>finally get gf >ready to have sex >see this wat do?

>be eating a rare steak
>be browsing r9k on phone
>be see this

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Gf and sex is pointless

>>34726954
make a flappy bird joke

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>I'm ready for you Anon

wat do?

Smash that pussy raw.
Then drop her for being a roastie, but seriously, as if I'm going to pass up the opportunity to smash.

>>34727003
Turn gay desu. Boipucci is the true redpill

>>34726954
I know everyone thinks that large labia = lots of cocks.

So what's the logic for a girl who has only been fucked by one guy, but has been fucked a thousand times? As opposed to a girl who has fucked a thousand cocks one time each?

Would the first girl's pussy NOT be roastified?

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>>34726954
>flip her over
>stick in her pooper instead

>>34727266
That depends. 1000 guys would have varying sized dicks. Meaning some would do more damage than others. If it's one guy she'd obviously be used to whatever size he is (as long as he's not a monster) and would stay pretty tidy in the deli department.

>>34726954
Make sweet love to her and tell her she's beautiful

Have sex

I'm not eating her out I'm sticking my penis in her. The inside will still be a vagina. Though I'll admit that's a nasty roastie

>>34726954
Bury my face in it and inhale that wonderful female scent!

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>>34726969

keep eating

>>34726954
Happily suck on those beautiful flaps

>>34727266
Women's vulva's don't become like that from having a lot of sex, they're just born that way.

>>34727328
>I Know Nothing About Female Genitalia: The Post

>>34726954
I'm not fussy at all...innie or outie, I don't care...but THAT is where I draw the fucking line.

She should get that shit auditioned for a sci-fi movie

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>tfw you can't see yourself going through with it and having sex after seeing that flappy roast beef

I would have to deny her and it would be the most awkward thing ever. She's probably get angry at me.

Oh well. That's what you get for being a roastie, I guess.

>>34726954
>rub tip on lips till I have adequate lubrication on my head
>slide on in and pump into her for a few minutes and kiss her on the neck till I goo inside
Why what would you do?