>parents are having people over Saturday night, aunts/uncles

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>>34735844
pretend to be a normie and talk to people

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get a gym membership,spend all night there walking on a treadmill and iso machines

>>34735923
It's all old people. No one for me to talk to. My presence is weird and if I stayed in my room that would be weird too and if I were out of the house for no reason that would be weird. Lose/lose/lose.

>>34735943
I'm a commuting college student and my school is a 30 minute drive (expensive parking) or an hour train ride. I really don't want to go up there if I don't have to. Plus our gym closes at like 10.

>>34735844
Fake an illness on Friday, then use that as an excuse to stay in your room on Saturday. Just stay in bed. If they come in and bother you, it will be super brief.

>>34735844
>find laptop
>install league
>begin the clicking spree
>insist your clicking will irritate visitors so you should stay in your room
>problem solved

>>34735844
go see a movie
make sure its a bad one so youll have the whole room to yourself

>>34735844
socialize?
>origiginalal

>>34737732
How am I supposed to socialize with people in their 50s when I'm the loner reclusive college kid who lives at home and has no friends

>>34735844
>get phone or laptop
>say you're going out
>leave through the front door
>quietly go round the back and hide
>find a comfy spot to stay that has Internet
>relax

>>34738403
I have no friends and they know it, I would have no reason to go out.

My plan is to spend all day on campus and get back around 8PM or so, hang out for a bit then go upstairs. That could work.

>>34738349
A L C O H O L

E T H A N O L

>>34739403
i have to agree with , this