pretty close to what i got
Why is everyone so left on this board?
>>34728271
Cause you're /pol/ scum
>>34728271
I am not sure mr roboto
>>34728271
Originally Noice
'nother lefty here
here ya go , friendo :^) My political compass map!
Original Enough?
I'm left but I vote right wing parties for the lolz
Slap bang in the middle, last time I tried
I'm a boring fuck and I hate myself
>>34727842
Anyone who isn't in the two right squares should be shot.
>>34728636
Mine for reference
This is not accurate IMO
What am I?
Origini
I feel so poor of any ideal
>Those who are able to work, and refuse the opportunity, should not expect society's support.
If you agree with this sentiment you don't belong here
How did I do?0regan0
>>34728636
These questions are so basic it doesn't show an accurate representation of anyone, and even if it did all anyone will do is answer the question in the way that would benefit them the best, most people here are left because that type of society would give them the most. What makes you think that your answers are more correct than others? Your graph depicts a society that would help you the most and work to your advantage, other people's do the same. There's no right and wrong.
literally the best. ORGINALSLDO
>>34727842
Traditionally-liberalist, strongly religious (but only for da morals n' stuff cuz god ain't real but THOTS r), technocratic, globalist but only for the sake of technocracy, socialist/syndicalist/pro-labor corporatist paradise coming thru, biatches.
No greedy capitalists, no gays, no libertaricucks, no cum-guzziling 'moderates', no SJWs, no cuckservatives, no robots cuz we all getting Chad augmentation and super-human surgery paid for by the state, a couple o' retarded neo-nazis just to keep shit interdesting, oh yeahN O T H O T Z.
Come home, robot man.
These questions aren't sufficient to accurately position anyone this diagram.
>>34728994
before
I've become enlightened
>>34728636
The means of production ain't gonna seize themselves, anon.
Heh, I always love political compass threads
where are you?
original post
>being a lefty parasite
I too love being NEET and all. But you can't seriously think it's healthy for society.
What do i originally get?
>>34727842
Not bad.
originale post
Anyone in the green knows nothing about politics nor economics. They live in a fantasy land where they believe that their words and feelings dictate reality.
>>34729207
Not an argument tbqh senpai
Used to be bottom centre before.
>>34729207
Economics and politics are fueled by feelings. Mostly just very cynister and cynical feelings. You can never feel nothing.
Another lefty here
>>34729103
Libertarian left is the best "girl"
>>34728914
make a better questionarrie then
the INT/EMwhatever 16 questions things seems popular.
>>34727842
Pretty close to what I got. The sex part probably skewed my dot up and to the right a few points at the end.
>>34727842
Some questions lacked the I don't care option.
>>34727842
there is nothing left in these dimensions
Rate me.
O r i g i n a l l
>>34729670
14/88
very high energy
So many leftist libcucks (read: degenerate parasites) here. Shame.
LEFT
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>Originalos
Listen I'm not saying you have to be a /pol/tard but green is literal kys tier. I really hope everyone who is scoring green in this thread is under 18.
>>34727842
and I thought I was right-lib by now
>>34730128
Would you prefer I went red then?
>>34730128
People who know nothing about economy or politics usually land in green. They think that their ideals can be totally achievable.
"We want FREE health care but we sure as fuck ain't PAYING TAXES!"
>>34730128
can you elaborate why it is like that?
Superior purple man coming in hot
>>34730202
>implying I want a state
>>34730128
You know but the green box isn't also always about "dude, weed lmao" Alot of Workers Rights and Unions come from that square. It's supposed to represent the collective bargaining power of the people.
>>34730207
Because their ideology is the least realistic, their ideas boil down to "everyone should be free, but everyone should also be at peace and safe" they're ivory tower college kids who want their cakes and to eat it too, without any understanding of economics.
>>34730261
> anarchism
That totally works, if you enjoy war and casual rape that is.
>>34730282
>the least realistic
even less realistic than anarcho-capitalism? no, they're still a bit better than that
everyone who posted a 480x400 in the thread so far
put me in the next comp
>>34730376
Honestly, if even place them above people on the green, even anarcho capitalism has some semblance in reality that socialists don't.
>so many leftie faggots
Welp. What did I expect from people who enjoy """"feminine"""" penis.
>>34730414
You'll just blend in with the other stupid greenfags, why would you want that desu
>>34730502
>he's a classcuck
How are you still a classcuck, cuckservative in the year of our lord 2020 - 3? Bet you won't be a classcuck when Shecklestine has replaced your ass with a super-efficient AI-bot in the coming second industrialization.
>tfw used to be in the purple but have crossed over into blue
I don't know how to feel about this.
Bottom left is bae
>>34730553
>"you won't be a classcuck when[...]"
You do realize I'm a "classcuck" because I DON'T want it to happen, right?
>>34730603
Stop visiting /pol/ so much, having a giggle is great and all, but don't forget they're just goofs
>>34730551
For the data and record purposes, man. In any field, we don't just ignore common stats and figures just because they're common.
Throwing up a flag for my centrist leaning purple niggas.
>>34730616
bottom left is cancer and youre a retard
AHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>34730622
haha how has goldstein convinced you that he's going to save you from automation when he's going to do the exact opposite?
>>34730666
Thanks Satan-kun
>>34730666
Oops forgot to actually put it though.
>>34729869
HIGH ENERGY
TRUE MASCULINITY
You know this thread really explained a lot to me about /r9k/. Weak beta male leftist nu-male cucks who can't take control of their own life and grab life by the pussy. I'm just a tourist but this is fucking hilarious.
Most of /r9k/ belongs in a concentration camp. How can leftcucks even compete?
>>34730712
Blame our education system, the more of a cuck you are the more "educated" you come off as.
>>34730712
>>34730759
keep calling everyone who disagrees with you a c*ck
keep pretending you are superior for associating with people who actually see you as the dumb proles you are
but don't come crying to me when you're starving in gulag
>>34727842
rate me faggots
ORIGINAL!!!
What's the correct answer to the inflation vs unemployment question?
>>34730712
It's only natural for /r9k/ to be leftist since they want NEETBUX and no responsibility. Most people here are beta fags who want black dick up their ass.
>>34730826
You're just proving how retarded leftists are. Gulags were a leftist thing and you're saying that the naturally superior right is going to die in one. Are all leftists this retarded?
>>34730929
>c*ck
It's bait stop being retarded anon
I used to be in the blue, near the center...
What has happened?
>>34730899
>trying to regulate prices
>trying to give people jobs
Which do you think?
>>34730929
yes, it's happened before. see:1945. it will happen again when you dumb fucks crash the economy (again) and the proles finally see the light of socialism.
>>34731007
> implying anything on the right side of the spectrum is basically fascism
> being this retarded
KEK
Literally fascist
>>34731007
>light of socialism
Yeah, I see it everyday living in my 50 yo khrushevka while being paid 2$ an hour.
Thanks, 69 years of socialism.
>>34727842
why are the ops of these threads always libertarian left? even on /pol/ where most of the other posts are either blue or purple, the op is green every single time
Let's see where you faggots ended up
> being authoritarian right
> literally wanting to impose a lack of progress
Why would somebody be that retarded?
>>34731125
Because they're the ones who seek validation. Nobody in their right mind supports socialism if it isn't the in thing, numales and betas see that it's a fad now and think it'll make them popular.
>>34731148
exactly
pic related is the perfect example of beta liberal cuck
>>34731135
>he thinks smoking pot in his dorm and talking about how people should just help eachother is progress
Wew lad good one
Seems ok...
>>34731007
>be socialist
>get your farm confiscated by the government because muh proletariat uprising
>die
>>34731135
>progressivism is good because it has the word progress in it
top mem
>>34731135
>> literally wanting to impose a lack of progress
What progress? Dumbing down the population to be filled with sub 90 IQ mixed mongrels who rape and mass murder each other but it's okay because we learned how to shake ass and rhyme nigger with nigger
>>34731190
more like he wants more of the progressive economic policies that granted the US and Germany their post war economic miracle enacted, without any morality policing
realistic individual freedom -> intangible freedom that only applies to the top 1%
>>34727842
I'm usually libertarian i don't know what the fuck is happening to me
>>34731279
forgot the image bogdano
>>34731238
> conflating authoratarianism with progressivism
>>34731295
What's wrong? Fascism is a great ideology that totally works
>>34731267
>intangible freedom that only applies to the top 1%
Should've kept the argument going a bit longer before outing yourself as retarded.
>tfw NEETs project their own uselessness and dependence on lefties for their rhetoric of the grandeur of social policies and safety nets
>tfw NEETs idolize the right for its percieved independence and values for their rhetoric of the grandeur of austerity and self sufficiency.
Is it any wonder most of /pol/ and /r9k/ feels this way?
>>34731295
Your natural instincts are kicking in white man. Do not let them take away from you your birth right, your land
>>34731279
>>34731295
many fascists and national socialists these days are former libertarians
>>34730678
>calls others retards
>writes youre a retard
huh, that sure made me think
>>34731349
>he left out an apostrophe hyuk hyuk hyuk
>>34731323
NEETs are the least likely people to want welfare taken away, try harder lefty.
>>34731374
Right-wingers do well at convincing people to vote against their own interests by use of wedge issues.
> Don't let them raise the minimun wage, white man, or the blackies will make as much as you do.
> A true male can not vote for a party infested by feminists! If abortion remains legal, Stacy will forever ride the cock carousel, leaving you abandoned!
> Social safety net? Sane regulations? Well uh.. the other guys get triggered a lot!
what does nazism look like because im actually a nazi
>>34731436
>, or the blackies will make as much as you do.
That wont ever happen but if it did the white wage would remain the same. Blacks would just be paid the same for less work and easier type of work
>>34727842
Can someone in simple, 4chan language explain to me what this means?
Pretty similar to op
>>34731536
You're retarded and unoriginal
> right wing authoritarians nominate secretary of education who doesn't understand growth vs. proficiency
> elect a president who signs executive orders without understanding them, putting tabloid journalists in the NSC
> press secretary who literally spreads misinformation and gaslights country
This is what it looks like when your memes come tru, /pol/tards. Look forward to Democratic majority in 2018.
>>34731436
Blacks have no one but themselves to blame for their low wages.
Mexicans often even immigrants earn more than native born blacks. Also asians earn more than whites.
Now go back to prepping that bull cuckie
>>34731508
Nazi is up more towards the center.
>>34731588
lol, there wont be no democratic majority
>>34728891
eww ancap
>>34731624
I would not be too confident. We need to make changes and we need to encourage people to bote if republicans want to keep their majority. Don't get blinded by a big win, it's not over yet.
>>34731374
NEETS are the most likely to hate themselves
>>34731436
Attacking them right in the insecurity
Has it ever occurred to you all that people vote and make decisions on an emotional basis?
>2017
>not using a better compass
>>34731605
Majority of Asian immigrants come here of their own accord, rather than on slave ships.
Equality under the law for blacks was only won within our fathers lifetimes.
>>34731624
Have you seen how your guy is governing at the moment? Look at his approval ratings my man.
> the-they're fake news tho
What the the other squares actually means is that your people stop breeding, and your country gets taken over by muslims.
>>34731714
Slavery ended over 150 years ago. Look at Europe who suffered a devastating war but picked itself up in just a few years.
But niggers are still suffering from Slavery 6 generations later
>>34731740
>Taylor Swift
>/pol/
>How to Take a Screenshot
Lmao
>>34731714
"your guy" leads me to believe your not american. if you were, you'd say Our president.
>>34731775
Google "civil rights act." Tell me what year comes up.
>>34731789
The onus is on Lyin' Don to act as president to all Americans.
>>34731714
>Equality under the law for blacks was only won within our fathers lifetimes.
False blacks were equal under law way before the 60's they were just chimping out over whites refusing to service them in their own business and other crap.
Niggers have the IQ of 70 so forced equality discriminates Mexicans Whites and Asians
>>34731845
What comes up is negroes protesting seggregation in schools. As if the whites have no right to separate themselves from these foul beasts.
Now they are in the same class and they hold the whites down with their OOOGA BOOGA chimpouts and rap music
>>34731852
>discriminates Mexicans
Vato, I...
>>34731915
School integration peaked at 1988, this correlated to the best performance from black students, and being a black student at that time predicted much higher quality of life.
>>34729128
>like why the hell are we even working at all
best opinion
>>34731852
>mexican intellectuals
paco, please
>>34731962
LOL
Ofcourse they performed well when the standards were lowered.
And now we wonder why American education is so shitty compared to European
>>34727842
>>34728112
>>34728491
>>34728803
>>34728994
>>34729015
>>34729040
>>34729277
>>34729298
>>34729328
>>34729363
>>34730078
>>34730167
>>34730262
>>34730414
>>34730616
>>34731135
>>34731536
>>34731542
fucking christ, so many retarded hippies in here. no wonder there's all these khv's
>>34732006
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miguel_Alcubierre
>>34729128
>stirner
>leftist economics
should be bottom center
>>34732015
Standards were not lowered, anon, where are you even getting this?
>>34732080
I see it with my own eyes. American education is complete and utter shit.
18 year old Americans study history on a level of a 12 year old European child.
The system has been nigged and college is worthless
>>34732132
Look anon, I'd be more than happy to invest more in American education..
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/education-not-income-predicted-who-would-vote-for-trump/
>>34732185
>nate sodium
stopped reading there
>>34732185
Invest in what? You retards need the basics starting middle school and highschool.
You need to reform your educational system not throw money at retards who teach you absolute Garbage
>>34732042
Here's a (You) for projection. And you can't say shit to defend yourself from it.
>>34732055
Rights are a spook.
>>34732360
not an argument
original post
>>34727842
Hmm. I don't even consider myself a leftie.
>>34732360
oh ya? well fuck u mang
FUCKING DUMB LIBTARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34730386
That's pretty cool, do you have a program for that?
>>34733043
Yeah, it's called autism. It gets installed at birth.
How'd I do?
orange juice
HOW'D I DO OREGANO
I can't say I agree with where I am at any stage of the compass but I take it knows better than I do.
original comment just lemme post this pls
This test is fucking stupid. Strongly disagreeing with idiotic religion/astrology shit should not affect my political affiliation result.
>>34734289
I strongly agreed with religion and astrology and im here >>34732588
>>34734289
It's part of its respective side.
I'm in the center too because I wanna blaze it, but don't want my taxes being wasted on dindus.
>>34727842
hard purple, just on the verge of anarchism but not quite
don't want to retake the test but I've done it before
>>34732549
Yes it is. It's the argument with no counter.