YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO KILL ONE PERSON AND GET AWAY WITH IT.

Literally me.

/the origin

cebruz

with a pipe

>>34733064
I would never kill a person.

>>34733064
Myself
I hate myself
In my sleep

>>34733064
Me
I hate myself
Backflip off roof

>>34733091
t. serial killer
Nice try.

Cebruz
I go back in time and stop him from calling for help when he did his primmadonna fake suicide attempt on here and called the ambulance after taking a bunch of pills

The girl from my class who rejected me

So I don't have to face the shame everyday

>>34733127
Hahaha stop joking anon.

Btw do you have kik?

>>34733064
>The comet that wiped out the dinosaurs
>Because humanity would never rise. On Earth anyway.
>I would just do it.

I would kill Trump.
To be clear I'm not anti-trump, I just want to see what would happen.

>>34733209
Mass riots. People will think that he was assasinated by globalists which would automatically make him a good guy like Kennedy

>>34733064
The first human.

>>34733209
Pence would become president

rest in peace, faggots

>>34733155
What a beta lmao.

origanoe

I'd get the faggots on this board to pay me and I'll kill them since they're too much of a coward to do it themselves already.

>>34733209
Reichstag moment.
Grand Inquistor Pence would go hard on whoever they wanted to blame.

Trump
Pence becomes president and gives gays free electricity
Dies in sleep i guess

who is the least likely person in the world to get got? thats who i choose.

God, just to see what happens.
Maybe nothing changes and he's not real.
Maybe nothing changes and he was real but didn't do anything for us.
Or maybe everything goes to shit.

>>34733198
>I would just do it.
Words to live by. Truly.

Gook Moot
He's gay
He's gay

>>34733064
kill the pope disguised as a black muslim man, leaving clues that it's actually a jewish ploy
race war 101

I couldn't kill a person ever.

Has to be multiple, not just one.

>>34733064
ehh, I guess I would do the nice thing and kill Soros.

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>>34733255
are you talking out of bizzaro /pol/ memery? he IS the globalists and corporate elite shitting on the middle class

Umm no one.

>>34733064
Dolan Drumpf

Drown him in the pee of female russian hackers

>>34733209
this seems a fun choice
but i'd kill pence and keep trump alive

then we'd really see the inept gop stew

I couldn't kill anyone, I'm a pacifist.

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>>34733064
>only one person
not enough, i have no specific person i want dead so it has to be either a large group of x people or none at all

>>34733064
ETHAN BRADBURY
because hes the definition of a shit-eating chav and he drives an audi r8 while making fucking spiderman and else porno
WITH BRADBERRIES

>>34733064
>WHO
President Donald J Trump
>WHY
To start the race war
>HOW
Publicly televised execution performed by a prominent black supremacist leader.

>WHO
The woman I fell in love with.
>WHY
Because I'm selfish. If she can't belong to me, she won't belong to anyone.
>HOW
Doesn't matter.

>>34735486
Would you rape before or after tho senpai?

>>34733064
Myself and by getting away with it I hope that means I can pin the blame on someone that hates me and let them suffer in jail.

>>34735508
Since I'm a coward, I'd do it after.

>>34735554
You ever smoke pot and jack off thinking about fucking her body senpai? Kissing her lifeless face?

>WHO
The man who took her
>WHY
he claimed to be my friend and then he took her and ruined my life
>HOW
painfully

Kim Kardashian with a some kind of ironic punishment because she's a media whore

>>34735592
Don't even need pot.

>>34733064
Who and why:
I know a guy, used to be a friend of mine, who went full Chad degenerate and is fucking a lot of chicks at college. He doesn't care at all about anyone's feelings, he uses lies and substances to get his sex, he has several girls in different cities who think they have some sort of relationship with him, and I hate the thought of him engaging in debauchery and in the process abusing and hurting a lot of daughters. I'd like to murder him.

How:
First I'd fuck his life up, just for fun. Call all his 'girlfriends', let them know what he's up to, tell his parents, family and friends too. Wait a few days for the shitstorm to unfold. Then I'd start stalking him at night, waiting outside his house at night, staring into all the windows. When he leaves at night, follow him and make him think I'm waiting for an opportunity to slash his throat. Leave when he calls people, obviously. When he starts to get scared enough not to go out at night, I'll break into his home by day and gut his pet dog, make a real mess too. When he's almost too scared to sleep at all, start making noises at night. Drop plates, run off a staircase, turn on a TV at maximum volume.

When the day finally comes I'd drug him in his sleep, take him to an abandoned house I know and make things interesting. Give him a few deep gashes in his legs and arms, but not so deep he'll bleed dry. Then put some swamp water and rat blood in those wounds, maybe add rust too, anything I know will cause serious infections. Feed him 5 liters of water, tie him up, gag him and leave him a locked, damp and warm basement with 6 rats.

I'd like to read the reports, see what got him first, the infections, the rats or the thirst.

>>34733064
In a fictional parallel universe bc this isnt gonna happen in real life, mister asio?
My mother
Make it look like suicide

>>34736042
>My mother
>Make it look like suicide
This reminds me of an anime or something...

>>34733064
>WHO
myself
>WHY
because I have no grip on my emotional outbursts and the one I love is fucking a fat nasty bitch and wont even talk to me.
>HOW
id cut my arms and take a bubble bath.

>>34733064
you for making this shitty fucking thread

>>34737433

thanks baby. how will you do it? < 3

My sis, so I can finally be over how she treated me.

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>>34733064
>my stalker
>so he doesn't hurt me or another girl
>slice his throat open with a knife

A customer was stalking me at work. Tall Chad-face with a good job, but every time he asked me out I denied him because something felt wrong. One day he angrily came into my job and said some violent psychopath stuff, then tried asking for my work schedule. Haven't seen him since and I'm afraid that he's either going to come back to kill me or do this to another girl. HE NEEDS TO DIE BEFORE ANOTHER GIRL FALLS FOR THIS. At least trump is trying to help America, this sick bastard is just selfish and destructive.

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>>34733064
George Soros. He won't live to see 2018.

you, op
qejdnsxnakdsg

>>34733064
my ex girlfriend
because if i can't have her, no one can
i don't know, something quick and painless. i still love her

>>34733209
>I just want to see what would happen.
In the US? probably nothing, they will make a fuss about it and rednecks will come to complain.
People expects a civil war or riots or whatever but that simply won't happen because this country is boring and has not really experienced critical situations where people actually started an extreme revolution or anything. When JFK was killed (not comparing him with Trump, mind you, it's just to explain my point better) everyone thought shit was going down, but everyone just went out and started to complain together like they always do.

>>34737525
but loving you tenderly desu senpai

Don't have any enemies really. Even people who bullied me in highschool seem to have grown up to be decent people. Don't hold grudges against them. Wouldn't really know who to pick as far as big bads go. Don't have much knowledge of worldy events. I'd probably kill myself. I'm basically just sitting around, waiting to die anyway.

>>34737570
>Tell your boss (extremely casually) about this guy who "kind of stalks" you
>Next time you see stalker invite him to your house pretending it's a date and take him there right after you ask him to the "date" so that he don't have a chance to get something dangerous from his house (Unlikely though, he's probably just obssessed with you and won't harm you, but just in case)
>Sit in the couch with him
>"I'm going to get us something to drink"
>Grab a knife and hide it
>Give him the drink
>Go behind couch to massage his shoulders
>Slice his throat yourself
>Call the police when he dies
>"He tried to rape me"
>Cops talk to your boss
>"Yeah, she told me about this guy who stalked her. What a brave girl she is"
>Game is yours
>Profit.
It's so autistic it might actually work.

Or just tell the cops already.

>>34737653

kawaii. ^_^ what are you waiting for ?!!!!!

>>34733064
i'm a pretty bitter person but i can't actually think of anyone i really want to kill. it wouldn't really benefit me or change anything