who here /too shy to make friends on the internet/

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*crawls up to OP and hugs him*
*squeeeeeeeeze*

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only mentally ill people have internet friends

>>34735070
I made some internet friends accidentally in middle school

Iktfeeleo bro
>tfw play videogaymes for the first time in 8 months and non of the regulars in the servet greet me when i join.

>tfw small friends list on Xbox live

>Had a small circle of internet friends in my teen years
>Had fun together
>Fell in love with one
>Mom found out
>Internet is taken away
Fast forward 7 years
>go seek out these friends
>only one of them is still a cool guy
>he's dating my ex
Feels weird man.

>>34735026
>Too nigger
>robot enough on paper and thought
>ability to conceal it so well alienates me from all people of every creed and race

My power level has parental controls locks irl by some hot shot deep in my brain trying to protect itsself from ego death. I dont have the pasdword and am unable to physically commiserate with a robot if I ever met one.

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>>34735026
>mfw i have a secret normie free place to shitpost online and im not going to tell anyone about it

>>34736687
your imaginary world doesn't count, anon

i havent encountered someone worth talking to on the internet for ages, last one was a guy from bulgaria who was alright. Struggling to get by, poor as dirt, we talked about everything. I hope he does good. Contact is hard to keep up. I wish him the best.

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>>34737465
literally only five people post there. you probably never heard of it

>>34737515
Poo.Com?

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>>34737539
i-its real

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it's really, really difficult

that's why I like 4chan, it's anonymous so I have no issues talking to you guys

plus it's an open forum where anyone can come and go as they please and no one will ever know

when you pare that down into a chatroom environment with usernames and much less people and more intimate conversation, I really can't do it