/britfeel/

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getting the gang back together edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHtNPzaHO7k

>>34728485
Did one of those men kill her? Wew
>lethal dose of morphine
>tfw stuck in East Devon

Who /uni/ here?

>>34728652
Right here. Are you failing too?

>>34728516
post your big dick lad

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>tfw no negro gf to ruin my ancestry with

Just had a poo. As I stared ahead of me at the framed cat photo on the wall and felt the pressure, I knew it was a big load. Must have took about 5 seconds in total for all the poo to leave my body truth be told. I stood up, wiped once to clear the surface poo on my bum, was about to drop the paper in below but a thought struck me. "Look at your poo".

A proper mad idea I thought. I'd never really took much notice of my poo before, but this time was different. This was no normal poo, it felt kind of... special. I felt that as it left my bum. I knew I had to look. I held the smelly poo paper in my left hand, steadied my stance, took a deep breath, and turned around. I looked down into the bog and what I saw changed me. SMELLY POO POO PEE LADS. STINKY POO POO PEE PEE AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE.

>>34728652
me. kinda hate it. its not even that hard, its just cant most of the people who i have become friends with, they are too pleby

>>34728672
what are you studying?

Business idea: become a doctor and administre lethal doses of morphine to everyone

>>34728720
cant stand*

>>34728720
>what are you studying?
I won't say because everytime I do mention it people say I have no future.

argh

the left tonsil is playing up
probably has a big tonsil stone in it waiting to pop out

>>34728753
may as well. my main study is pretty pointless.

>>34728755
Just push the stone out with your finger

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>>34728516
post your cock with the weeb fig please lad

>>34728774
I'm doing film production. What's your course?

>>34728776
already tried that
this one's stuck

Went 10 hours without going for a wee today so I wouldn't be slacking off at work

Just wanted you to know of my achievement lads

>>34728783
FILM PRODUCTION hahahagagagafadafAaaaaaaaaa. Gonna make the next new big flick, film, movie, kino are you lad? Better pay 9 grand a year to write reviews of old CLASSICS. Be well worth it mate, well worth it. You'll be the most knowledgeable film buff when you get that upper class call centre job.

>>34728783
you could probably do more with your study. the film industry is massive. you could also go into adverts, tv series, music video, home video etc. im doing criminology with law.

>>34728834
you're retarded. films production isnt solely bound to only entering hollywood. he can literally work with anything that makes videos. he co

>>34728783
>I'm doing film production. What's your course?

You poor thing. It didn't have to end this way.

>>34728834
I don't want to be some famous tosspot director or screenwriter. Editing is fine for me. Seems comfy.

>>34728586
I was just poking my head in, are any of the old guard still around?

>>34728866
you're right, he could be a YOUTUBER

Even the news outlets are having a hard time pinpointing why Tara Palmer's death is relevant. Only thing I can gleam is that she was famous doing enormous amounts of ching 20 years ago + her dad taught Prince Charles to ski.

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>>34728652
Masters at Southampton for me.
>>34728777
why don't you, its in the archive.
>>34728892
some, but i think many have gone.

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>>34728516
Last waifu post before cheeky brexit.

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The CCTV can now see directly into your thought bubbles.

How fucked are you?

>>34728652
Going to be accepting a place at UCLan, looking forward to it desu, anyone know what its like there?

Do any of you lads have any experiences with Purple Aki?

>>34728970
I promise I only think pure thoughts mummy

>>34728986
My dad went to that town once 10 years ago and refuses to ever go back so take what you will from that info.

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>>34728516

>tfw you will never attend a lecture given by R B Woodward

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>>34729041
wew, good thing im just going to be staying inside for 4 years then :DDD just hope I can find a reclusive gf while im there to have nice time with.

>>34728652
Right here too. Like the course, like the job prospects, but don't really speak to anyone on my course. When the year society does anything it is always a nightclub which I fucking hate. Why can't they just have a night in a pub where you can actually try and talk to people.

All the guys on the course love it, they either go out clubbing or sit in and play Fifa. Maybe I should make an effort, but I can't be bothered with either of these things.

>>34728929
Erm, excuse me

The title is CONTENT CREATOR

>>34728485
but she was hot. ffs.

>>34729114
>CONTENT CREATOR
Lowest of the fucking low in the creative industries.

>got drunk and messaged people again last night
That was embarrassing. Time to start drinking again and shitpost here instead

>>34729152
lucky lad, still slaving away so go an hr and a half before i start drinking again

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>>34729114
>Contact famous uk female youtuber to promote a big brand
>Says she wants 55K GBP to do it
>Offer her 500 GBP
>She accepts
We had a good laugh at her expense when she said 55

>When she puts the vid up we notice she's monetised it
>Tell her it's in breach of her contract so she has to turn her ads off for that vid
>Silly roastie

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Odds: Rewrite CV
Evens: Fap

Does anyone here live in Manchester, and would they be willing to partake in some gay bumsex with me?

>>34729179
post video

Could do with knowing she's whoring herself for 500 smackers

>>34729190
The dice favour you

>>34729043
I want to breed with that sow

>>34729190
enjoy not being in control of your destiny, fagtron.

>>34729201
ahh sorry lad this was a good 3-4 years ago now, can't remember her name but she did like twee songs and was very middle class. I'd know her if I saw her

>>34729190
>fap

hello r3ddit

>>34729179
>wants 55k
>takes 550 quid
youtubers are the worst business people I have ever seen

The pakis have even infiltrated Boundary Mill, its all over.

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>>34728485
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38912628

RIP

She was such a banter (((merchant)))

Agreed to go to pub quiz and got asked if I wanted to go to "town" in a week or so. I swear I never used to have this anxiety meme. One day I'm just going to throw up cause of it. I'm feeling pretty close today.

I fucking hate going to town anyway.

>>34729230
l'm calling bullshit

>>34729243
was literally that, she didn't even try to negotiate.

>>34729258
Should have offered her less

>>34729241
>reddit
Explain nigger?!

>>34729248
>I fucking hate going to town anyway.

same here. i only enjoy it for about 2 hours and then i get bored and have to wait hours until everyone wants to go home. the music is shit, too many drugs, and the drinks are a rip

>>34729272
I wouldn't even bother doing any dealings with youtubers or 'Content Creators' or whatever they think they are, where did she even come up with a figure like that anyway

>>34729255
Not sure why you consider it BS.
I consider it a bit of a low point that I even had to contact a youtuber for a project I worked on.
Left the place shortly after.

>>34729303
it's not 2008 and we're not on /b/

>>34729312
I've started just chain smoking outside for as much as I can without it being suspicious.

Anyone watching this pure autism on channel 4?
Guy in a frog mask tlaking about kek and meme magic

>>34729114
That fucking title makes my skin crawl

>>34728485

Won 22 bong at the bookies, so came home with a lottery ticket and 20 bong. Not a bad evening lads

>>34729360
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4
Hilarious.

>>34729312
I just say I am tired and going home when I have had enough, started trying to be selfish and not enduring shit like that for other people. Strangely enough no one has had a problem, thought it might cause trouble but its been fine.

>>34729360
It's this kind of shit that made me stop watching or reading news. Ever since the Trump inauguration aftermath bollocks, I've just gone dark.

>>34729360
>millennials grow up, the show.
No shit you get more right wing as you get older.

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>>34729360
>>34729416
oh my fucking god that is brilliant

>>34728929
That would be the last thing I do. Fucking bunch of wankers.

>>34729424
>just say I am tired and going home when I have had enough, started trying to be selfish and not enduring shit like that for other people.

i would do that but the taxis costs me like 30 quid. and people would definitely moan. i also have no idea how to pick up girls in town.

>>34728929
Fucking love when Youtubers whinge about how badly they're paid when they knowingly make a fucking algorithm into their boss.

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I can't be arsed setting up a Last Will and Testament with a solicitor (because I am too autismal) before I top myself. Thinking I will just withdraw all my money, put it in an envelope, hide it in my dad's house then set up an email script to email him after I'm dead revealing the location of the envelope.

Any possible problems with this plan?

>>34729472
Ah fair enough, thankfully my place is walking distance from town or there is always uber.

I have no idea how to pick up girls either, that part of my brain just doesn't seem to exist.

>>34729494
I'd just leave it on your desk or his desk drawer or something

how much sleep do you get a night lads?
im in bed at 11 and get up at 7

>>34729488
Youtubers get paid a lot more than most people think. These cunts have zero right whining about how much they're paid.

It's like 1.50/2 quid per 1000 views if you have a somewhat decent CPM and I only ever see whining cunts earning like 5k+ a month who complain about their earnings.

>>34729360
>Black woman argues
>Just talks over you to win an argument
hahaha classic

>>34729494
I don't live with him though and only go to his place like once every month or less. The point is that he will become suspicious if I just give him 10,000GBP randomly while I'm still alive.

>>34729526
In bed for 10, up at 06:00.

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>>34729360
>http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

"Take a Syrian refugee in, I hope you don't get raped"

Fucking kek

>>34729529
Is it really that much? I can usually get at least 3000 views on all my videos but that aren't monetised. All of the videos are gameplay as well.

>>34729529
>200000 hits a day earns you less than a low end freelancer wage
The amount of effort required for this really isn't much after taxes

>>34729191
Just go Sackville

>>34729574
My point is more there are people on tv and radio that have smaller reach than 200000 and they get paid a hell of a lot more.

Google/YouTube is a fucking shite deal and you have Z E R O leverage.

>>34729510
>thankfully my place is walking distance from town

i probably wouldent mind town if it was like this for me

>I have no idea how to pick up girls either, that part of my brain just doesn't seem to exist.

yeah, i dont get it, girls sometimes dance with me but i dont know where to take it and i just feel awkward.

>>34729360

Nice to see someone from the left who can calmly and eloquently make their point

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>>34729627
hahahaha brexoriginal

>>34729577
I don't like those kinds of gays

I want to shag a man, not a faggy fake tanned stick insect

>>34729567
It's kind of exponential. If your channel is bigger, you get more per 1000 because you get better ads due to your popularity. Pewdiepie will get a shit ton more for 1000 views that a guy with like 100 subs.

But yea. A guy posted up all his stats in a video

He was getting 2 million views a month, and was earning 5000 dollars on that.

>>34729574
That's like 300 quid a day...

Not to mention, someone pulling in that number of views can easily have a patreon and jew more suckers out of money

Not bad for just talking over autistic block games, or spending 30 minutes talking about menu options in an Indie game

>>34729494
Give it all to me lad, i'll make sure it gets to him

>>34729360

I've met that Jack a few times, he's a top lad.

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Got 5 days annual leave left to be taken before the end of March. Reckon I should do a week off or split them for 4 day weeks / long weekends?

>>34729360
>>34729416
Wow that was cancerous!

>>34729679
>That's like 300 quid a day...
My point is 300 a day is nothing considering the amount of views required to get there.

There are startups with millions in VC money with userbases of <3000 a day

>>34729779
I'm saying the people making these videos are fucking retards for selling themselves out for such a low price.

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top kek
THIS is who you worship?

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>8th of the month
>595 in account
>525 rent due on the 22nd

BREXIT BILL BLOCKED

NOs HAVE IT 386 to 200 something

it's over

>>34729818
fucking hell. this is why i cant take the alt right seriously. the liberals piss me off, and i was hoping the alt right might be a solution but i swear most of them are edgy autists

>>34729801
Most of these retards could never land a lucrative position in the real world so it's not like they've got some choice between youtube "career" and freelance "career". They don't have a choice. It's youtube, or wageslavery

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Re-posting because everyone ignored my thread as usual.

>Are you gay

Seriously what the FUCK is with this shit?

>in college minding my own business sitting down.
>girl says hi or hello to me with her friends
>Me being anxious and socially awkward say nothing
>was not expecting this because no one ever says anything or talks to me
>later over hear them talking about my greasy unwashed hair
>I then got asked "are you gay" by someone again

Were they only making comments about my hair because I initially ignored them because of me being ignored by people all my life?

Were they angry? I have no idea what is going on, nothing makes sense.

>>34729858
The trick is to stop giving a fuck about either side and just get on with your own shit

>>34729883
Wash your hair more frequently you dirty bugger

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>>34729627
Did a liberal make us look bad again? fuck

>>34729526
Bed for 10.30, up at 6.30 usually lie around til 7.30 though

>>34729906
I shower every 2 days.

What is the problem?

>>34729887
>The trick is to stop giving a fuck about either side and just get on with your own shit

i cant though because my study constantly makes me read academics so i am constantly battling with different political opinions.

>>34729526
On a weekday generally around 12-1 till half 7. On the weekend I'll just sleep for like 14 hours

>>34729883
> Were they angry?

It doesn't matter. Don't waste time thinking about it. People do what they want, and college is a very brief part of one's life. There are better things to be thinking about.

>>34729861
Ahh you make a good point there.

>>34729818
anyone got a youtube link? Missed that part

>>34729936
you're a man, men need to wash every day

>>34729936
You should be showering every day really. Please tell me you brush your teeth twice a day as well?

>>34729826

How much are your wages, monthly?

>>34729883
>are you gay
Their gay friend likes you

>>34730009
Yes.

I just try to ease the strain on my parents by trying to not use as much water.

I hate being a burden but I can't work until I get a decent GCSE, I already failed that 7 years ago.

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Saw a pic of Patrick Stewart in the catalog and decided to google him. First result after typing in Patrick wasn't Patrick Stewart or Swayze, it was Patrick Mackay. One of our serial killer greats.

He was profiled in Born to Kill on Really last night. What's the betting searches were by women?

>>34729936
>I shower every 2 days.
fucking gross, should be part of your morning routine

>>34729922

>right-wing interviewee is wearing a suit and tie and is generally well-presented
>representative of the left has red dreadlocks and purple lipstick

You couldn't make this shit up

>>34729850
you dont know what youre talking about anon

>>34729883
You should be showering every day especially if you're at college age and you're a guy. you probably reek of wank.

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>>34730050
fuckin liberals. I don't wanna be on the same side as these idiots.

>>34729943
>i cant though because my study constantly makes me read academics so i am constantly battling with different political opinions.

You're not battling. There is no battle. No-one you speak to is ever going to be persuaded of something because you talked them in to it. It simply does not happen. People's opinions are formed by their experiences, not by your passionate arguments.

Disengage. Step back. Stop attaching such monumental importance to what other people think.

>>34730054
I don't fap actually.

but yeah ill try to shower daily.

>>34729360
>>34729416
what did I miss? linky

>obsessing over unknown youtube girls with less than 10 subs

How do I stop? I don't want to share them because that diverts their attention away from me.

wish it was summer, so light, uplifting, relaxing and nice

winter is so fucking grim and depressing, saps the energy out of you

just want to do a nice hike or cycle somewhere

>>34730072
you completely misinterpreted what i was saying. its because i have to wrote about political issues that are relevant to the alt right and liberal movement, so i therefore have to consider which one is right or wrong.

>>34729826
525 rent? fucking hell move somewhere cheaper

>>34730070
Felt that way and switched. Definitely happier for it.

But fucking hard to hide your powerlevel when the cringworthy guy at work is virtue signalling about "muh jobs for women"

>>34730120

The Sunset is getting 13 minutes later per week, today it was 5:06pm, in 3 weeks it'll be 5:45

>>34730109
You move in with one.

>>34730025
Bout 1500

>>34730157
That's cheap for a 3 bedroom house.

why is there a shitty brit circlejerk here

Cumming inside azulad!

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>Not had any money taken off me for Student loan since starting my new job 2 years ago

>>34730200
We're all pretending to be british but are actually korean. Please leave us in peace

>>34730200
Feel free to make your own country britfeel. No one is stopping you

Or maybe the steamfeel prison gay threads are more to your taste?

>>34730185
I don't even listen to what they are saying most of the time, I just find their voices soothing or arousing.

>>34730179
i want warmth, sunshine, long days

>>34730224
probably because your wages are not high enough for the loan to take effect

>>34730200
hello newlad

>>34730257
I'm being paid 6,000 more than my previous job where I did pay.

>>34730255
Fuck off norman, winter is the robots season

>>34730102

http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=channel%204

starts at 19:30
also try ch4+1

>>34730120
You can hike in winter. Put on a coat and some gloves. You'll get used to the cold.

Lads I expect to win 12 quid from a 40 quid bet on article 50 being passed before June tonight. What should I spend it on?

Already had a 5 quid pint of London porter and have some strongvoe dark fruits at home.

Also a "graduation" event tomorrow and beer and five guys to follow.

>>34730307
everything is shit ugly grim and dead

someone post junlads willy, need it for something

>>34730268
You stArt paying at 21k in England I believe.

Do any britfucks here get paid monthly at work?
I just started, am I gonna get paid on the first payroll day that comes around (30+ days from now), or are they gonna try to be stupid and withhold it for an entire extra payroll period like employers who pay weekly do?

Also what the fuck happens if I get fired before the first paycheck?
Not that I want to, but I have suspicions about it, and feel like there's a possibility I may get fired.
If I get fucked off right before the first day of pay for stupid reasons, I'll legitimately lose my shit.

I didn't quit being NEET for this.

>>34730328
Go out on a clear day. This isn't difficult

>>34728892
>old guad
>doesn't seem like yesterday since you were all shitting up the threads constantly

I'll be honest, britfeel is way better without the "personalities"

>>34730379
I earn 26k

>>34730268
If you're being paid about 21Kish and you're not paying then you've slipped under the radar and you'll get a fucking huge bill some day.

Be careful

>>34730396
Depends on your contract. Normally you're paid for the previous month so you should get your first paycheck in 30 days.

>>34730396
In my first job I didn't get paid for about 50 days or something. Was a piss take. Didn't even get paid for the induction. But if you get fired before your first paycheck you'll obviously still get paid the hours you've worked.

>>34730396
>I just started, am I gonna get paid on the first payroll day that comes around (30+ days from now), or are they gonna try to be stupid and withhold it for an entire extra payroll period like employers who pay weekly do?
No you'll be paid with everyone else, just less if you start mid cycle
The accountants do it all at once.

>>34730396
>Also what the fuck happens if I get fired before the first paycheck?

You are legally entitled to payment for the hours you've worked, so they'll most likely pay you whatever that amounts to.

>>34730441
It's their fault tho

Hearing Clive Lewis is actively mounting a Corbyn coup, triggered right after the vote tonight.

Word on the street is there's a decent back for it, a lot of people are still pissed at his trident speech snub, looking to fix old wounds "get ready for 2020".

Expect shadow resignations within hours.

May you live in exciting times.

>>34730371
Same here hahaha

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>>34730515
>Word on the street
dayum funy news mah brother

A guy i met took me to a flat and sold me a draw a few days ago. I've lost the number he gave me but know where the flat is..shall I shuffle round there and knock?

>>34730515
>nigger labour leader

lol no

Should I get one of those internet jobbies and move to Philippines and live like a king lads?

>>34730500
Doesn't matter in their eyes and the governments eyes. you still owe them

>>34730396
I have a monthly paid job and when I started I got paid at the end of the month with evrybody else, despite starting on the 15th.

I suppose it depends on exactly when you start tho and the employer

>>34730500
No. Actually. It's your responbility to inform your employer legally.

>>34730458
>50
How do they expect you/us to even attend the job lmao I'm literally begging my parents for bus money already and I only just started.

>>34730459
I assume that goes for a monthly pay thing too, right? Because the previous job I had, they either delayed it, or didn't pay at all for the first week. If that's the case with this and I have to wait 2 months I'll end myself.

>>34730462
[regaining minute amount of hope]

>>34730635
I did, I told them it was wrong on my first pay slip

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>>34730515
How has Corbyn attracted such a cult of personality? I know some love his socialist shit but he's such a grumpy bastard who keeps putting his foot in his mouth and fucking things up.

>>34730661
Save the evidence of that. They'll get blamed.

>>34730566

Yeah, what would a bunch of champagne socialist "progressives" have to gain to back a bloke who has media-friendly spins on Corbynology.

Angie Raynor (shadow sec for literally fucking who) is throwing an absolute shitfit about it right now, lmao. Don't know how valid that last bit is, just what I hear in the group chat.

>>34730646
I was lucky in that the job was a short walk away, don't know what I would have done otherwise. It really is a joke.

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>>34729360
I can tell 2017 is gonna be a banter filled year

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What are you meant to spend your wageslave money on to enjoy life? Every month I just dump 400+GBP into the ISA because I have nothing to do with it.

On Saturdays I normally walk down to the shop, buy some nice bread rolls and a packet of bacon rashers then I make a bacon roll or two for lunch. That's nice but like apart from that how can I buy happiness?

>>34730559
i wouldn't, lad

>>34730735
Watching it now, I can't believe what I am seeing. I love this timeline

>>34730683
I don't have any evidence. I just said to the girl who does payroll that it was wrong and she said she'd sort it.

The company only has 20 employees.

>>34730758
I don't know

I have all this money and I don't know what to do with it

>>34730758
I spend mine on top quality food like fat chops and steak from the butchers.

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>>34730371
>>34730539
I'm looking at it right now :)
>>34730215
don't do that!

>>34730758
That bacon is still fucking raw, nasty.

>>34730770
mate you're gonna get fucked
Student Loans Company isn't run by the government, it's private
they will send bailiffs to your house

>>34730758
I buy meaningless crap like a good consumer whore.

>>34730836
I doubt they know where I live I move about so much. Also if they're private that means that failing to pay them isn't a criminal matter it's civil.

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>>34730694
>job is part time, 2 hours a day
>4 miles away
>have to take the bus both ways
>waste an hour getting there because have to walk also
>been there only 3 days and they're already telling me to work twice as fast

image very related

>>34730851
This is how you can move abroad and not give them a single penny and there's nothing they can do about it

based civil law

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>>34730865
They'll never stop telling you to work faster. Even if you finish what you were doing, you won't get to go home early, you'll just be given something else to do.
Learn how to pace yourself.

>>34730559
Yeah. I used to have a dealer where I didn't even know his number, just where he lives. Had a few actually.

Was a bit annoying when I went round and he was out.

I hope I don't get horny again and order some sex toys off amazon while having a wank

>>34730758
Travel. It's not a meme, it really is amazing to go far away.

>>34730890
i would be careful sharing images like that around lad.

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>>34730865
Could be worse, you could be travelling 40 miles to your job that's 5-6 nights a week

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>>34730890
you caught len-lad in the act. well done.

swamplad is proud

>>34730918
I have the most degenerate fucking thoughts when I'm wanking. Stuff that doesn't turn me on at all, but when I am turned on, it gets me to finish quicker than anything else.

Until I finish then it's disgusting again

>>34730890
Isn't that Bangkok?

>>34730892
It's not about leaving early actually, yesterday I stayed longer to finish up, and was reminded today to leave on time because they have to lock the place down.
Yet they want me to do so much shit in those 2 hours I have no idea how I'll keep up rofl.

>>34730947
Would much rather do that if I had a car, and they paid weekly or bi-weekly.

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>>34730815
Usually I give it a bit longer but I was really hungry and couldn't wait. It was fine.

>>34730961

There's a big American flag over the domed building, so I doubt it.

>>34730996
looked like a used sanitary towel in the thumbnail

>>34730758
You could probably buy a few packs of kettle crisps with that 400 a month. Overall it ends up being really beneficial saving up for a pack. Gives you perspective. You think "hmmm, maybe things aren't so out of reach afterall, If I can afford this, who knows maybe one day I'll have my own fridge". Just a little food for thought anyway.

>>34730758
go drinking, go out to eat somewhere nice, go see a movie, go ice skating, spend it on videogames, spend it on champagne, spend it on nicer clothes, get a gym subscription, furnish your home better, get a pet, get a nice car, take a holiday, take someone on a fancy date, try drugs, try hummus

I understand putting away money to be sensible, but not wanting to do at least one of the things on that list seems unlikely

>>34730895
I was taken to the flat by his friend. never met the actual dealer but was told to phone him and tell him his friend gave me the number. I don't know whether to just show up at the door and say what I would have said on the phone

>>34730959
found any bugs today lad?

I like this slav song desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONI5ALInQYQ

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>>34728485

Did Gloucester anon from last night get murdered in the end?

>>34730985
Didn't have a car and had to rely on public transport, they paid weekly at least but fuck me it was exhausting.

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>Condominiums in Manilla are $200/m

Why the fuck am I living in this country lads.

>>34731052
the odd one here and there. i dropped my kettle crisps in the swamp today, and now i have to work over time.

>>34730758
Literally nothing. Save like a grand a month. Like you about 1000 quid a month. 600 into stocks and shares ISA. 200 help to buy ISA. Few times a year put 500-1000 quid into one investment.

On an unrelated note, any of you robots give homeless people stuff? Outside the pub today I got given a sob story and talk on karma. Gave the chap a quid. Another guy sitting outside Sainsburys right now. Bought some discount crispy chicken thighs (cooked for clearace) and asked if he liked chicken on the way out.

Also this morning gave money to a veterans charity.

Been giving a lot today. I'm never normally this generous.

PS. Am I the only one who addresses all homeless men "sir"

>>34731040
It's not so much that I don't want to do things or spend money, I just can't be arsed. Always totally knackered from work by the time Saturday rolls around and it feels like all I can muster the energy for is walking to the shop then lying in a heap browsing the internet.

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>>34730890
Just done some CSI picturework to further identify the pusher

he can't keep getting away with this

>>34731107
I don't give any homeless anything because if they approach you themselves, they're not homeless and just trying to mug you but in a polite manner.

Learnt the hard way when I gave some fuck outside mcdonalds 1pound once who gave me a bs story about being homeless and wanting a cup of hot tea, as soon as I handed it over he started going off about how he could do with a few pounds more etc etc.

tldr just tell them to fuck off

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>>34731100
>massive fuck off houses in American Suburbia are the same price as rundown terraces in Rochdale

This country is a joke

>>34731100
Because you'll end up getting murdered in Manila

>>34731254
I'm not a druggy.

Am considering trying to get a job out there. This country is fucked.

>>34731151
pls delet this

in an original way

>>34731151
good work, lad. if i could take out an investment, i would get you some kettle crisps

>>34730996
>>34731016
Looks like a nappy too

>>34731051
Considering you're coming to his door to give him money I doubt he'll mind.

When I met the guy I mentioned, it was just a rumor that he sold hash, I was only 15. Fortunately the rumor was true.

>tfw everyone you meet gets on okay with you but you hate people.

>>34731400
actively try to hate less maybe, it's probably possible and probably will make you happier

>>34731277
You are wise. Moving out of the UK was the best thing I ever did. I'm now nomadic and I couldn't be happier.

My brother is moving to Australia towards the end of the year.

>>34731277

If you're working in Manila then you won't be able to afford that Condominium.

I have daily skype calls with my company's Manila office and everyone looks poor.

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>>34731341
I think i'll take Mr Cuddles as back up, I need a spliff and there's nothing to do until the For Honor beta tomorrow

Leaving now. Will keep you posted

>>34731463
You could just work online and easily make a grand

>>34728485
Why is that rag head head always so smug.

Is the guy with the paper now an employee of the kebab shop, or more so, a wagie?

>>34731444
No, you can't make me. I'll be as much of a bastard as I please

>>34731103
fucking hell lad i'm so sorry to hear that. I passed the 20 year milestone at my job last year, got given one salt and vinegar kettle chip as a reward. The whole office was in awe as they'd never really seen one in person before. They had to bring it in in one of those military grade cases, the same ones guns are transported in. Anyway, the manager hands me the crisp on this silver platter they had lying about. I go to pick it up, everyone's eyes on me bear in mind. My hands are sweaty and shaking, knees weak etc... I touch it, and the first thing I noticed was how thick it was. This was no ordinary tesco value ready salted crisp I was feeling, this was a Kettle Chip, a crisp of the highest class. In my excitement, I get a bit too eager and try to eat it straight away. My hand makes one swift motion to my mouth. Big mistake, I miss my mouth and hit my cheek. The crisp broke in two and fell to the floor. Crumbs everywhere, everyone in the office was in shock. Old Mr.Patel feinted, the receptionist started crying, and my manager was enraged.

I started trembling, my mouth was dry and I had a hard time bringing any words forward "I'll j-j-ust pick it up, n-no bother" but my manager slapped me, security was called and I was told to collect my things and leave the premises immediately. No severance pay, no references, and worst of all no kettle chip.

Been on the dole for 4 years now, couldn't quite ever recover from that event. Most days I can't even get out of bed knowing what I let slip from my grasp. I could have had it all, but got greedy. At least I can say I got to touch one of those beauties, that's more than most men can see. Twas a fools dream to think a poor low-class call centre man like me could have ever tasted heaven and lived.

These days you can find me in your local pub toilet, wanking off the toilet man for some of those tesco value ready salted crisps. Sometimes If i close my eyes while feeling them I can even smell Balsamic Vinegar.

>>34731450
Only country I could see myself being happy in other than here is America, and their visas are impossible.

How are you nomadic?

>>34727800
Of course he would, he does nothing but attention seek

>>34731617
As do all the prison fag waifuposters

>>34731600
I got an H1-B visa. It's not impossible, you just need to have some kind of skill.

I spent just shy of a year over in NYC. Now I sometimes spend some time there, sometimes spend time in Munich, Milan, Copenhagen, just did a few months in Hong Kong and Singapore, etc.

>>34731600
If he does what my mate does, work online. Gets paid direct to paypal. He could even be an illegal immigrant in a country and be fine.

>>34731649
But even if you're accepted for a H1-B, there's still limited spots

And not only that, you are a slave to your company because if you get sacked, you have like 30 days?? to find another sponsor or something I believe

>>34728485
Ok, lads. There is an English speaking guy coming. I know he arrives on the 1st of March, but I don't know the time. How do I ask him? "What time do you arrive?" "When do you arrive?" "When will you arrive", I have no idea how to construct the sentence.

>>34731684
That's true. There's a bit of luck involved in the H1-B. But if an employer is willing to give you that then they'll also give you an L1.

And yeah if you get sacked you're fucked - but you can leave and go to a different company.

Getting sacked is a bad thing anyway though, even in your own country.

>tfw three hours making a virtual character get a gf
>can't get one in real life

>>34731698
>"What time do you arrive?"
This is your best option.

The other two could potentially be answered with "1st of March", which you already know. If you want to be very specific you could say "What time will you arrive on the 1st of March?".

>>34731734
Thanks. Oregani

>>34731698
What time do you get here?

>>34731794
>>34731734
Why "do", not "will" though?

>Open uni courses are 16,000k

Why the fuck are they so expensive?

>>34731729
>but you can leave and go to a different company.

But doesn't that company then have to apply for a H1 and sponsor you?

As for the "being sacked thing", I was thinking they might treat you like slave labour, because they know there's nothing you can do about it. But then again... why would they go through all the hassle of getting you there if they were going to treat you like shit, so maybe I'm being too cynical.

Not like it matters anyway. I don't have a degree, and never will, so my only option is marriage or becoming a multi-millionaire and getting a investment visa

>>34731835
Either is valid 'do' is just more casual and the way I would ask

>>34731880
Get an online job. Where you're paid into paypal. And then move there as an illegal immigrant.

The only reason to move to a country legally is to have a right to be employed and be able to get a bank account.

You don't need that as you have a job and a bank account online

>>34731841
You are searching the US ones, probably.

>>34731913
> kids want to leave the first world country to enter the US illegally

>>34731880
Nope, they don't have to apply for a new visa. They just do a trivial bit of paperwork to change over your visa to them.

And they can't treat you like slave labour - you need to be paid the prevailing wage for your occupation. They are pretty strict about that. They could try to mistreat you, but it's not as if you're from Latvia or something. They know you've got the entire European Union employment market to choose from so they want to keep you. At least that's how it is now.

I dunno if you need a degree for the L1, do you?

>>34731936
this country is fucked.

>>34731913
Terrible idea. You'd be stuck inside the country, never able to leave. Never able to get healthcare insurance. Never able to do anything officially.

>>34731971
> US is better xDDDDXXXxd

>>34731977
> You'd be stuck inside the country, never able to leave.

Except you could leave whenever you wanted?

>>34732010
Yeah you could leave whenever you wanted but you'd never be able to go back. Not great if you have a life there.

>>34732025
I don't understand what you're getting at. You wouldn't be burning your British passport. If you wanted to come back to UK you'd just get a flight back.

Then you'd go back on a holiday visa and just overstay again.

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>>34732063
>Then you'd go back on a holiday visa and just overstay again

Nope. You'd be banned for life.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-38910778

>stuff happening in east devon

>>34732063
They do track your entrance and exits, otherwise they'd get shit tons of illegals

>>34732095
If they catch you. Being an illegal immigrant in the US can't exactly be hard. Millions of mexicans manage it.

And states like California even have laws to protect illegals (undocumented immigrants) from being deported. They can even attend uni and get jobs.

>>34732161
> have laws to protect illegals (undocumented immigrants) from being deported.

Mexican illegals with kids and shit

Not white guys from the UK

>>34732186
I don't think the law is allowed to say "only brown people are protected".

>>34732161
If you'd like to try to get into the US via the Mexican Border then yeah, you could try it. I doubt it's easy though.

Mexicans do it because there's a big reward (getting to earn first world wages). Never heard of a British person doing it, because the reward isn't the same.

>>34732220
I have an American friend that told me he knew an illegal Norwegian immigrant. Everyone knew he was illegal too and no one gave a shit.

Worked manual labour cash in hand.

>>34732081

What Kind Of Tablet Are You Using

Just rewatched the do it for her episode of the simpsons. It gets me everytime.

>>34732298
Yeah people do it. I knew an Irish bar man in New York who did it.

He was pretty gutted when he missed his dad's funeral.

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>>34732347
Too many feels for me lad

>>34732148

What a magnificent twitter account

https://twitter.com/eastdevon

>>34732428

I love that Microship above 'IT'

>>34732341
The brand is Huion, cost me 30 quid i think on amazon.

>>34728485
How safe is it to download cracked hoi4 in mcdonalds? I want to play it so badly, buy I don't want to lose visa or spend 50 quid.

>tfw even drug dealers discriminate against travellers.

Exchanging weed for money through letterboxes. The absolute state of him

>>34732511
Just use a VPN and you'll be good.

>>34732488

The H420?

dude lmao

What resources are you using to learn to draw animu grills?

>>34732536
Imagine being a gypo lol

>>34732580
I have no idea how. Oregano.

>>34732580
forgot to turn my trip off and now I feel like a twat.

>>34732536
Sorry to hear mate.

And fuck the people calling you a gypo. You're one of the most interesting posters on here in my opinion.

Any update on your brother's fight?

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>Anon why do you have folders full of pictures of Harold Shipman, Rhodesia and trains?

>When even your literal drug addict mates think they're better than you

Anyone else know this feel?

>>34730996
>That level of butter
If the bacon was black I'd say this was a Lee-post

60/100 an okay amount for uni coursework?

>>34731595
Underrated post. Good work

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>>34732679
>Anon, what's a waifu?
>Anon, who's Len?

>>34731518
>Why is that rag head head always so smug.
Because every NEET in the land is dependant on their local corner shop

>Is the guy with the paper now an employee of the kebab shop, or more so, a wagie?
Yep, he accepted his fate

PLEASE LET ME PLAY HOI4 REEEEE

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>>34732679
>anon, whats with all the frogs

>>34732653

I've done that occasionally, no biggie m8

>>34731971
>Break leg in the UK
>Limp your way to A&E
>Break leg in the USA without insurance
>200,000 $ medical bill
>Have to sell your dads terraced house back home to pay for it
>Can no longer afford DNP and tranny pills

>>34732784
You have a Len collection too?

>>34731595
your story has brought tears to my eyes, lad. one day, when my swamp investments have paid off, i will buy a packet of kettle crisps to share with my fellow brits.

>>34732148
mortgage cucks BTFO

Hey guys, new trip here!

>>34732855
This always made no sense to me. If it is not government's business to provide a healthcare, why is it the government's business to bomb Yemen.

>>34732884
kys, faggot, or you will be brought to the swamp

>>34732619
I practised for like two months last year and then dropped it, I rarely draw anymore!
I was following the drawabox loomis meme.

>>34732906

Britfeel needs some new trips to spice things up

>>34732902
Because bombing Yemen is the only thing (other than Viagra) that can give the old men in charge a hard-on again.

>>34732902
>why is it the government's business to bomb Yemen.
jews

not even joking

>>34732884
fuck off monica

>>34732931
Pick a better name than Venius for fucks sake.

You sound like a low-grade female wrestler.

>>34732659
Ty, lad. He is fighting in April, he's got a high altitude mask and training non stop...really taking it seriously. I like to watch him run around while I smoke a joint

>>34732961

is this a better trip name?

Youtube literally fucked right now

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>>34732820
>I-i can e-explain this

>>34732986
not sure, think we are gonna need a vote for this one.

>>34733020

Forget it m8, 3 posts and I just can't stand being a tripfag any longer.

>>34732981
Yes. Much better. That's exactly the type of name I'd choose if I was being a trip as a wind up.

>>34733017
I wish I didn't know that the shipman poster and the rhodesia poster were the same guy.

Takes a bit of the magic out of it.

Back from work

The woman sitting next to me kept trying to make conversation, it was painful, didn't really know what to say so just said anything, I came across as strange

My supervisor also spoke to me at length before a quality assessment, he smiled and laughed a lot, same issue, didn't know what to say

Spent half the day shadowing
I was with a regular northern lad today, nice and helpful, just like everyone else here

Sitting opposite us was a woman who I suspected of being trans (general body stuff and posture but she had some female facial features), I was looking at her a lot, trying to clock her, probably looked like a perv
She was being shadowed by the woman I mentioned from earlier, I easedropped on their conversations, it was mostly personal chit chat, turns out half of customer service is gay or bi, that explains why people here are generally cool and quirky

Bi manager looked like he was trying to flirt with that quiet guy who was sitting next to me in training

Also feeling quite mad at the normies for pretending to be nice me when they're obligated to (training and sitting next to me) but ignoring me during lunch
I'd rather everyone was just honest, at least that wouldn't fuck with my head

>>34732943
It's more along the lines of grovelling to appease saudi arabia

>>34732911

I strongly encourage you to start learning again so you can draw the waifus of the various waifu anons in lewd poses and situations

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>>34733070
Theres multiple rhodesia and shipman posters though, I'm not the original shipman poster I just took it up because of the potential

>>34733077
Sounds like a high class place mate. Did you have your Kettle Chip?

>>34733077
>gay or bi
>cool or quirky
yeah. no

>>34733156
Are you cooler and more quirky than your average gay guy?

I doubt it.

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>tfw you'll never slot floppies with your gat in the gangeni

>>34733070
>2017
>not having a shipman folder

Whos the real dissapointment.

>>34733181
they aren't cool, it isn't cool to be gay

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>tfw the flamboyant negro poof keeps looking at you

>>34733080
We've got two drawfags in training already, I trust that this task you have bestowed upon /britfeel/ is safe in their hands!

>>34733200
>it isn't cool to be gay

Wow that's pretty intolerant anon

Get a load of this bigot

>>34733200
It's not cool to be gay but gay guys are often cool.

>>34733237
I wouldn't say all of them are cool, the ones that are gay without people knowing are normally pretty chill but those camp fuckers are even worse than girls

>>34733280
Oh, be nice darling!

>>34733200
Gays are turbo normies and have style

>>34733280
Nah
Openly gay guys have good banter and cool voices

>>34733340
that's certainly one way of describing fags

>>34732081
thanks len lad, i love it, in fact i'm gonna have it as my screen saver on my phone. you've got to keep at it now lad, what's the next project. i'm gonna save my next doodle session till tomorrow or friday. i'm going to be a good boy tonight and get an early night

>>34732855
>break leg in USA
>get bill
>leave the country
>so long yanks

I like it gay men when they let me shag their arseholes

don't care for them much outside of that

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>>34733106
>>34733070

Indeed, there are multiple ones now.

However, as the original Shipman poster myself, I do wonder if anyone ever twigs that it's me when making non-shipman posts. I won't reduce myself to tripfaggotry though, so I guess these things will always be a mystery.

If anyone remember the /stratfeel/ gimmick, that was me too.

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>>34731153
See I just brought the second guy the chicken. Saved me eating it. I'm packing the pounds on as it is. My belly bulges over my trousers now. The first one made reference to a hostel near Waterloo. He had scabs on his face.

I have too much money to spend anyway. Loose change is nothing really, but I don't like the idea of contributing to a drug problem for example.

>>34733523
if corbyn loses the leadership can someone make a make a meme of 'punished corbyn, a communist deprived of his party'

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>>34730200
Yeah, I fucking hate the British.

Arrows can't break steel plate. Agincourt was an inside job.

>>34733621
>communist

*socialist

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>>34733646
Same shit different air freshener mate.

>>34733713

Nuance is very important, Anon.

Conversely I'm enjoying these Corbyn memes so do keep posting. Also I'm certain I've seen a Punished Corbyn meme posted somewhere, sometime.

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>>34733761
>Corbyn memes

Only got a couple

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>>34733761
Can't blank post, here's more commie

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>>34733799
Archbishop of Canterbury

I reckon Clive Lewis could be leader.

He's not a proper dark nigger, he's a yellow nigger. More like Obama.