>roommate has had his girlfriend over for fucking hours >they

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probably fake and gay buy im laughing tho xD xD

>>34733564
ask your roommate if you can suck his dick, then when he cums in your mouth swallow the semen for sustenance.

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>>34733755
>Doesn't know the feeling of refusing to get up and get food or go to the bathroom at the expense of meeting company
Fucking normie, God damn.

manchild up and go out there and tell him to get his hooker out of the common area, it's your place too.

>afraid to see vagin

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>>34733792
i can fucking relate thats why im laughing

>>34733564
>send help

If I did that you'd just end up hiding away for even longer.

>tfw tranfsering to uni next semester from community college
>I will have 2 years of what op is going through

Fuck, how do you manage OP? How will I manage? Did you think about digging a tunnel through your wall out into the hall?

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>>34733564
try sneaking hastily with both arms pointing backwards while moving. It helps with the air drag making you really silent. something like pic related

>Roomate is taking a shower
>Have to take a shit
>forced to shit in small garbage can in my bedroom

Thank god it had a lid.

You get dizzy after only 17 hours of not eating?

>>34733564
I am fairly normal compared to many on this board but I know what this is like. Never gone for 17 hours but have pissed in bottles and gone hours without eating because flatmates were out and about