>Ewww Anon farted!

>>34736397
lmao nice wizard hat loser

>ewww anon is aware of the existence of sex

>>34736502
now
>ewww anon is aware of his impending death xd

>>34736397
Yeah I did, bitch. Now come over here and lick my asshole clean.

>>34736557
Fucking hell you're disgusting

>>34736397
>be really gassy
>it's uncomfortable
>I'm constantly having to suppress farts in a quiet college classroom
>it's destroying my colon
>my colon can't take the suppression anymore
>I refuse to let my body fart
>but my colon makes this really loud farting noise even though I didn't fart
>I can only describe it as a fart occurring inside my colon
>become embarrassed and put my head on my desk with my hands over my head
>IN A FUCKING UPPER LEVEL MATHS CLASS

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>>34736557
>Now come over here and lick my asshole clean.

>>34736581
Yeah, people say that. Now are you going to start licking or what? I can always find some different boipucci if you're not down.

>>34736613
REST IN PEACE MUH SIDES.
LICKYLICKYLICKY

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>mfw when some normie cunt says "ew" or some other similar normie term when I fart near them
Fucking bitch. My farts smell amazing. You should be happy to breath in such perfection.

>>34736765
Fuck off tee hee you fucking cunt

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Your insults don't effect me because I already know I am perfect.