At what point are balls considered big?

>>34734944
Are they bigger than your dick when not it's flaccid?

>>34734944
Mine are eight inches in diameter, should I see a doctor?

>>34734958
wouldn't that depend on the size of my dick?

>>34735264
I think microwaves shrink them, try that

>>34735291
It's hard to fit all three of them in the microwave though

please answer this is important

>>34734958
Flaccid, each one is probably bigger than my dick. People have commented on my massive balls before. I feel quietly pleased. I'd prefer a big dick but big balls are pretty nice I suppose. Fun to play with.

>>34736301
>people have commented on my balls
NORMIEEEEEEE

>>34737575
>Implying it wasn't a robot friend (and no, not one I've slept with or anything, I was just wrapping up an outside piss)

>>34734944
No such thing. Nice

>>34737875
wish I was lapping it up 2bh

>>34737915
I'd be cool with that. Wouldn't be the first time.

>>34737875
>robot
>friend
OFF MY BOARD NORMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE