>tfw people can tell your penis size by the sound of you pissing

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>>34718134
>>34718187
Larger penis = larger urine stream = a different, deeper, sound

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>>34718086
that's why you always piss on the side of the toilet and let it flow down. Virtually impossible to hear in a public restroom.

>>34718086
>tfw always piss in stall because embarrassed of 5 inch needle dick

Do you guys hate it when you're at a sporting event and their isnt dividers between each urinal so you can see every dudes dick if you look to the left or right

>>34718553
I love these. Easy to see what everyone's brought to the table.

>>34718275
Literally everyone can tell you're a virgin if you do this

>>34718086
>not making your piss hit the back of the urinal or the side of the toilet so it makes less noise

you realize non-autistic people don't listen to piss and draw conclusions, right?

>>34718572
Faggot fucker

>not pissing on the ground to claim the room as yours

>>34718275
this, this is what i do also because the pissing noise is annoying