Reminder that toast with jam is the only robot way to eat toast

>>34712671
>jam
>not preserves

kek it's like you don't wanna become a healthy stronk boy

>>34712734
>preserves
>not cum

kek it's like you want to be a pathetic beta

>>34712671
glad we still have robots with taste on here. may your jam never run dry.

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>>34712734
>he fell for the healthy breakfast meme

>not marmalade
shit lad, jam is for kiddoos

what the fuck is "jam"? a weapon can jam. this shit is called Marmelade you fucking retard

>>34712671
>jellyside up

>>34712671
>not making a sandwich with your eggs, meat, and jam toast
>thinking you're still a robot

Let's not pretend any of you guys are robots

>>34712877
fun fact
The word jam, meaning stuck, comes from the same place as the word jam, meaning jellied preserves, which shows that not only both are definitions are correct but also you're a huge faggot
Marmalade is made from citrus peels and juice
Jam is crushed fruit

jam is only acceptable on scones with clotted cream