SOMEBODY GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB

>>34733330
You wont get a job you need to take a job :^)

>you are not entitled to a job!
>f-fucking lazy millenials not working!

>>34733330
Put on a dress and we'll see if you qualify for a job.

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>>34733330
Oh wagie, when will you understand?

>>34733578
If you dont understand that these two sentiments are not mutually exclusive then you are an idiot.

maybe if you suck my cock really nice i'll consider you for a position

or you could just starve instead ahaha

>work at a pizza place in suburbs outside Houston
>make great tips customers love me
>no one knows that i'm just really good at pretending to be happy

Sometimes I feel like a monkey dancing for coins but it pays the bills. If you can fake being happy and enthusiastic most places will hire you

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>meet direct boss, HR manager, COO, and CEO
>they verbally say that they are impressed
>next week
>we are unable to offer you a job at this time
HAHAHAHA DUDE JUST GET A JOB LOL IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A HALF A FUCKING YEAR

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>>34734036
>giving head to get work
really makes you think

>>34734059
>>34734059
dalton? is that you? i miss you buddy

>>34734069
They probably say that to everyone anon.

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>>34734036
What's the downside to this offer?

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>>34734116
OH I FUCKING BET
EVEN THOUGH IVE INTERVIEWED AT A DOZEN OTHER PLACES THAT DIDN'T GO NEARLY AS WELL
EVEN THOUGH I MET THEIR FUCKING EXECUTIVE OFFICERS AND FLAT OUT TOLD THEM WHY I'M THE BEST FIT FOR THE JOB
OH YEAH ANON I'M FUCKING SURE THEY DO

>>34734112
not dalton sorry bud, I'm sure he misses you too. I don't want to say anything else about where I work but I'll tell you that if for some reason any robot stumbles into the place and finds out that it's me I'll buy you a meal or something

as for people that can't find a job, I looked for 6 months before I found this one. I just saw a sign and went in and said "hey, sign says you're hiring." I sat down and talked for like 5 mins with the boss man and he hired me on the spot. basically look for people desperate enough to pick anyone up

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>>34733330
if you had friends, getting a job would be easy

>>34734036
https://trumpsays.co/r/nmaYqf4mzLo

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>apply for grocery store bagging position
>requires resume, cover letter, full references, and three years experience

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>>34734479
Same. I was looking for an online job. The position was tech support. Literally everything you have to do is to tell dumbasses how to use the internet through Facebook. It required a STEM degree, fluency in at least two languages plus at least two years of experience. How the fuck am I going to get a job.

>SOMEBODY PLEASE KEK ME

oh wow

>>34733330

I got lucky and my therapist got tired of me not working. So I get to go threw the state disabilities agency to work with a job coach. Truthfully either I'll get a decent job or they will finally realize I'm too fucked up and just finally sign off on disability. So it's a win either way.