid female contact for a long time a dental examination turns you on.

>>34742035
No she probably thought you were really nervous.
If you're a virgin, doesn't matter, did they use the normal or small speculum?

>>34742289
you replied to the wrong poster IDIOT

>>34742301
Yeah sorry got tabs open I have trouble multitasking

>>34739324
>had appendix removed
>asian nurse forcibly showed my penis to another nurse
>couldnt do anything to stop it

>>34742289
Normal, I was worried but it was warmed up prior to insertion.

>>34742321
>asian nurse forcibly showed my penis to another nurse
sounds like fetish porn

>>34742325
Ohh you're from Europe or UK..don't they also use some sort of lubricant or more in case a patient iis too tight or nervous

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>shopping at the local equivalent of whole foods
>wearing my nicest cable knit sweater
>girl walks past me in the parking lot on the way in
>"Nice sweater."
>she blazes past me, she's wearing a cute purple rain jacket with the hood up
>look around the store for her while shopping
>just as I'm leaving se her
>it's some granny
Still felt nice, but I was hoping it would be a cute /fa/ girl instead of a /fa/ grandma.

>>34742325
how about you warm my dick prior to insertion?

>>34742321
>>asian nurse forcibly showed my penis to another nurse
why?

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>>34742011
what the fuck

oreganoksovmsevmle

>>34741261
>they can't hold back the laughter

>go to female doctor for physical
>does everything except check my privates

Which is one of the reasons why I got a physical. Not because I want her to touch my junk but because I have phimosis and want to see if I can do something about it besides circumcision. Maybe next visit I'll bring it up.

>>34739845
hey, fellow med student here,
when do you get to touch the boobs and vagnie
I'm just starting

>>34742885
DUDE, DON'T GET CIRCUMCISED
YOU CAN GET A CREAM INSTEAD
WHATEVER YOU DO MAN, DON'T GET CIRCUMCISED
SAVE YOURSELF MAN
SAVE YOURSELF

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>dentist lowers the seat to his crotch
>can hear him breathe through his belly

>>34742917
bro, circumcision isn't that bad, but forcing it on babies is a human rights violation

nothing wrong to choose the get the procedure done for yourself

>in doctors office in highschool
>doctor makes me take off shirt to feel my breathing or somthing.
>then has me take off pants to feel my balls
>keeps me completely naked for like 5 mins

Was little weird desu

>tfw a male doctor checks my balls
>"pull your pants down"
>"heh.. s-shouldn't you b-buy me dinner first"
>"whats that?"
>s-sh-shouldn't dinner buy you first"
>"right, now pull your underwear down"
>"Ha, I can barely see the little feller through all that hair!"
>"t-thanks y-you too"

>>34739533
my balls and abdomen hurt like hell for the past month and a half an'd i'm pretty sure i have Hernia
>tfw when each time the pain wins and i begin to make an appointment i remember i will have to say my balls hurt and then pull my pants down and let them touch me all while hiding my power level.. fuck this gay earth i just cant do it

>>34742917
Exactly that's why I wanted her to check it out. My dick is small anyways so it's not like I'm trying to show off or anything.

I don't want to get circumsized unless it's the last option. I'm just getting desperate. I'm 25 and a virgin and a big part of it has to do with my phimosis. Having a small dick doesn't help either.

>>34743310
Phimosis can be cured by stretching

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>>34739287
>female doctor feels up my junk for a hernia.
>she's like 50
>it feels pretty awkward man.
Time to get a new doctor.

>>34743362
Doesn't the cream numb the head just in case you touch it? Reason I don't stretch is because I've touched my dick head a little and it hurts so bad.

>>34743503
>>34743503
listen man, just don't get circumcised, it's not worth it, stretch, get the cream, and wait
it'll get better

>cute nurse in her 20s has to do my rectal exam
>she had to take time out of her cute girl day from doing cute girl stuff to stare at my filthy hairy asshole and feel my bunghole muscles clamp around her cute girl finger

its the small victories

I had a female doctor put her finger in my bum once

>>34742027

>her tits brush against you while leaning over your mouth

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I had a female doctor examine my balls once when I was having pain. She was rubbing hot oil all over them.

I got a full blown erection right in front of her, felt good.

>>34739287
>Check up
>Nurse tries to unbutton my jeans.
My jeans unbutton by sliding apart
>Nurse breaks sliding buckle apart and begins pulling down my pants
Nigga owed me a new pair pants.

>think a physical meant they didn't actually need to see naked penis
>tape my peepee to my leg so an erection wouldn't show
>"take them off please".
>comply because i'm a submissive male
>reveal the taped up shaft
>nurse laughs
>I pull them up and run to the bathroom
>hide in there for over 30 minutes
>sneak out the back way and never go that GP again

>>34742016
did you cum?

org