why don't you try tinder? its really easy.

>>34720369
I get matches but it usually doesn't go anywhere.

>>34720383
Just say hello, ask them what they do for a living, then ask to go for drinks, don't keep conversations to long.

>>34720369
I have, but I only match up with fatties and single moms, so I know it means that I'm also trash tier. Probably gonna stop trying soon.

>>34720369
Dont use facebook.

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>>34720369
>why don't you try tinder? its really easy.

I don't support proprietary software

>>34721113
you can make a fake account?

Because he majority of people here aren't good looking, and women nowadays, even the ugly and fat ones, only want good looking men?

>>34720369
No Facebook account
Not exactly handsome and also no idea how to present myself as desirable in a profile. Tbh I have no idea why someone would like me instead of the Chad's of the world
Most people seem to use it primarily for One-Night-Stands and it is basically a quintessential part of "hookup culture"
I feel like actually meeting up would make me spill so much spaghetti I could feed Africa for the next one hundred years.

i live in a small country with small population and i'm afraid that one stacey from my highschool notices me and i'm humiliated for life.

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>>34721138
Real nigga right hurr

>>34720369
because elena looks like a piece of shit

I have never gotten a real match. It's all niggers, single moms, and landwhales anyway.

Welche Stadt, OP?

Why would I want a tinder slut?

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I get about 1 or 2 matches every 150 people, conversation never goes anywhere, they never respond after the first thing I say.

Somehow I fuck it up every time

I've been on it for about a month now and I've only had 2 matches but I'm too much of a pussy to message them.

>>34720369
I used to swipe right for everyone. Get a bunch of terrible matches, don't want to message any of them.

Then I tried the "Swipe right, unless I see a reason to swipe left" tactic. I still said yes to about 70% of them, but even then, I barely had anything to say to any matches

Now I am trying "Swipe left, unless they have something very interesting and unique about them". I only swipe right about 3% of the time, and have yet to get a match...


There's not a whole lot of girls my type around my area, and I refuse to go about petty small talk that goes nowhere with some boring girl....

>>34722216
do you pick up a funny line as an ice breaker?

Why do you use the same screenshot every time if it's so easy?

Because I have no pictures to use for it and I have a terrible fake smile.

>>34723100
Because I'm currently dating someone and deleted Tinder :^)

I just got a new job that I'm not embarrassed of so maybe I should give this a try

But I feels so brasant. I'd rather just use pof

>>34720620
>then ask to go for drinks
that's where it all goes wrong lol

>>34720620
>just go for drinks
Is this the new >just be yourself?

>>34723596
even if it goes bad you can only learn from it

>>34720369
>96 matches
kek

over 950 matches here

because i have severe depression and legit dont want any relationships until i get my shit together

>>34720369
>GERMan
lmao nice try guy

>>34721603
This. Every dating site I ever checked out before had like a few dozen women in my area tops. I don't live in NYC or some huge city.