Is this any good? Anyone try one?

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It's just like the real thing only better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH2JmRqCT8I
this still kills me

>>34733489
If you submerge it in warm water and close your eyes its like fucking a real girl

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I prefer this one, personally. Much more pleasing.

>>34734058
What about those of us who aren't gay?

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>>34733778
It's like he's selling a vacuum or something.

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>fapping
>thoughts drift to alien girls
>stop mid-fap to look up that blue alien fleshlight
>feel really curious
>think to myself how it's the closest I'll come to fucking an alien girl
>add to shopping cart
>decide to finish fapping before I check out
>orgasm
>lose all urge to buy sex toys

I do this a few times per month.

Should I just buy the thing and be underwhelmed so I can get it out of my system for good?

Or is it worth getting and keeping?

>>34733489
Over 20lbs

>>34734131
using a dildo =/= gay. it's only gay if it's a cock you're putting in you.

>>34734521
I do this quite often. It's probably not worth it, those things are always underwhelming, Also never shop for sex toys while horny.

Hahahahahaha! It's an ass in a box. That's brilliant. All of humanity has been leading up to this moment, the moment when we can create synthetic, disembodied asses and ship them all over the world.

>>34734534
I've not tried a dildo but I think I managed some prostate stimulation with a finger while fapping in the shower one time, because the orgasm was an incredible back-arching, toe-curling, eyes-rolling-back pleasure explosion and I've not experienced anything that intense in the years since.

I went for this and regret it.

A week or so with pounding and my magnificent cock managed to tear the wall separating anal and vagina somehow. After that it doesn't matter how many pounds of pussy and ass there is, it's useless.

>>34734817
But it still makes a nice decoration piece.

>>34734925
>>34734817
Mount it on your wall like a hunting trophy.

>>34733489
white people trying replicate what the japs are good at making? fuck off

>>34733489
its over 20lbs of pussy and ass

the two exclamation points would be a strong indication of the veracity of the claims made on the box


also old meme is old, so it checks out

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>>34733489
>Pipedream

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>>34734817
Happens in real life too.

>>34733489
I have. It is not any good. Get a fleshlight.

>>34735079
Really? Do you have pics? I'd like to see it in real life.

>>34734521
This is one of life's best kept cheat codes, very similar to eating before you go out grocery shopping.

>>34735136
It isn't visually stimulating at all. The price tag makes it seem like it might be worth getting but it isn't. There was this thing, soloflex I think, that you put hot water into. That might be worth a go.