Why is it that I am STILL a virgin? I currently attend senior

>i'm intelligent and attractive why am i still a virgin
bullshit, you are ugly.

to lose your virginity in highschool you have to be attractive or lower the shit out of your standards and go for virgin girls

lift weights you fucking faggot

>>34739269
Fuck you. I am honestly one of the most beautiful people I know. You are not even worthy of replying to me, you disgusting fucking filth. Fuck off.

>>34739242
Wow, if this isn't satire it's no wonder you're a friendless virg. Stop judging people and expecting that girls should be approaching you. If you're actually good looking why not approach some of them?

>>34739354
calm down elliot rodger
youre probably just an uggo, accept it faggot

>>34739362
Why do you think this is satire? And, I am not judging people, I just think that it is unfair how other people can get girlfriends and I can't. Also, I don't approach them, because I should not have to. Girls should be approaching me, I am such a catch.

>>34739425
I am beautiful. In fact, I am tempted to post a picture, but I am afraid of being recognised. If you seen me, you would agree that I am actually stunningly handsome.

>>34739427
>I am such a catch

Obviously not you're vain af tbqh f a m

>>34739427
Ok this is definitely a joke

>>34739466
I am not vain, just honest.

>>34739478
It DEFINITELY isn't. Why would you think such a thing?

>>34739425
elliot rodger was above average looking

>>34739481
So you're vain and delusional then?

>>34739544
You people aren't even worth replying to. I came here to seek help, but all you people have done was insult me. I used to think I belonged here; I guess I was wrong.
Goodbye.

>>34739581
Alright faggot supreme, good luck dealing with your non problems

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>>34739604
>faggot supreme