Autistic things you did as a kid

>>34733343
And then you became a whale, fatty. Interesting how the circle of life works.

>>34733343
>be me
>be an autismobot faggot child
>loved whales
>like, love loved them
>would draw whales, play with cut out whales
>often pretend I'm a trainer in the Sea World
>one night I decide to bring my cutout whale into bed with me
>stick whale into expensive pajama pants since im autismo
>hit the right spot
>wewlad.png
>end up masturbating with a paper whale

>tfw I learnt how to masturbate from a paper cut out whale
>tfw I woke up with papercuts on my weiner the next morning

>>34733343
that is 100% adorable

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>would pace around the room imagining gun fights/ war while make the sounds with my mouth
>did this until the age of 12

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>>34733664
>I did this until the age of 14

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>used to always think everyone could read my mind
>whenever older girls laughed near me I thought they were laughing at my thoughts and would get embarrassed
>tried to change my way of thinking to make it harder for normies to read my thoughts
I heard more recently that this is a symptom of schizophrenia. I haven't done it in years but this really makes me think.

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>>34733343
>unironically scared of toilets/showers
>would shower with mom until i was 11
>couldnt go to toilet alone until i was 13
>unironicaly always asked my little brother (9) to watch me take a shit
>literally recorded him promising me to watch me shit for 4 times for 2euro

>>34733664
I'm 19 and I still do this.

>>34733788
>I'm 19 and I still do this.
that's cute

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>>34733343
This is a small thing, but I like to pick at the dandruff/dead skin on my scalp, and it feels really good when I get big pieces of it.

>>34733343
>be in karate
>have to wear a cup to protect my nuts
>see girl kneeling down to do something
>decide to jump over her like leap frog for giggles
>instead she stands up and I crack her super hard in the back of the skull with my cup
>she instantly collapses and starts crying
>I get put in the corner until my dad comes
>dad hears about it
>dad just looks at me like I'm a retard for days and doesn't talk to me
>still think about it every once in a while still

>>34733788
I'm 43 and I still do this.

You pussy.

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>used to think if i looked at other people my vision would turn black and red and information about them would appear like in Terminator 2
>used to never be able to get out of bed in the morning to get ready for school because i was very cold and thought if i moved i would shatter like ice
>used to lick things
>Never used the oven because I'm scared i'll push the wrong button combinations and make it explode
>put something in microwave then when it would get to 10 seconds start freaking out and push the "cancel" button at 1 second and say "bomb diffused" i still do this sometimes

>>34733343
Replace with donosaurs and this is me.

>>34733834
I definitely do this. I'd rather self-groom my scalp than have flaky bits just waiting to break off.

>have a plush toy given by my grandma when I was a baby
>she dies a few years later
>talk to it everyday and sleep with it
>tell my parents all of "our conversations"
>they think I should probably leave it

>15 years after, it's tattered and has holes everywhere around it
>cry myself to sleep everyday while holding it because it is my only true friend

mentioned this in another thread, but here we go

>wore sandals all the time
>LITERALLY all the time
>wore them to bed
>slept, and woke up with my sandals on
>one day mom crept in my room and started to take my sandals off
>woke up screaming and crying, i needed them on me.

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>>34733989
This is dangerously close to turning into a feels thread. I'm not ready.

>>34733894
>used to never be able to get out of bed in the morning to get ready for school because i was very cold and thought if i moved i would shatter like ice

Cute!

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>>34733766
>>unironicaly always asked my little brother (9) to watch me take a shit
>>literally recorded him promising me to watch me shit for 4 times for 2euro

oh fuck i can't breathe

>had a trampoline in my backyard when i was like eight
>one time i laid face down in the middle of the trampoline
>i started to feel something in my pants, felt real good
>the depression of the trampoline mesh material from my upper body was angled perfectly for me to rub my little peen against
>didnt understand why i liked the feeling so much
>every day after school i would go right to the trampoline and masturbate with it

this went on every day for like 2 years

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>Be me
>in 4th grade or around that I can't remember
>mom's picking me up early from school
>just getting out from recess
>walking up the big ass ramp from playground with the other kids
>see my mom at the top
>I don't know why but I thought it'd be cool to walk up withour looking and hug her
>I close my eyes
>walk forward
>hug the first thing I touch
>i here a awkward uhhhhh
>mfw it's the cute diabetic girl
> OhGodWhyDidIDoThis.jpg
> recoil immediatly
>say sorry
>walk away in shame with head down

I still think back on it and cringe

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>be me, grade 3
>only white kid in a friend group of filipinos
>that's edmonton for ya
>had a crush on this qt filipino girl
>she was my first crush
>best friend named Jesse tells me how to say "i love you" in tagalog
>tells me to say it to her, because she won't know what it means and it'd let me show my feelings
>say it to her and run away
>later she says "did you say you loved me?"
>she was born in manila and spoke the language
>mfw jesse fucking duped me, and my first love broke my heart for the first time

>>34733343
>Getting myself in trouble purposely for the sole of reason of being noticed socially.

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>>34733397
fpbp kek

>be 15 in highschool
>came across this guy doing tricks with a fingerskateboard
>show it to my friend
>we both get absolutely hooked
>make our own skateparks from wood
>buy exspencive wooden fingerboards for like 40 dollars each.
>video our tricks and put them together as an edit like the real pro skateboard videos

I cringe now thinking about it. Shit was cool at the time. Whenever me and my friend hang out we always talk about it. Robert fingerboarding with you was the best thing ever. No homo.

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>>34733989
Same here. I got mine when I was in the hospital after I fractured my skull when I was 1.5y/o. Slept with it pretty much every night since then.

Pic related.

>>34734295
That sounds pretty fun. I don't know why you'd cringe thinking about it.

there's a dude that sits in front of me in calc class and he keeps bobbing his head like Quagmire while the prof is lecturing. no idea what the fuck that's about
from me:

>had an oversized business-like black dress shirt i used to wear sometimes in freshman year hs, because i thought it looked cool for some reason

>still wore jeans and cargo pants w/ it and tennis shoes

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>>34733343
I can understand an obsession with whales they're quite aesthetic,

>Kept tiny bottles with my pee in my wardrobe
>Used to light entire boxes of matches when parents weren't at home and hid the burnt stuff under the rug
>Used to bang my head against the floor/wall
>Stapled my own fingers a couple of times
>Used to touch my wee wee frequently when I was around people
>Had fantasies of being naked and experimented on

>>34734103
Holy fuck , wtf, you must cringe fucking hard as fuck

>>34733763
I do this too but I never really think they can read my mind

>>34734033
Where is that helmet from? Seems familiar, might've been power armor in an anime I watched a short video of.

>>34734320
It's just weird thinking about 2 guys playing with fingerboards at the schoolground. Like people would watch us doing it. Imagine seeing 2 guys videotaping the other playing with a mini skateboard.

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>>34734350
killer whales are dolphins anon pls dont trigger my autism again

>planked while touching wee wee in drama class when i was in jr high and saw girl with overdeveloped chesticles
>nobody saw me

in retrospect, basically public masturbation. But not really, because it wasn't underneath the trousers.

>>34734408
I don't know man, you were just kids. Kids are going to do dumb kid things, but what you did sounds like a good memory you don't need to be ashamed of.

>>34734416
oh, Sorry, friend

>fourth grade
>teacher starts talking about the world could end in 2012 because of the the atom collider in CERN
>anon had death anxiety in fourth grade
>starts crying like a fucking baby in middel of classroom
>still embarresed today
the death anxiety is gone today, feels Good man

>>34733763
>schizo
Fuck. I started genuinely thinking people can read my thoughts a few months ago.

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>>34734033

>7th grade
>theres a new kid in class
>lovely girl in a wheelchair
>long blonde hair
>lovely green eyes
>very pale skin
>she doesn't many friends
>friends egg me on to make fun of her one day during break
>immediately think my choices regarding the social hierarchy of school have been less than optimal
>walk up to her and get a good look at her face
>qt 3.14
>say to her that my friends are douches and are trying to make me hurt her
>she thanks me for telling her and we have a little bit of idle chat
>we get on to the topic of horrible friends
>we have so much in common
>she gets really riled up at the horror stories I tell her about my friends and their bullying
>she makes this adorable puffed up cheek face and wheels over to them in a cute rage
>she begins to tell them off but trails off midway
>the assfriends pull out metal rulers and scissors
>a tiny friend (5th grade) slaps her on the wrist with the ruler
>OHYOUDIDNT.jpg
>rush over and snatch the ruler off of the little fuck
>proceed to beat the everloving shit out of him
>blood and bruises all over him
>other friends back off
>I get called to the principals office along with wheelchair girl and some other douche
>get suspended for a month
>girl thanks me and awkwardly attempts to kiss me on the cheek while leaving school that day
>had to kneel down a bit since shes in a wheel chair
>it was still incredibly cute
>feel really satisfied with myself
>come back to school a month later

>find out she died a week ago

It was my first and only white knight experience and it ended in tragedy.

>>34734440
I suppose we were. It isnt kind as bad as i think it is. Thank you anon.

>>34733887
Lmao fuck I wonder if I'll ever stop

>be 14
>play san andreas on the ps2
>go into the stripclub
>being a pre teenager i get horney as fuck
>go up to the strippers with cj
>start likking my tv

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>>34734494
STOP IT. DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS, ANON. THIS IS NO FEELS THREAD!

>>34733664
>>34733758
i still do this and im 18

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>>34734494
please tell me you just made this up

>>34733788
im 18 and same
original poster

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I have always loved reading. That in and of itself isn't autistic, but I remember for several years (ages 9-12 or so) I read dictionaries all the time. Whenever I didn't have anything to do in class, I read my dictionary (I remember one teacher looking at me very oddly when I told her the dictionary is my favorite book). Sometimes during recess or lunch I sat off to the side by myself because I really wanted to read a few pages from my dictionary. When I was on a plane or a long car drive, I read my dictionary. When it was bedtime, I laid in bed reading my dictionary until I was tired enough to sleep. Sometimes I would compare how different dictionaries defined the same words.

I won several school-wide spelling bees in middle school and high school though, so my autism eventually paid off.

I would feed ants, I'd especially like to catch flies, rip their wings off, and drop them right above the nest. I also brought them honey and sugar water to help them feed their young in the hope that they'd have a population surge and grow to an absurd size.

>>34734380
Planetes.

It's a nice sci-fi anime.

>>34734837
I remember, I saw this on the /lit/ approved anime/manga list, guess I'll give it a go.

>>34733763
>>34734375
Same. I don't think anyone can actually read my mind, but I can't prove that they can't, and I'm afraid of making some microexpression in reaction to what I'm thinking and giving away what I'm thinking. I don't think I'm schizo though.

>>34734301
your bed look very comfortable and your sheets are clean

your mother must've been nice anon, is she still alive

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>>34733343
Honestly that sounds funny and cool, OP. I was obsessed with dogs, but it's not as original as whales.
Including:
>talking about dogs 24/7
>carrying dog books to school
>buying two different dog magazines every month
>looking up dogs in the internet all the time
>making little plasticine dogs

Fast forward to middle school:
>wanted to talk with crush
>decided I should start a discussion with complaining about people prefering canned food over Star Wars (I'm not making it up right now, it's literally what I fucking did)
Why did I think it was okay

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>used to go the library every day after school
>would always read about medieval times, victorian england, etc.
>had an autistic obsession with maids
>used to draw maids in castles all day
>used to pretend I was the head maid at a huge mansion and clean my room and pretend I had a feather duster
>made a really shitty maid costume out of clothes around the house
>dad finds out and gets fucking pissed
>made me sign up for football and took me hunting and shooting
>dropped football immediately, hated hunting, liked shooting though
>now I just want to be a maid with guns
this is what autism looks like

>I was a sanic kid, running and all
>Became obsessed with Shadow, "Who... am i?!" was a catchphrase for a while, even in the wrong contexts

>friend and I used to battle imaginary friends in the playground, running at each other and shouting
>used to try wallrunning to achieve maximum effect
>would draw them all day in school with elaborate padlocks next to them to stop people 'stealing' their design

>when I was really young I used to headbutt other kids (head down, charge them like a bull)

>was really overdramatic and once I fell over and just lay there for 20mins, insisting to the playground assistant that I broke my leg

>terrible, compulsive liar at every opportunity to try and make myself appear cool
>"I'm in a rock band! We're going to Japan to tour next year!!"

>>34735123
For a minute. I actually thought you were a girl

>>34735123
Did you watch those maid anime from the early 2000s? Or did those come out later

>>34735123
>maid with guns
You could be a male Rosarita in real life.

>>34734776
i think that's a cool thing to do tbqh, people undervalue words so much.

>>34735261
Sorry to disappoint you

>>34735416
I've never watched any maid anime, because I assume they are more directed towards people with a maid fetish, whereas my maid interest is nonsexual

I'd turn anything I found into like a weapon or armour
I'd always be sharpening sticks or trying to start a fire with a piece of slate and rock or some shit. I was truly autist but I didn't do it for a violent purpose, I just loved designing stuff like it, it probably is the reason I'm still interested in medieval weapons

Once I found like a piece of old rotten tree bark at the park. I wore it like a breastplate and smeared mud on my face as camo, then I got one of my like makeshift clubs (a stick with a rock tied on the end with twine) and knocked at my friend's house pretending to be a barbarian. I was like the Macgyver of autistic kids

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>>34733343
didn't think there was any way i could have autism but when i think back to when i was a kid and did/said a bunch of really stupid shit without even considering the consequences i think there actually might be

>be me
>be 3 years ago
>valentines day coming up and 2 girls at work both say they expect something from me
>all i could really get to them at work was a card (work in a food production plant, no contaminents allowed)
>rather than just buy one, made them from scratch
>top quality paper
>find the best photos of each of them for their own cards
>edit them so they look like great detail charcol drawings of them
>passed them of as such, they believe i drew them myself
>individually made poems about what i think of them, all kind words, proper structure and rhyming
>they adored them, still have them to this day apparently

>im 24 now
>they were 30 and 36 at the time and both married.

Whoops

>>34733397
not cooI

>pick object in the distance like a building, between thumb and first finger
>change its position, make it bigger/smaller, making it explode

>when on car
>imagine myself running through roofs of houses
>parkour.jpg
>sometimes making "jumping noises" or "falling noises"

>>34735760
everyone did that second thing tho, you good nigga

>>34734494
that is literally hilarious

>>34735760
I did the second one alot

>>34735760
did the second thing a lot too while imagining I was sonic

>>34736158
same here, fear not, gentle anon

>>34735735
If i was the husbands i would hace beat yo ass forma making me look like a heartless chad

I assumed until 12 that no one else had inner thoughts.

>>34733763
Might have schizophrenia then, that is how I have felt for a few weeks.

>>34733763
I used to/ occassionally find myself thinking these exact sorts of thoughts

then again, i have social anxiety so that might be it, im extremely self conscious

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>didn't become fully potty-trained until 6 or 7
>once had a nasty shit during kindergarten, said nothing for a few minutes until the teacher noticed
>would sometimes poop in the bathtub (also never tried a shower until I was ~13) and my mom would have to scoop it out with a huge spoon
>Got scared whenever the TV was turned off or when gif related showed up after Klasky-Csupo cartoons

>>34737801
part 2 since I just remembered more autismo things I did
>would pull on my eyelids, let go, and blink a few times to hear and feel the squishy sound of the air leaving the space between
>discovered masturbation by rubbing my peepee on a towel, leading to me crumpling the towel into a ball and sliding it around the bathroom floor on my dick
>sometimes did this with my underwear on backwards with the front side scrunched in asscheeks pulled up as far as possible
>also got off by humping the underside of the toilet (sometimes bare)
>would later forced my erection to point down in my underwear, then pulled the waistband up high so it would bend my dick
>thought pee was stored in the testicles
>>34735760
also did the second one

>>34734173
my oneitis is an edmonton filipina chica. Why are they so cute compared to other asians

>>34734173
>Edmonton
Stop only one person from this shit hole is allowed on this board

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>mfw whalefags got beat in the longest living vertebrae department
Eat my rancid flesh and go echolocate yourself to sleep you dummys

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>>34734448
Wait are you saying that you were in the 4th grade in 2012?

>>34733397
came here to post this
fpbp once again

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>>34735103
Thanks anon, keeping my bed and room clean is a big priority for me, gives me motivation to do things.

And my grandmother is still around, she's the last one of my grandparents. She's slowly developing dementia unfortunately, so I've spent time with her recently before she fully slips away. Even though she's not my biological grandmother, she is probably the greatest women I've ever met, and I'm glad to call her my grandma. I'll miss her when she's gone.

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>>34733343
I'll start from early childhood, to younger teenage years:

Childhood:
>Make autistic shrieking noises
>Ran around like Sonic
>Lick my hands
>Bump against people's button
>Continuous autistic laughter (People were afraid of me)
>severe ADHD had me in constant motion.
>Sucked on my arms
>Started jumping up and down when I played Mario
>No/barely any friends so read books outside and talked to myself
>Cried myself asleep

Younger teen years :(12-14)
>Was so autistic I was afraid of intimacy
>Wanted to have family and not be alone, but was afraid of people touching me and was also a huge sexaphobe (genophobe) since I was (and still am) a weird faggot.
>Used to sniff at people secretly
>Especially my two crushes who I sat near (crushes I had a different times).
>Used to dream of crushes snuggling with me and us getting married and having kids
>Day dreamed of hugging crush
>Thought about crush's belly alot.
>I used to believe I was the Lord of the lizards who would one day get captured by aliens and become a space voyager. It was like my own made up adventure.
>I used to stare at my waifu in class for 20 minutes almost everyday on the class's pc.
>Teacher asked me what are my hobbies and I told her sleeping. She thought I was joking and so she laughed but I was crying inside because it was the truth. I had no life.
>I told my family I have friends inside my head who talk to me
>I stared at the back of my crushes head for 30 minutes without blinking
>My crush asked me what my dumb self did all day, and my faggot self said that I visit anime image fourms. Never talked to me again.

Years later and I'm still an autistic sperglord with no friends and no social life whatsoever. I don't even have online friends.

>>34733343
Same but with wolves. Spent my allowance on sponsoring sanctuary wolves.

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>>34738744
You were a more charitable person as a raging autistic than most functioning adults 10/10 anon good work proud of you

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>>34733763
>used to fear the stacies would look through your window at home and see you watching cartoons and laugh at you

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>>34733343
>wore the same torn up PJs everywhere i went and refused to take them off because "normal clothes were uncomfortable"
>at reecess would run around pretending i'm a dinosuar or an animal, remember beating my chest and runnung around on knuckles like a gorilla

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>>34735760
>>34734295
>>34733664
I'll do you one better.
>tfw champion hand fighter
When i was a kid in like 1st grade i found it fun to pretend my hands were people and i would make them 'Fight'. Not just bashing them into each other; really complex moves that are seen in bruce lee or wwf.
Then i learned about sex and i would make my hands hump each other.
I still do it to this day because i want to be a writer/film directorwriting up the plot to a Mortal Kombat Tv show right now.

>>34738221
Did you ever do that thing kids did? Where you turn your eyelids inside out?
>be in science
>friend sneaks up on me while my back is turned
>taps my shoulder and i turn around
>see his eyelids and scream REALLY shrill like.
My classmates thought i over reacted but that shlt was scary, yo.
>>34734374
Negro what IS that sentence. HoIy heII!

Around 5 or 6
>Stole my moms underwear and would wear them
Around 7 or 8
>Would wear my moms tampon pads in my underwear
11-13
>Stole my moms clothes and would crossdress
>Ate my cum a few times
>Masturbated for force crosdress
>Put a cucumber in my asshole
>Stole lube and cock rings from walmart with a friend
>Jerked off to trannies
>Put moms vibrator in my butt
I know I did more stuff but cant think of any right now. Also when I turned 14 I stopped all of these except jerking off to trannies for a while.

I hate my childhood and I dont know why I did those things but it doesn't matter now and Im just looking at the future now

>>34739784
No but I was scared by it as well

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>>34734494

You're friends were dicks, and you lost the love of your life forever.

Now you spend your time on 4chan where your friends are all dicks, and the love of your life is still lost forever.

:)

Oh boy

In elementary school my friend Adam and i would keep matchbox cars in our desks, and we took the blades from pencil sharpeners and used them to scrape all the paint off the cars. Then we would paint them with black sharpies. We did this during class every day until we got caught with the blades and we got into huge trouble for it. The teacher didn't let us sit at desks with the cubby underneath after that.

In middle school i used to wear only nylon dress socks because cotton socks bothered my toes. I was harassed because of this but i still wore them every day. Also i hated going to recess so i would help the janitor fold up the lunch tables after lunch every day. I never talked to him.

In freshman year of high school i carried around a soft black leather brief case in addition to my backpack so i didn't have to go to my locker between classes.

When i was younger and to this day i really like the feeling of sharp edges on my cuticles. The backpack i had all through high school and college has some rough stitching on the strap and i used to rub my fingers on it constantly. I also do it with any wrappers i can fold into a sharp point. I can't explain why i like it, it just feels nice to me.

>>34739866
Anon, you might be gay.

>>34737801
yo the noise that played when the klasky csupo logo showed up in the late 90s (i realize that this makes me much older than the average robot) scared the shit out of me as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9DFRyKEQtQ

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>>34733766
>literally recorded him promising me to watch me shit for 4 times for 2euro
holy shit man

>>34733664
>when you still do this
> grab a banana and walk around the house pretending I'm a secret agent behind enemy lines

>>34734149
>>34734173

this is cute tho

>>34733343
>carried around a mcdonalds toy camera and took "pictures" with it
>i somehow didnt realize this was a fake camera and believed that the pictures would magically come to me one day

>played super smash brothers on n64, had 4 cpus fight each other and then paused the camera to see the different positions of the characters and come up with different things they'd be saying if they were in those positions

>peed in unused cellar closet for weeks and my dad eventuallly caught me

>threw a tantrum when my sister knew more words of the pokerap than I did

>lined my 100+ vhs tapes by year of production (commonly seen on the front of the vhs) and watched each of them from oldest to most recent

this was all during my 2nd grade year back in 2000

>>34733763
I still do this. Every once in a while, I purposely scream as loud as possible internally to give a psychic headache to any intrusive mind reader. I am not schizophrenic one bit. I just don't like mind readers.

I have this thing were doing something to a part of my body makes me feel i HAVE to do it to a corresponding body part.
Like, if i put ice on one of my fingers i HAVE to put ice on all my other fingers. If i have something like a ball under my foot, i HAVE to feel pressure on top of it too. Or if i scratch the back of my hand i HAVE to scratch the front of it and the front and back of the other.

Also i never stepped on sidewalk cracks for fear it would upset the balance of the universe or some bs. still don't

>>34733894
I'm stealing that cold one for my project.

>>34735123
>dad finds out and gets fucking pissed
>made me sign up for football and took me hunting and shooting
Wish I had a dad like yours :(
Would've prevented me from becoming super autistic

>>34739866
Same anon
>In 2nd or 3rd grade
>Only friends were mexicans
>Would stand there quietlly while they did things
>One day at recess
>Walk up to group
>One dude looks at me and tells me no whites allowed or something like that

>Be in 4th grade
>Had no friends
>Would walk around the playground flapping my jacket sleeves really fast

>In 5th grade
>I would give awnsers to homework to anyone
>One popular kid asked the teacher I could help him on homework
>Teacher says no because I didnt know anything

>Also 5th grade
>Reading Where th Red Fern Grows
>Part when the dogs die and get burried
>Eyes watering about to cry
>Felt really humiliated and wanted to punch my self in face

>In 6th grade
>Only had 2 friends
>No where else to go if they kick me out
>One friend would bully me everyday
>Always called me [MY NAME]poo because I said wenie the poo the show was alright
>Hated the fucking name
>One day at lunch he kept saying it
>Started crying
>Everyone started looking at me
>Felt like running home but stayed at school

>6th grade
>Bully left and other friend tried to be popular so he sat with them
>Started sitting with a different group
>The group wasnt loosers but wasnt popular
>Would barely talk
>One day in math class
>A random kid said outloud to quit following Anon
>Apperiently a person in the group thought I stalked him because I followed the group around

Im tired and dont feel like typing anything else out

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> like 7 or something
> had these episodes where I would think about death and it made me so upset because I didn't want to die
> aunt, mom, whoever would comfort me whilst me crying that I didn't want to die
>cringe about it all the time now when I think about it

>>34733763
>you can hear me can't you?
>i know your listening.

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>stumble and hit myself on an object
>hit the inanimate object back as punishment, as if it could feel pain

>>34734349
Holy shit, that guy!

>>34740423
It didn't do anything positive for me, it just made me hate myself

>>34734416
If you really want to get technical, they are still whales, as all dolphins are merely specialized whales.

>>34740530
I guess we are all different. But sometimes I feel like if my dad wasn't such a fucking beta faggot, I would have turned into a chad or something.

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>>34733343
The single most autistic thing I have ever done:
> 4th grade
>hardcore into Bionicle (Reading all the books that came out about the universe Bionicle: Mask of Light was in.)
>made some copies of the alphabet that I handcopied from the back of pic related.
>wrote up sentences that people could use the alphabet on each paper to solve kinda like a worksheet
>passed them around the class.


I've successfully repressed the details of what happened after I passed them out but I still physically freeze up from the amount cringe every time I remember.

it really sucks looking back at high school nowadays, especially when you realize the only reason why people wanted to be friends or talk with you is because you always had the homework that they needed.

that the only ever texts you ever received were asking for pictures of your hw, sometimes your entire class

>>34734017
w-why, anon..? why do you like the sandals?

>>34740593
I think you're just making excuses, and I don't say that to bully you.

You can't force someone to have interest in passion in something, you can only show them that something exists and see if they take to it.

You live in the internet age where you can discover everything on your own without needing a parent to show you

Why not just work towards being the person you wish you were?

>>34734017
are they the same sandals? like do you have a special pair or will any do?

>>34740208
I dont even know even know anymore. Its very complicated.

I used to get really mad and bite my forearm as a kid

>>34733343
haha fuck you whale piece of shit

>>34740723
Gays have a sexual interest in men, not a sexual interest in being feminine

>>34740430
We are insanely similar and it worries me so.

>>34740440
My brother would cry because he thought about our mom dieing and didnt want her to die.

>>34733664
Lol I used to do this also

>>34740758
I have a sexual inerest in men and in women. But like I said its very complicated and I dont feel like getting into it right now

Since I was a kid I talked to myself and could carry conversations for hours. But with actual human interaction I couldn't hold a conversation. Now in my early 30's I can hold a decent conversation but I still talk to myself like usual.

you know those seeds that twirl down?
i used to play with those pretending they were pelicans from halo and enact giant battles in my imagination.

>>34740856
dandylions?

I used to hop around pretending I was dodging barrels from a make believe donkey kong in the middle of class and from that fateful day I was labelled and became socially awkward.

>>34740772
Tell your stories. I would actually like to know.

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>>34740186
You sound lazy but with lots of potential. You just need to learn how to canalize that energy into different things, I believe in you.

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>>34740868
no senpai these

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>like 14/15
>always pretend to be some kind of genius
>get books about university tier physics and pretend to read it so everyone can see
>write all sorts of formulas that didn't mean shit but looked cool on a piece of paper and pretend to "think" about it trying to solve it
>always said my IQ is in the 180 range
>pretended to be conducting actual research and writing a PhD

I'm really glad nobody remembers this. Always cringing hard when thinking about it.

>>34740909
also when i was in 8th grade i did a presentation on the dragons of world of warcraft

if i get trips i'll off myself

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>be 21, actually get my first date with a girl
>we end up playing board games, we were playing monopoly
>she beats me and I fly into an autistic rage and flip the board game over
>never see her again

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>>34740997
Oh damn Kek saved you by a slim margin.

>>34740440
I have psyched myself up a few times like that. Being alone at home, walking in circles, like hypnotized, as if my dog/father/imaginary lover had died.

Really makes me question the limits of autosuggestion to this day, and also reminds me of how I actually kind of love sad stories...

I was like that with astronomy and caves and lots of different shit when I was in grade school. People always thought I was really fucking weird, but I didn't really realize it or understand it at the time.

>>34738401
That makes three of us. Y-you better leave! O-or else!

>>34741030
>>34739694
Hmm.. a guy is hypnotized into belicing a family member is dead... Has this been done before? If not it sounds like a good plot.

>>34738717
If it makes you feel better Anon, I let you know I relate to most of what you wrote.

>>34734494
The FUCK anon? It can't be

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Oh lordy. I've got quite the laundry list of spergy shit I did.

Age 5
>Obsessed with dinosaurs
>Only got dinosaur books from the library when my kindergarten class went to check out books
>Too scared to ask for dinosaur books myself
>Was literally at the mercy of the librarian on whether or not I could get a dinosaur book

Age 6
>I brought a stuffed rabbit to school for show and tell

Age 7-8
>Obsessed with frogs (long before the age of Pepe) to the point where other kids would make fun of me for it
>MFW 2 fat Mexicans who were in my 3rd grade class recognized me in community college years later and hassled me about fucking frogs

Age 9-10
>Obsessed with space travel
>Fedora-tier atheist
>Used to antagonize religious kids whenever they brought up God
>Used to straight up yell at the teacher whenever she gave us homework
>Still played with fucking stuffed animals and hated other kids for liking video games instead of "using their imaginations" (parental brainwashing at its finest)

Middle school
>Became known as "that kid" because of the shit I did in elementary
>Bullied relentlessly by wannabe Chads
>ZERO friends from 5th grade to 8th
>Develop social anxiety that still plagues me to this day
>Slowly grow out of autism and stop acting like a spergy freak
>Normies still hate me though
>Only showered once every 2 days, rarely washed my face
>Parents finally let me play vidya

High School
>Get my shit together (sort of)
>Make a few friends in Boy Scouts
>Girls still avoid me because rumors about me being "that kid" are still alive
>Oh well
>Discover the internet, MLP, and 4chan
>Sometimes sperged about ponies in front of my friends

I blame my parents.

>>34734455

you should see a psychiatrist. that's some schizophrenia there

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>>34734494
This is the stuff sad songs are made of

I used to read while having lunch, while taking a shit, before sleeping, during class (actually I'm sure I became faster in exams just so I could read in peace) etc. My mom hated it when I put my books behind the toilet, which I'd do because I feared she would open the door, see me reading while shitting and get angry at me.

>>34741349
I've started reading during my nightly shit-then-shower.

>>34741430
Reading one or two pages during a shit is the best. It's the only valid reason to have a smartphone desu

Autistic things I did as a kid?

Uh, i believed sonic the hedgehog was real and used to dream about him every day, i would dream about going to sonic's planet

i was so convinced that there was a SECRET to going to sonic's world that ACTUALLY EXISTED IN THE REAL WORLD

And it wasn't just me
i convinced 10 people to follow my pursuit.

i was the leader

we started playing sonic songs backwards to see hints, and every now and then my friends would talk about dreams they had where hints about going to mobius were planted in their minds

i don't know how old we were when we stopped.

>>34741497
i will say though, i'm happy for my dreams about going to sonic's planet, because now i realize what i was actually dreaming about

i wanted adventure, i wanted to escape this society, culture, and country. i want to go somewhere new and live a new life

to me, that's the same thing as going to a different planet. thus, i'm going to japan.

>>34741451
I really felt like I was absorbing and understanding the words more than usual mid-shit.

>>34733834
OMG I do this too

>>34733763
>go through posts on 4chan
>read them aloud in my head
>respond to them in my head so anyone listening knows those weren't my thoughts

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>>34741167
Thank you...Have you also lost your will to live? Because I have.

>>34734494
How did she die?

Oreginalo

>>34741661
>read them aloud in my head
Go sit on an empty jar of tomato sauce

>>34733343
This story was cute

>>34735735
Man I was really hoping this story was going to end with you mixing up the cards, that wouldve been hilarious.

>>34741732
Aloud meaning I make sound in my head while reading. I can look at the words and recognize them, or I can speak them in my head. Speaking in my head requires no concentration, so I choose to use that method when reading posts

>>34733343
>would draw whales, cut them out and play with them as if I was a whale trainer in SeaWorld
>slept with paper whales

Holy shit I did this to. I used run around the house playing with paper cutouts until I was like 11 or 12. OP you have no idea how happy I am knowing I wasn't alone in my autism.

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>>34733343
>knew how to read at 3 years old, but rarely talked to anyone until I was 6
>did something similar to a Gendo Pose whenever I sat down throughout elementary to high school
>stayed up until 5am on Saturday nights to watch Adult Swim
>would act out scenes for video games and movies that I made up with action figures until I was 14
>wrote stories involving my crushes and my fucked fetishes
>ate my own shit when I was 9 out of curiosity. Results would be that scat is a big fucking no no imo

>>34733664
I still pace and daydream an unhealthy amount. About to turn 23.

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>>34733343
Went right to the bathroom after biology to rub one out because my teacher was small and THICC. People would come in but I didn't give a shit. I was worried about being late for the bus so I never bothered to clean up.


I'm surprised no one ever questioned why I always had a big bottle of lotion on me.

>>34741795
Ah. Maybe because i associated aloud with 'Out loud'

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the most autistic thing i do is pretend to use the "Force" whenever i'm entering automatic doors

>Be me around 7 yrs old
>Friend is going to sleep in my house
>Around midnight I find a adult channel
>Hey, if you do this to your wee wee you'll feel good !

>TFW Masturbated with a friend

He's gay now (I'm not)

>>34741885
>I'm surprised no one ever questioned why I always had a big bottle of lotion on me.
... why?
I assume it's related to fapping, but really, why?

>>34733851
I feel you, Anon.

Why do adults chastise kids for doing stupid things as though they're supposed to know better?

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>>34741909
Because I am black and people would always give me shit for being ashy all the time. Pretty much killing to birds with one stone. And no one really find sit weird when blacks do this because it is socially acceptable.

>>34733766
>>would shower with mom until i was 11
was she hot

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>used to look at panties in 2nd grade (went to catholic school)
>everytime I would do so I would make a pair of binoculars with my hands and say "I'm a spy" accompanied by humming the James Bond theme
>got caught numerous times, still kept doing it
>had little to no friends that year, and girls hated me for this
>the 2 or 3 friends I had wold sometimes join me
>I started a panty-watching club in 2nd grade
>people hated me for it, and I was bullied later on for it
>bullying got so bad that I left the school

>>34733894
>still do this sometimes
not in so many words but me too

>>34739784
it was always the black kids that could do it

>>34741963
man, being black really sounds shitty.
to contribute a little
>hated boogers
>hated the feeling of a blocked nose due to them
>came to loathe them
>started picking my nose to get rid of them whenever I'd feel them piling up
>eventually, scratch the inside and get bloody booger
>pick it out
>more boogers appear, but they mix with the blood and coagulate, trying to fix the damage
>pick it out again
>have had bloody boogers for more than 15 years, still can't stop
every morning, as soon as I wake up, I feel the same fucking huge booger and I pick it. Sometimes the scab is too big and I get a bloody nose, so I have to pretend I'm sick and run to the restroom. It's happened so many times I don't even feel ashamed anymore.

>>34739866
>looking at the future now
as you should

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>be amerifat
>bring orange nerf gun to school
>get suspended for 6 months and labeled a potential school shooter


Fucking NY schooling man

>>34734494
>It was my first and only white knight experience and it ended in tragedy.

I hope it taught you a valuable lesson.

>>34741824
What were you expecting when you tried to eat your own shit?

>>34742049
It's very common to get a vein in your nose cauterized if you keep getting bloody noses. Your regular doctor can do this.

>>34742169
no, anon, I know it's my fault
I once forced myself to stop and it healed, I even started getting normal boogers
but the vice came back with a vengeance

>>34733397

HAHAHAHAAHAHA
OP INTERNALLY BTFO!

>>34742060
wtf this never happened to me, i went to school in harlem and this shit happened every day

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>>34733664
>26 and still roll around on my bed imagining action scenes and big battles

>>34733894
When you start the timer, do you say "the bomb has been planted"

>>34742166
For it to taste the same as the food I ate earlier.

>be me 8 or 9 no friends except one
>weirdly close friend
>sleep over at his house 2 nights a week
>start making forts
>watch some gay movie with dog humping legs
>think it's the funniest thing ever
>friend gets brilliant idea to start "a hump fort"
>start gathering supplies soft shit pillows blankets cushions bean bags mattresses
>huge fucking room sized "hump fort"
>each grab a mattress put it on side and straddle it humping away
>damn anon this is the best we put on shark boy and lava girl
>hump the mattress to a pulp over lava girl
>door opens and friends younger sister comes in (1 year younger)
>what are you guys playing I'm bored
>friend says come join our hump fort you have to hump stuff though
>only 2 mattresses
>friends sister says "I'll just share with you guys "
>gets on behind me and we start to hump the mattress
>didn't know anything about sex but felt good
>I say my penis is so crunchy
>friend agrees
>sister doesn't believe I wanna see
>stand up and she starts petting my dick
>"wow it is very crunchy anon"
>feelsgood.jpg
>friend says to feel his
>friends sister wants hers to get crunchy too so we all pet each others crotch
>go back to humping pillows friends sister goes infront of me this time
>says to hump eachother
>sweet Jesus feels good man
>dry orgasm don't know why it feels so good
>friend has the same
>best fort ever
>leave it up and hump shit and his sister for like a couple months
>realise it's weird as fuck cuz of sex ed talks swear we won't tell anyone
>congrats you guys are this first to ever hear this story and I'm 22 now

>>34735123
>now I just want to be a maid with guns

Hot

What guns do you like?
Do you ever cross dress as anything else?

>>34733343
That's not really autistic, a lot of children obsess over one thing through their childhood. And drawing and cutting them out then using your imagination to play seaworld trainer? That's called playing, all kids do it. Also, sleeping with it isn't much different from sleeping with a stuffed animal, or in some kids cases a toy (my little brother slept with a foot tall megatron). Honestly normal OP.

>>34735261
What would make you think that?

Locum

>>34735704
>when i was a kid and did/said a bunch of really stupid shit without even considering the consequences

Isn't that just part of being a kid?

>>34742265
I like all sorts of guns. My personal favorite weapon is the Mk 14 EBR, but I don't own one or anything. Maybe some day.

>Do you ever cross dress as anything else?
I might someday

When is was really young i didn't know how to go to sleep. I would just lay there with my eyes open until i passed out.

>>34733343
I took me years to learn how to masturbate properly.

>>34742347
What do you own?

>I might someday

What do you like about it?
What are your sexual interests?

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>Was 6-10
>Had elaborate set of imaginary friends
>Would write and think about them all the time
>They all had extensive backstories and lore
>They were a crew on a starship that would travel planet to planet to fight "The Hourglass Empire" and I was their captain
>Every night I would imagine their adventures and I became weirdly attached to the characters
>Still have dreams about being with them today and feel emotionally connected

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>>34733343
>Involuntarily tilting my head when listening to people talk

I'M 23 AND I STILL DO THIS

>>34739376
That Pepe is very fitting.

>>34742489
that sounds kinda cute anon
like a dog

>>34742407
1911
Ruger 10/22
AR-15
Very much basic, nothing special But they're special to me

>What do you like about it?
I've fired one before and it just felt right, it's my raifu. I can't really explain it.

>What are your sexual interests?
That's embarrassing anon

>>34739866
>Put a cucumber in my asshole

How big was the cucumber?
Did you fully insert it?

>>34742426
I too had imaginary friends, each one with back stories and shit. I would lie if I told you I stopped thinking of them.

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>>34733343
>had a lot of toys
>would go outside and spend all day talking to a large twig that fell from the tree
>almost as tall as me
>named it twiggy
>would make it my friend and talk to it for hours
>lean it against the tree at the end of the day

Eventually my dad snapped it in half and threw it out, but I found it and gave it a funeral, burying it under my swing set. Once a storm came around I got another one and named it giraffey like a giraffe.

>Literally took down a friend of mine as a kid from behind by jumping on him as though I was a velociraptor out of nowhere
Normies are my prey.

>>34742525

What brand of 1911 and AR-15?

I'd like to get an 80% 1911 and maybe a Rowland conversion kit sometime.

I meant what do you like about cross dressing?

What is there to be embarrassed about?

>>34742426
>>34742552
I have five guys with elemental powers. Of course the lightning guy is a mirror of me.
The water girl lived in a city called Ecstasy which was basically the biggest brothel/love hotel ever so when I was stressed out I'd imagine going there, looking for some girl who wanted to have sex, and I'd imagine-fuck her. It was nice because no one had STDs (I was scared as hell) and people didn't have to be friends to fuck.
I got rid of that whole thing but the elemental guys still remain. Sometimes I imagine one of them running next to my car or bus, using their power to propel themselves among the traffic.

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>>34733397
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP WUT

>>34742612
Rock Island 1911
Del-Ton AR-15

As basic as it gets

>I meant what do you like about cross dressing?
It's the only time I feel natural, happy and at peace and it brings me closer to the life I wish I had.

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>>34733343
In 4th grade there was a kid OBSESSED with Hitler and submarines. He would speak sharp like a dictator and make nazi salutes. He had a cleft pallet so he had a lisp and weird upper lip.

Not knowing what hitler was, I told my parents and they were horrified. Actually I saw him recently at work and he's fairly normal. He has a fat girlfriend and got his face fixed so hopefully he's happy.

>>34742690
>Rock Island 1911

Ugh

>it brings me closer to the life I wish I had

What kind of life do you want?

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>Be me
>5 years old
>Convinced I was a super hero
>Had a cape and everything
>Called myself "AwsomeMan"
>One day, I get an idea
>I wanted to fly like superman
>Convince my big brother to tie a rope around my waist and attach it to a fan
>Jumped off of the table I was standing on
>Fan breaks
>Land face first and break my nose
>Fan falls on top of me

>>34740385
>peed in unused cellar closet for weeks and my dad eventuallly caught me

What do he do?

Put the fake rubber fishing bait fish things in my ass cuz I thought it would feel good

>>34742745
>Ugh

No bully anon. I'm not a wealthy person and it has been a reliable friend to me.

>>34742817
I'm not bullying.

It's just that an American gun being made elsewhere irks me.

>>34740643
No one cared who I was until I put on the sandals.

>>34740832
Funny, pretending to speak to others has made me a good speaker.

>>34740440
I'll one-up you
>little brother thinks about his death
>cries about not having life insurance

>>34736439
I still assume this.

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>>34740311
>> grab a banana and walk around the house pretending I'm a secret agent behind enemy lines
I still do that with a banana, but only when I'm alone, and instead of being a spy behind enemy lines, I pretend to be a cowboy, even create dialog and do quick draws pretending the banana is a six-shooter.
Even made a role-playing name for myself when I do that, always call myself "Banana Bill".

Sometimes I even pretend to use the banana as a dueling pistol, and stage duels with it, walking a few steps then turning and pretend shooting.

It's all pretty fun though.
Pic related, I guess.

>>34740623
Holy fuck anon, my autismo friend and I once made a "language" and we'd force people to write what they needed to tell us in the made up language.

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>>34733343
>me and my dad pretend that were super cool terrorists and make a pipe bomb
>pipe bomb explodes
>I autistically screech because a peice of shrapnel hit me in the neck
>got to hospital for a couple days
>come back to school
>somebody started a rumor I OD'd on my dogs arthritis pills cause the thing us fucking ancient
>get called vagina neck by "friends"

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>>34743041
>my dad and I made a bomb

>>34741824
>and my fucked fetishes

What were they?

>>34733763
I used to believe the same thing, but only with gingers and blondes for some reason.

>>34741909
heh makes me wonder what the girl at the dollar tree thought when I was buying 6 bottles

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>>34743068
It's okay he's a cop

I'm 33 and I still play with action figures.

>>34741903
what's autistic about this?
t. asking for a friend

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>Parents used to watch this day time soap opera
>Literally everyday
>One day, 6 year old me gets sick of it
>Go down to the basement and grab Dads rifle
>Knew how to load it since him and Uncle Anon went hunting
>Walked into lounge room
>Threatened to kill them both if they didn't change it
>Fire shot into air because I saw it on TV
>Cops get called

I was nearly arrested that day. Still cringe thinking about it.

>>34734837
fuck, you beat me to it, but man was that show great.

>be 14
>Brag about wanting to fuck dead people

>>34733343
I wore a Nauruto headband and tried doing kickspins and shadow jitsu in public places, I was fat then but it was a better time for me because I just didnt care what others thought. Damn.

>>34743072
Back then inflation

>>34735123
And your name is Mugi Chan

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XPkj5ayfwRs

>Be fucking obsessed with rocks
>As in, I'd pass pebbles on the ground and have a compulsive need to pick them up and stick them in my pocket
>Ended up having several 4 gallon buckets of random rocks jut sitting around in my room

>Washed hands every single time I touched a doorknob (still do this a lot)
>Refused to share food/forks/drinks with people because of germs
>Had to touch random things three or four times occasionally

>Random head/facial twitches, I still get these

>Had a voice in my head that would repeat certain words constantly

>Waved hands when I talked
>Zero close friends growing up
>Used to recoil whenever people touched me
>Used to get emotionally upset if pillows on beds/couches weren't arranged properly
>Often repeated whatever people would say
>Would feel compelled to make weird throat sounds

I'm sort of surprised my parents never bothered to seek out any sort of help or therapy for me whatsoever, but I managed to get over most of this stuff.

>>34743220
that's pretty baddass
autismo but baddass

>>34743313
Not me. I don't curse and I prefer full length skirts.

But at least now I know I'm not alone, it's a weird feeling.

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>>34743274
Short ans sweet
>i like

when I was 6 I would insist on dressing up as a cowboy to go to school with my hat and holsters and six shooters

it took a month before some bitch teacher noticed i had toy guns and i couldnt be a cowboy anymore

I slept in the same bed as my mother until I was 12 because I was terrified that she would die for some reason.

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> loved oranges
> buy one every day at lunch
> my friends liked oranges too and would buy/bring them
> never actually ate them at lunch
> cunty lunch monitor wouldn't let us take food outside so
> convinced this actually autistic kid to hide our oranges in his lunchbox so we could smuggle them out to the playground
> wouldn't even play at recess we'd just eat oranges in the shade
> never peeled oranges, I would just make a hole in it and suck out what I could before prying it open like a fucking savage and scraping out the inside with my teeth
> called ourselves the orange club
> went on like this for years before some proto-stacy called us weird in 4th grade so we threw orange peels at her and screeched at her until she ran away
> tfw the teacher made us stop eating oranges at recess
> tfw all I wanted to do was eat my oranges
I still hate that girl for ruining the orange club

>>34743634
oranges are fucking good, my man.
It's the only fruit I ever really enjoy.
>proto-stacy called us weird in 4th grade so we threw orange peels at her and screeched at her until she ran away
she got what was coming.
wish I had friends who loved oranges.

>>34743366
Jus like my peepee

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>>34733343
>7th grade
>really into chiptune music: the keystone of middle school autism
>have an assignment where we have to do something based on music
>decide to make my own chiptune track
>try to write 8-bit version of Viva La Vida by Coldplay
>absolutely no knowledge of music or how notes worked
>wrote the whole thing through guess work of what sounded right
>time to present for the class
>stand up in front of everyone and talk about my obsession with video game music
>no one fucking cares, so I just play my song
>dead silent afterwards
>everyone asks me what it was supposed to sound like

Funny how these school projects which were supposed to encourage individuality always made me hate myself and give up on my interests

>>34743687
I wouldn't be surprised if some of the other orange club members ended up on /r9k/ so maybe we can start a new orange club for robots. One of the other guys would roll up paper into tubes and color them with this big bucket of extendable crayons that we all thought was the coolest shit back then and we'd pretend they were lightsabers and mock fight with them. He kept probably hundreds of them under his bed in a big tupperware box too because he'd make them at home just for fun. There was this other kid who really liked this one book about dragons (I want to say it was Eragon but that hadn't come out yet) and would pretend he was a dragon. They were really weird kids but it was 2nd and 3rd grade so it was harmless fun. As far as I know lightsaber kid went into the navy and became gay and the other kid works at a comic book store in another town.
I know this is all irrelevant but I'm feeling a bit nostalgic.

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>>34733397
ayy fucking lemaooo

>>34743294
What kind of inflation?

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>>34742426
>imaginary friends I made when I was literally 5 years old, they were inspired by Toy Story
>still have them all with me today, think about them every single day, make them grow and change into new characters with time
>a lot of them are soldiers now
>I want to write books about them but I'm lazy and stupid and I hate everything I write

>>34743839
monetary

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>>34743768
That's fucking horrible, anon. I know exactly what you mean.
> Taking the state's standardized test for English in 4th grade
> Determined to write the best essay ever
> Write about a really cool Super Smash Brothers game I played with my friends, when I beat the best kid on the street
> Poured my little 4th grade heart and soul into it
> Get a 2 out of 5 as a grade
> The teacher told me it was because I wrote about video games and the people grading the test don't want to read about video games
> Remember one girl got picked out of the class for getting a 5
> mfw she wrote about the time she got a library card
Sneaky bitch knew what those old hags who graded the test wanted to see, I guess

>Tfw used to sing cannibal corpse songs to myself in school when i was bored and thought that this was normal
>I only realised why i have no friends when teacher told me that songs like that are not considered normal and may scare people

Now i just cringe at that shit. Imagine someone sitting by themselve and saying shit like

Stick it in
Rip the skin
Carve and twist
Torn flesh
From behind
I cut her crotch
In her ass I stuck my cock
Killing as I cum

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>>34743768
>Funny how these school projects which were supposed to encourage individuality always made me hate myself and give up on my interests

>>34742717
>they were horrified

What are they?
Jews?

>>34734803
>in the hope that they'd have a population surge and grow to an absurd size.
kek. ant rebellion when?

>>34738569
He was in 4th grade before 2012

>>34743220
So did they keep watching it?

>>34743328
>Washed hands every single time I touched a doorknob

My god, this

>>34743768
Are you tone deaf?

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>>34733397
OH FUCK'os
>This post is OC I promise

>>34742575
Why did your dad do that?

>>34743967
Is that really autistic? I still do that, especially with brass knobs because they make your hands stink. What was really autistic was I would lick my hands to clean them.

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>>34740623
holy kek. i used to draw comics all the time. some of them were pretty fucking autistic. i bought a whole bunch of exercise books and set them aside to draw my own comics. I even drew my own board game rpg onto the book and there would be a list at the back of the book where you have to refer to depending on what number you rolled on the dice. one day i was designing the cover page of my rpg in class during recess, and my friend/classmate came up to me and told me i was wasting my parent's money drawing all this shit. desu i felt pretty bad after that.

>slept in the same bed as my mum until I was 9/10 because I was scared of the dark.

>>34744046
>Is that really autistic?

I don't think it is, but it irritates my mother.

The funny thing is that the brass knobs are more sanitary.

>>34742033
True. My friend was Latino though. Its scariest when blacks do it... the dark pink contrasts heavily with the dark brown or black.

>>34740623
FUCKING BIONICLES
> obsessed with the books
> would read them in class
> got them taken up by the teacher because I wouldn't stop reading them in class
> would make long ass complex storylines of my own with the toys that I would write down in a journal
> filled up like three journals with kiddie chicken scratch of my OC bioncle stories

>>34740390
Fuck. Used to do this.
Always had occasional thoughts that someone could read my mind. Flex Ed muscles near ears to make that loud sound internally for anybody listening.
Later I just thought of the most lewd acts with the person I imagined was reading my mind and would watch for microisms. Never happened so I don't believe it anymore.

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>>34742717
>be me
>be 14-15
>learning about hitler and holocaust in history
>get assignment to write a series of letters as long as it was holocaust related
>everyone decides to do the sad jew writing to their family
>howboring.jpg
>write a series of letters as if I was a nazi officer writing to a fellow officer at another camp
>get to write a bunch of offensive shit
>get top marks for doing something different and my letters were "well written"
>teacher tells the class I would have made a scary nazi
>this makes me feel good

wonder if anyone in my class was frightened by that.
Also to contribute to the thread

>ran away from the first girl that tried to kiss me
>ran a good 50 metres before stopping and looking back at her
>it was my crush and she was cute

best part was she didn't tell anyone

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>>34741995
>I started a panty-watching club in 2nd grade

>>34742717
i don't understand why people would be scared of this kinda stuff? i mean what's a little kid gonna do? i remember i had a friend who got sent to detention for the nazi salute, and i was thinking why do people take these stuff so seriously?

I licked myself because i thought saliva was lotion. This was in kindergarten. It was during nap time and the teacher had gone out with her friends so i was able to do it stealthily.
I licked my hands front and back.
I licked my arms (i had to spit on my hands to get the elbows)
I spat on my hands and rubbed my privates.
Then my legs
And i licked my feet and toes.
I've never felt cleaner.

>>34743328

I was also pretty obsessed with rocks. Me and a fellow RockBro would play this game called "Rock Chess." How rock chess would work is we would collect a certain number of rocks, typically about twenty each. Then we would get together and decide what abilities each rock had, usually the bigger the rock and the cooler it looked, the stronger it was.We would decide how much health each rock had, how much damage each rock could do, and how far each rock could move each turn. One of the rocks, was the king, and that rock was the most powerful rock, but if it died, you lost. So each turn we could move and attack with three of our rocks and we'd try to take down the other's king. It actually got pretty complex, with stationary turrets, and special attacks. I have no idea how we were able to keep all the rules and abilities straight as we never wrote anything down so we had to rely solely on memory, but we had some great times playing Rock Chess. Wow, I actually miss it.

>>34735686
I wish I had a caveman friend that knocked at my door sometimes.

Making me think back when I used to make wooden weapons. My dad was and is an HVAC-R technician, so he had tons of tools and resources on-hand. I made several wooden swords and weapons. I distinctly remember one made of a long, wide plank with two stainleas steel bolts and a wooden pole piece that I had. It was kind of like being Guts or Cloud Strife. It picked up a lot of wind resistance too, so slashing was very dynamic to compensate.

I did make good weapons eventually. Made my own black-stained tonfas and stained leather belt loops for both of them. I still have them to this day...somewhere.

>>34734494
>come back to school a month later

>sit alone eating lunch and notice a girl walking towards me but dont bother to look
>turns out she was in a car accident and lost some nerve in her left leg but can walk just fine with a minor limp
>she told me she was waiting for me to arrive ever since i got suspended

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>used to put on headphones and pretend to do live concerts in my basement to my favorite music, often imagining that I was impressing a girl I liked

>Used to act out this lengthy scenario in the shower when I was a little kid - continued from shower to shower in a chronological fashion, forming a long series of imaginary episodes
>oftentimes these episodes included imaginary iterations of my friends as we fought the forces of evil

>the aforementioned imaginary shit began to extend in some of my relationships with other friends, where I would pretend to engage in a rich story where me and my friend would fight evil and continue the saga, running around with fake guns and shit pretending to be heroes. Idk if my friends actually enjoyed it or not, or if they were just humoring the weird autistic kid

>>34739784
I used to do this. I didn't really have friends, but I always tried to be the class clown to compensate. I think I even vacuumed my stomach so my ribs would pop out while doing it, stuck my tongue out, rolled my eyes back, and made monstrous noises while having my hands protrude outwards.

>wrote up a lengthy detailed childhood experience on an autistic things youve done thread
>always check back for a reply every minute
>100 replies later and noone replied
>theres a post under yours with several replies
>go to sleep and wake up in the morning going to the archives to look for a (you)
>Thread archived. You cannot reply anymore.
>i got no (you)

>>34743328
Sounds like OCD to me senpai.

>>34733343
Imagining to have died in a great war.

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>>34744457
I used to make up my own board game from a 20-in-1 board game set that I brought to school one day. It was some shooter type game. It was set on a chessboard.

RULES:
>Each player chose a color and placed a few pieces in a corner. These were the shooters.
>There were other pieces set up on the board to serve as obstacles. Can't remember them all
> Every turn, the player can move a couple of their shooters a number of spaces depending on a die roll.
>To shoot, they had to target another shooter that is either horizontally, diagonally or vertically in line with the player's shooter. Also, take into account the range between the shooter and the target
>Shooter rolls a die and if the result is higher than the number of spaces between the player's shooter and the target, then the attack is a hit and the target loses one health.
>Each shooter had 3 health and we tracked this by stacking 3 checker pieces and we used those as the shooters. (We had about a few different colored checker pieces) So if you get hit, you had to remove one from the stack.
>I remember some of the obstacles on the board were explosive barrels. If you successfully shot a barrel, all adjacent spaces on the board suffered 1 damage.

It was pretty fun desu, especially blowing up the barrels and BTFO'ing the idiots who stood too close to it. I introduced it with my friend who sat next to me in class, then it grew to a small group and we played it during our breaks. Dood times.

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>>34733343
Talking to myself.
Imagining fictional places and events.
Thinking I am in a national geographic/discovery channel documentary.

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>>34733343
Are you an aussie like me ?

I noticed that national geographic and the daily paper would always have those for kids in the 80's and 90's.

I was first obsessed with dinosaurs, moved onto venomous sealife, then whales and dolphins.

I was payed out heavily too for my obsessions had to hang out with other odd and bookish kids, I'm probably on the spectrum.

>>34744770
I shig your dig, anon.>>34739694
;-;

>>34734017
If I take those sandals off will you die?

>pretended in my mind that i was a writer/director
>imagined that i made a super solid film
>wins lots of awards
>attend interviews and talk about my inspiration for the movie
>my friends come and tell me and say that was one of the best movie they've ever seen
>become known as the savior of hollywood

1. Held in a closet at knifepoint by crazy negro.
2. Almost drowned in a pool.
3. 8 inch dart to the top of the head.
4. Sat in a room while mother tried to overdose on pills.
5. Rode a fish...think it was a tuna.
6. Hung myself(accidentally) from the top of a fence by my hand, got stitches.
7. Fell face first into the concrete from the top of the monkey bars...knocked unconscious.
8. Sat locked in the camper of a truck while dad went on all day drug binge.
9. Spun Sabbath and Ozzy records backwards in the hopes of hearing satanic messages...heard incoherent fluctuatibg voicetones.
10. Was a metalhead with a mullet.
11. Taught myself to swim.

Good times...

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>see commercial on tv for these giant teddy bears taller than a manlet
>see women hugging them in suggestive sexual ways
>bear is substitute for the man when he is away on business trips or at the strip club with his guy friends
>think woman holds bear at night
>think woman mounts bear cowboy style grinding on the bear

>>34733894
>that last one
Do you also run at it in slow motion like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible?

>>34741099
>Astronomy and caves
That's really cool anon, do you still have interest in that stuff?