>tfw your suicide note sucks

>>34728760
Then maybe you should kill yourself

>>34728760
I know that feel. TFW it either becomes senseless whiny bs or sounds so robotic there's no point leaving it.

Why even leave one? I never got this. Its your life, why should you explain to them something that is none of their business?

im just gonna write "just a prank bro" with my blood on the wall

>writing suicide notes

>>34728760
I always thought it would be funny if someone stapled a note to their chest before they hung themselves, and it was just a shopping list

>>34728898
Thats some weird ideas you got ther

Not leaving an intricate puzzle behind with riddles to each location promising that at the end your loved ones will find your will and the reason why you decided to leave, instead you just leave a usb drive there where you leave a video clip where you tell them to fuck off ayy

>>34728898
thats realIy funny, anon

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>>34728760
orignialilio comentitoaio

>>34728760
care to tell us your note?

>>34728760
>tfw notelet

>having a suicide note

pleb tier. I don't have to justify anything I do to these faggots.

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>>34728760
>Implying anyone would care about it anyway
You know what to do.

>>34728760
Is there a comprehensive guide on how to write a suicide note? If not, why?

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>you get hit with a suicide attack in public
>really want to kill yourslf suddenly
>tfw no bomb to explode myself on demand

I wish I was strong enough to an hero.

>>34728898
Would it be rude to laugh at this, or would it be ruder not to laugh? It's his last joke after all.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

>>34729957
Just bite your tongue off.