It's official today. I don't feel any different.

>>34723985
>he fell for the 30 is when you get wizard powers meme
Fucking idiot everyone knows it's 50

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>>34723985
Happy Birthday, anon! Be happy or something, you lived this long. Also, are you a wizard now?

>>34723985
Happy birthday anon we are here for you

>>34723985
>I don't feel any different.

Wizardry happens slowly. You'll become numb to any kind of feel soon enough mate. Wizard powers are actually quite liberating.

t. 31 year old virgin

>>34723985
good.. at least you still have the desire for women and busting a nut... much more better feeling then losing virginity

>>34723985
Happy birthday anon

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>>34723985
am a wizard apperentice, what should i expct when i turn 30?

>>34723985
>I don't feel any different.
Uh-oh.
You never have had sex, but did you ever hold hands with a potentially very powerful succubus (attractive girl)? Some of them are so powerful that this act alone can take away your powers.

>>34723985
Happy birthday. I still have 366 days left.

>>34723985
Man now's your biggest chance. Women are hitting the WALL left, right and center. Do you have a job? Place of your own. Put that shit in your tinder profile, one or two good selfies and watch the desperate settled down sluts roll in. Only for you to look down and whisper "no". Or maybe go on a date with them and lure them with their prospect of easy beta bucks and then fuck n dump them.

>>34724112
What? Why only 366 days left? Are you dying?