Murder Mystery Thread

I dindu nuffin wrong

I am a goodboy

>>34720987
you almost got killed anon though

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>>34722154
Keep your mouth shut or else.

>>34722166
You'll be the one who won't be talking anymore

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>>34722166
Agh! It's them! It's the Je--

>>34722166
or else what? youre fucking victimized and raped

What a gay thread.

Origay

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>>34722166
Jeeze, what an unfortunate accident.

>>34722211
More like oridead.

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>IT'S TIME FOR SOME HUEY!

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>>34722166
Yer comin with me laddy

>>34720932
*sharpens knife while chewing a toothpick*
It looks to me like there's a killer loose in this thread... You boys best watch your back, lest he watches it for you...

>>34722211
What a queer suspect.

Who do you think you're fooling with that snark, lad?

Just kill my shit up famalam

>>34722773
Officer, you're retarded. Why are you talking to that dead body?

I'm itching to kill someone......

*raises knife*

>>34722869
I literally thought "singles" were victims, and doubles were suspects. I am an idiot and I am leaving

>>34722898
Not so fast, Officer. What do you think about my knife?

>>34722942
Good thinking lad!

You don't want to be caught empty handed; there is a murderer on the loose!

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Man I hate the nigros