Embrace and live your siblings. Cherish them like the treasure

Lucy please come back and update us more often, even if it's only something like "I watched a funny video today." I miss you.

>>34712490
Lucy is ours now

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First for I don't particularly want a harem, nor will I ever get one.

And stop making me think about our big sister.

>>34712559
How many fucking pictures of that guy with the burger do you have?

>>34712559
What about watching some porn with em some harem or cuckquean porn

>>34712490
I'm happy lurking though. It creates less conflict.

>>34712559
That reminds, didn't you say you called your older sister 2 days in a row, just to tell her you love her and that she found it wierd? Any news on that front? Maybe she thinks you're still crushing on her

>>34712705
Lucy how are you doing?

I wonder why there are not sons lusting after their moms here seems like only daughters for their dad

>>34712705
Okay, as long as you're happy.
I'm still going to worry about you though.

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>>34712589
Just three.

>>34712621
I don't want to make her watch something I wouldn't watch.

>>34712705
Don't worry about that Lucy, some people are just stupid.

>>34712714
I haven't talked to her since, no.

Em's home, adios for now.

>>34712794
Have you asked what kind of porn em watches

>>34712717
I'm okay. Just kind of been keeping to myself. I started walking some, just going out and seeing the open space. I almost fell over because of wind today.

>>34712902
That sounds nice. Have you asked your sister to go on a walk with you?

>>34712705
Don't bother with them, it's not worth it, everyone here wants to hear from you
>>34712758
I don't know either, I feel alone in the Oedipus complex category

>>34712902
Really interesting, what sort of things do you enjoy looking at and thinking about on these walks? Life in general, abstract ideas?

>>34713080
>I feel alone in the Oedipus complex
No you have an Electra complex

>>34713124
Pretty sure Elektra is to Oedipus what rectangles are to squares, it's the same thing just more specific
The again, I just gave Wikipedia a quick read through

>>34713124
I'm gonna start using 'Electra complex' instead of 'daddy issues'. Seems more fair to both parties.

>>34712470
But my brother is a giantic prick

>>34713185
> competition with her mother for possession of her father.

>>34713185
Don't she and her brother kill their father in the end?

>>34713220
>She already lost.
>Laura will never get dicked by her father like she deserves.

Wonder if College girl already got her daily dose of Onii-Cock.

>>34712902
>Being pushed by the wind
I know this feeling, being blown around when the wind gets bad, we had a Noreaster a few weeks ago and I was being pushed around by wind
>>34713220
Okay, I'm alone in the "I want to fuck a parent" department
>>34713190
To me daddy issues is more "I'm gonna let Chad, Tyrone, Jerome, Daquan, and the whole gang run a train on me because I'm mad at daddy", it's more of a negative relationship with your father, I don't do anything like that by a mile

So after I asked my nee-san what she meant she sent me a picture of her in a really small two piece

Hnnnngggg

I want to sleep on her chest.

>>34713427
>I'm alone in the "I want to fuck a parent" department
Sure you are, just keep reminding yourself that. It isn't like you want to take her place

>>34713427
You're not alone in the fucking your dad department. And I agree, at least with your dad or a brother you know that you are safe and he'd be careful.

With like chad and any other guy hed just leave after a month or something.

If I had one sure~

>>34713501
I'd never leave Laura if she was my gf. She's great. She's smol, plays games, doesn't take shit from anybody, and waits until marriage like people should.

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>>34713747

Yeah, great. Except you'll always be second to her father. Even when fucking, she'll be picturing her dad on top of her, not you

>>34713939
>you'll always be second to her father.
I'd be okay with this, I think being with Laura would be worth it

>>34713939
Good because I'd be picturing her mother

>>34713747
I think it's only fair that her dad take her virginity tho.

>>34713747
Thanks, I've never considered myself that great
Does anyone mind if I pitch what I have for the letter so far? I want to get this right if I'm gonna do it and even in writing I have a hard time putting my feelings into words

>>34713969
>being this much of a cuck

ISHYGDDT

>>34714147
>Cuck boy and cuck girl get together.
Just let them be.

>>34712997
No. I might eventually but they're nice to just be alone.

>>34713114
I try not to think about life. I like to look at everything and think about nature instead. And I look for snakes.

>>34713427
Yeah I had to get behind a rock/hill thing and wait for a moment. It was pretty bad.

>>34714188
>Cuck girl
Been a while since I heard that, at least the thought of my parents fucking angers me and doesn't turn me on
>>34713969
I don't want to waste someone's time, I'm either with them and not thinking about my dad or I'm with no one
>>34713977
So just me looking like I was nearing menopause?
I'm not joking when I say "spitting image" of her, I think the few differences are
>She's taller than me
>Her boobs are slightly bigger than mine
>Her eyes are darker than mine I think, but we're both brown eyed anyways
>I'm sure if you did a side by side, our freckles are in different places
That's about it really

>>34713985
Go right ahead

>>34714471
Careful not to get bitten

>>34713985
Yes, please share.

>>34714600
So how do you expect your dad to react to the letter

>>34714766
Realistically he's probably gonna give me a hug or something, but I think it's just important he knows how I feel
>>34714607
>>34714724
Right now all I like is the beginning and the end, so I'll post those, feel free to criticize even if it's just saying it's shit or something

Dear dad,
I know when I try and say how I feel, the words seem not to come out right and I sound like we need to go through ABCs again, so I decided to write it down, no stuttering, no mumbling, no anything
I know it's not normal, it's not right, and it's not realistic, but I love you. As more than my father and more than my best friend
*Some sort of middle I haven't really solidified yet*
That's everything written in plain English, nothing misspoken, nothing said too quickly. I know you and Mom are back together, and you'll never look at me and think of more than teaching me to throw or to read, but before I try and move on with my life, I wanted you to know how I feel since I've had trouble telling you. I love you as a father, a friend, and more.

It's sappy and a little dumb but I tried
Also, you know you have a problem when you struggle to read your own handwriting
Really, I can't tell a lot of my letters apart

>>34715096
Well can't really say anything, since everything important is/should be in the middle, but at least the begining and ending are decent.
Also if your handwriting really sucks that much, is your dad really going to be able to read it?

>>34715096
It's not a whole lot to go off of, but I do like what you have written so far. Have you decided on what ideas you want to have in the middle, such as: when you first became aware of when you were attracted to him, what about him you emotional, what you like about him physically, etc.?

>>34715332
It's bad on the letter because I was in a funny position, it's usually not that bad and that not the finally copy
On the final copy it'll be much better, when I write my biggest issue is thinking faster than I can write, focusing and copying will make it better
I know the middle is the meat, I'm just throwing what I have out there for an autism check

>>34715424
For valentines day you should get him a coupon book full of lewd favors

>>34715096
Be sure to mention how long you wanted daddy D

>>34715096
I'm out having dinner with my family, but I will give you some tips on the letter soon

>>34715399
I'm not really sure what to write
As for when I had feelings, it's hard to mark a point, but I know by the time we moved out when I was 14 I was definitely wanted a relationship
Emotionally, he's sweet and empathetic, he's got this weird way of saying what's on my mind when I can't, he tries his best to see the good in people and he's always optimistic
Physically? I don't know that's not really the important but he's got a nice butt and he's in good shape
>>34715596
Thanks, I'll be up

>>34713124
No, he had it right the first time. Definitely not a woman. Freudian slip.

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>>34715947
Oedipus refers to sexual feelings for parent, Electra complex narrows it down to women's feelings for her father

>>34716190
right you are ken

>>34715096
I think that looks fine so far, for what my opinion's worth. I genuinely hope something happens good happens between you two, whatever that may be.

Not much to report on my end, we had a very cute mini-makeout time that ended with her asking me to scrub the toilet sometime.

>>34715802
>I'm not really sure what to write
Maybe you should listen to this guy >>34715399 and say something about how you haved loved him for a long time and it's not a "little crush" that will just go, and talk about all the things you like about him.

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>>34716190
Not originally.

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>>34716957
>smug retort

>>34715096
>try and say
>the words seem not to come out right
>try to say
>the words never seem to come out right
Sounds a bit better

>it's not right
Should be something along the lines of
>it's not accepted by society
Your feelings being unusual doesn't make them wrong, so don't make it seem like you think they are

>it's not realistic
Maybe expand it out to
>the thought of us working out as a couple doesn't seem realistic

>try and move
>try to move

>as a father, a friend, and more
If you think it sounds better, maybe change it to
>as a father, as my best friend, and as a man


>struggle to read your own handwriting
>Really, I can't tell a lot of my letters apart
Same. I think a few of my teachers just gave me a good grade because they didn't want to waste time struggling to read what I wrote.
Weird thing is my cursive writing is near-perfect, when they were still making us write in cursive my teachers complimented it occasionally.

It might be a good idea to type it out and print it and leave both copies on his bed in case he can't read the one you write out.

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>>34717060
>Knowing smirk with a pitying glance, then walks away.

>>34717154
>hating on Wikipedia
this is 4chan we don't need to add a reference page to every post but basically wanting to bone your parent is Oedipussy

>>34717154
>>34717060
Guys, stop
Oedipus can refer to either, while Electra refers specifically to daddy/daughter
Oedipus is like "child," Electra is like "young girl"
A child can be a young girl, and a young girl is a child
Stop shitting up the thread

>>34716929
That's what I'm gonna gun for, putting it into coherent sentences is the problem
He popped in my room for a minute to say goodnight and asked what I was writing, told him nothing
I'm gonna fucking sweat when he reads it
>>34717145
Thanks, I'll make note of all this
And I'm pretty sure handwriting is how I passed math
>>34717236
It really doesn't matter but to make everyone happy I'll just say electra complex from now on

>>34717236
Oedipus was a nigger who fucked his mom
Eat my asshole

>>34717307
Make sure you hide the letter well when you're not writing it, he might try to snoop and find out what it is if he's home and you're not.

Good luck. I hope it works out well for you.

>>34717528
He's not a snooper, I'm 80% he knows my phone password and I don't worry, he's not gonna find anything anyways
He won't read it til goes supposed to
I'm not expecting this letter to convince him to run away with his daughter and give up everything, I just need him to know how I feel

>>34717821
>I'm not expecting this letter to convince him to run away with his daughter and give up everything
Not with that attitude.

>>34718264
It's not my attitude that counts at the end of the day, and that's the sucky part

Side note, my Rainbow team started the season off 3-0, they got rid of Twitch's tactical lipstick and eyeliner, so I just follow the conquistador defender around and fuck up her gadgets, they call them "Black Mirrors"

>>34717821
>>34718264
Realistically
He will never be in a romantic relationship with her or have sex with her.
If she gets her hopes up, it will only hurt more.
But this letter is still very important, because it will tell him exactly how she feels, and give her some closure.
She will find her true love one day.
She will get her happy ending, even if it isn't with her dad.
I believe in her.

can I be someone's imouto (male)

>>34718264
He doesn't want to succeed. He has been told to do things repeatedly. Doesn't do them. Doesn't want to be told how to accomplish goals. It's a game for attention for however long he can keep it up.

>>34712470
Oh thank god I thought the threads were dead.

My sister is back in Japan and is already at the apartment while I'm on the train back to Osaka.

What should I do when I see her?

>>34718500
Whatever feels right. Hug her, kiss her, tell her you missed her.

>>34718500
Has there been any progress at all?

>>34717307
>I'll just say electra complex from now on
But I don't want you to feel like you're just a shitty Daredevil spin off. You're an Iron Man 3 at worst.

Of my three siblings, the only one I really think is worth a damn is my two years older sister and I'm pretty sure she's a depressed wreck right now, maybe even worse than I am. I can't do much about it since I'm halfway across the country and I feel like shit.

>>34718386
Hopefully you're either asleep or trying to sleep right now but do you wear makeup and if so how much/how often?

>>34719115
Can't you call, text, or email her? Write her a letter if you have to.

>>34719147
Yeah, I texted her a week ago for the first time in a month or so and that's how I know she's depressed. She's going through a rough time right now, and I know she can make it through it but she's just sort of in a spot where her dreams have been crushed, and I know what that's like because I went through it. I'm planning on calling her regularly since I think it'll help both of us and it's something we haven't done in a long time. I don't know if she knows how much she means to me but I want to make sure she does.

>>34719277
Make sure you tell her you love her every day. Sounds like she especially needs it right now.

>>34719326
We've just never really been that kind of family that says "I love you." I feel weird about saying it, honestly. But yeah I'll definitely do better about letting her know I'm thinking of her.

>>34719362
>We've just never really been that kind of family that says "I love you." I feel weird about saying it, honestly.
Do it anyways. She needs love and support right now. Tell her.

Evening bumpage, for great desu justice

I just learned that a pair of D-cup boobs can weigh up to 23 pounds. That's a lot of weight to be carrying around on your chest.

>>34720682
Did you know that pussy and ass weigh just under that?

>>34720682
This made my night. I weigh 125 and have DD, and this whole time I get nervous about being heavy etc. Compared to girls that are 115. Thank you!

>>34720755
I guess they are just lumps of fat.

>>34720755
You're welcome I guess. As long as you're healthy, you shouldn't really worry about your weight.

So where do I begin...

I got back to my apartment and the first thing my sister did is run to the door and hug me. She was wearing the bikini that she was wearing in Hawaii, and to my surprise, she hugged me and kissed me on the cheek. She said she missed me a lot, and she said we should go out to catch up and eat dinner.

We talked for a bit about what we did and how things were over there (apparently a few guys hit on my sister but she ignored them), but in general, she said she was happier to see me here. I got to see what she brought like some Mana Loa and stuff like that.

After talking, we just kind of stood there silently, before she asked me if I missed her too shyly. I said that I missed her a lot too, and that my bed felt lonley at night without her hugging me. She laughed a bit and put her hands around my waist and kissed me on the lips.This kiss was very deep and I could feel her tongue going inside of my mouth as I put mine inside her's. We kept going and I could feel her wanting to breathe but she also wanted to keep her lips with mine.

She pushed me down onto the floor and began to reach under my shirt. I pulled off my shirt for her and I reached around and unclipped my sister's bikini. Both of us are pretty tan by Japanese standards, but seeing my sister and the contrast between her white breasts and her tan body was beautiful in its own way. I felt her breasts press against my chest and I put my hands around her back.

During the middle of this all, she kept saying, "I missed you so much"

There's more so let me post a second part

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>>34721062
>my face when tanlines

After kissing for a while longer, I asked my sister if she wanted to go somewhere warmer, but she said she was fine with the floor. My sister was wearing a skirt on top of the bottom part of her bikini so I pulled that down and also pulled down the bottom part as well. I've seen my sister in the shower before but I never knew that she kept herself clean down there.

I didn't really have any experience with this, so I took my fingers and began to rub around her vagina. It was warm and I could feel it starting to get wetter as I rubbed harder. My sister's breathing got heavier and she eventually slowed down her breathing after she got a bit more wetter.

She smiled and began to pull my pants down as well. I was fully erect at this point and she teased me and poked my penis, saying she didn't expect it to get so large so quickly. She said she didn't want to put a dirty thing in her mouth but instead told me to put it inside of her.

At first, it was a bit difficult for me to place it, but eventually, she helped me guide it into her vagina. As it slowly entered, I felt a shiver run through my body and I felt the warmth of her body wrapping around my dick. My sister moaned a bit and she looked like she was trying to get it in slowly, but she put her hand on my cheek and said it was okay. So I pushed it in further but I could start to see a little bit of blood coming out of her vagina. I was shocked and asked her if she was okay again. She didn't say anything and just began to kiss me so I wouldn't talk. So I pushed it deeper into her.

At the time, I wasn't worried about condoms at all and this was in the passion of the moment. Once I got it in once, I began to pull in and out and thrusted my hips as she began to moan from the force. My sister doesn't scream like the JAV girls and just sounded like she was breathing heavily every time I pushed.

I'll post more.

>>34721190
>My sister doesn't scream like the JAV girls
kek

I don't know how long it lasted but the entire time I was wrapping my hands around her breasts and kissing her at the same time while I kept thrusting. Eventually, I felt a warm feeling as I was about to ejaculate but my sister hugged my waist closer and kept me close to her. I didn't know what else to do and I wasn't thinking so as I thrust one final time, I let everything out inside of my sister. I could feel my dick pumping and since I hadn't been able to masturbate while I was at my dad's house, it felt like I was releasing so much into her.

I kissed her again and my sister grabbed my hair and began to kiss me harder. We were both sweating quite a lot and my penis was still inside of her. She wouldn't let me go and so I almost feel asleep while I was still inside of her. After a while, she loosened her grip and I pulled myself out. I just realized what I had done and I began to panic, but my sister put her finger on my lips and just laughed. She used her finger to take some of the semen dripping out of her and licked it off of her finger. She laughed again and said it was salty.

In any case, my sister said she wanted to go take a shower. I said since I was sweating too I should take one too. She said okay, so she went in first to get the bath water to fill up which is what I've been doing while I waited for it. Also, since we were gone for quite some time, she needed to clean up the bathroom first. It takes a long time for our water to warm up and to fill the tub so I went to my room to type this while she was working with the bathroom and cleaning it.

I'll post sometime tomorrow morning since it's only 6:30 PM here. I'm looking forward to tonight.

There is one thing I am worried about and that is because I don't know if my sister has proper birth control since I finished inside of her. If she doesn't and it takes too long before she takes any contraceptive, I'm not quite sure what to do. But I'm so happy right now I don't care.

See you guys tomorrow.

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>>34721320
>I let everything out inside of my sister

>>34721388
What did we say about the shitposting

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>>34721409
>posting images on an imageboard is shitposting

>>34721424
The answer was "to not do it"

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>>34721440
Only if you stop posting.

Bump for HSG's sister's fast recovery

>>34719044
Ben Affleck Daredevil, don't remind me those exist. It literally had a wakemeup montage
Worse I forgot she has a spin-off, and in the Netflix series she ruined season 2
>You're and Iron Man 3 at worst
I'm taking that as an insult
>>34719147
Rarely, of course I have some I just never have a reason to put any on
Honestly, if I've had a week of really shit sleep and I look like a tired crackhead I don't even care

>>34722550
Laura I'm gonna teach you something that'll make your life a bit easier because you don't seem to be doing it right.

Highlight some of the words from a post and then click on that post's number.

>>34722658
I started using my phone a few weeks ago and the app is shit, sorry if things are coming out confusing, I'll fix it next time

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>>34721320
Nice man. I'm happy for you two!

>>34722734
I just thought you didn't know how to do it and wanted to help you.
I've tried 2 different apps for 4chan, and I prefer going to the actual site using my phone's browser over both of them.

>>34722799
Sorry if I came off as mean, I just don't like this app
I'll trust you that just using the browser is good and try it
Also, I forgot to mention yesterday the brownies came out good and he liked them, there's like 6 left or something

>>34722895
>Sorry if I came off as mean
No, not at all, I just wanted to be helpful, getting the words you're trying to quote slightly screwed up doesn't bother me at all

>the brownies came out good and he liked them
That's good.

Now if you'll excuse me, my sleep schedule is a little off at the moment, so I need to take a 4 hour nap at 6 in the morning.
Good night.

>>34722973
Alright then, I'd say goodnight but I'd be wrong to, so good morning

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>>34723028
>so good morning

Good morning, thread.

>>34723166
Bumping since the only other person awake went to bed

>>34723923
>sleeping at night

Fucking casuals, I bet you aren't even NEETs

>>34724015
Who isn't a NEET in these threads?

>>34724044
If you look at these threads, it seems you need to be a fairly responsible person to be a sisterfucker. Probably why Laura hasn't fucked her dad.

>>34724044
Pat, Bearguy, hsg

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>>34712470
>hey wanna go to the movies?
>you need money for the bus?
>you need money for food?
>want to go shopping with me? i'll pay
>should i vacuum your room too?
>do you want half of my food?
>how was your day?
>what are your plans for the weekend?

>god anon, you're so fucking ugly! shut up!

i-imoutos sure are great

>>34724118
Tell her you love her and hug her until she calms down.

>>34724086
I had a job at the time I told my dad

>>34712470
no
I wish my sister was never born

>>34724180
>had
Then it's obvious what you need to do.

>>34724200
I only quit because I wanted to take care of the house and cook and shit, it's made it a lot easier on him, he doesn't have to worry about anything, but I suppose I could do both though, I don't have to work 8 hours or anything

Just an original bump

I woke up and my house was hot.

It only took like three days of me having sex with my brother to get caught. My brother was bringing me a rug that our parents mailed him and seeing him carrying it in a tank was all I needed to get turned on. My roommate was gone supposed to be gone for around two hours, I thought. I started feeling him up and we were kissing on my bed. We started fucking and while he was prone boning me my roommate walked in. Yippee. I'm so good at taking risks and trying new things. She left just about instantly and we stopped. The crazy thing is that my roommate asked me if I would be okay with her getting with my brother or a threesome. I bet all of you are thinking "oh boy this is gonna be sooooo hot" but no! My brother's mine! Then I realized that I said that because I didn't want him sleeping with other girls but I only wanted this to be sexual but I'm already feeling posessive about him. God fucking damnit I'm going to jump out this window.

>>34726611
Accept your feelings and be a good sister or your brother is gonna crush your skull with his thighs

>>34726611
Don't let that slut near your brother, she likely has STDs.

You need to sort out your feelings soon, or it's just going to get more complicated.

>>34726611
>that feel when no yandere sister

>>34726611
And how does your brother feel about all this? Is he just doing it for the sex?

>>34712470
my sibling is dead

>>34726674
I know I do. I just wish this could be so much less complicated. I'm mad at myself for even letting this happen. I don't regret anything and I want to keep going, but I opened up a real big can of worms with my emotions.

>>34726700
I don't know, I still haven't asked him about his motives. I need to because if I start feeling shit he better be able to reciprocate.

>>34726765
>inb4 cucked by her brother

>>34726862
Please don't use that word if you don't know what it means.

>>34726611
Can you tell us more about your roommate? Does she have any hostility towards you or think of you as a friend? Would she be the type to tell anyone else?

You may not want to confront her, but it maybe you should think of to some responses to question she may ask you in the future.

>>34727054
She's a really good roommate. She's super sweet and doesn't really clash with me at all. She's just really, really slutty and my brother has been a target of hers for a while now. She wouldn't tell anyone, I keep a bunch of her secrets so even if she wanted to she can't.

>>34727103
You gotta protect your onii-chan like a good little sister. Don't let those filthy homewrecking whores touch him.

>>34727103
It's good that you too get along at least and are open enough to share secrets. Answer me this, is she the type to try to steal people's boyfriends? Also does she have any attraction to your brother beyond physically. Do your roommate and your brother talk and get along or is just exchanging pleasantries when he comes to visit you?

>>34727103
>She wouldn't tell anyone, I keep a bunch of her secrets so even if she wanted to she can't.

"i walked in on you fucking your brother!" trumps whatever secrets you think you have about her.

>>34726611
>College girl will have a threesome with brother and whore roommate
>Pat will have orgy with H, Em, and Ems Friend
>Laura will have threesome with parents
Just wait

>>34727030
Eat my shit fag, I'll use words however I want

>>34727522
No she isn't really the type to steal boyfriends, rather just have sex with whoever she wants to. I don't think she really sees relationships and instead does what she wants regardless of them. I think it's pretty much just physical with him, he's a pretty good looking guy. Usually their interactions is her trying to flirt and he'll just be nice and do what he was going to do in the first place.

>>34727689
Yeah but she's horrified at the possibility of some of this stuff getting out. According to her, her parents think she's a virgin and that they're very strong christians. Her older sister got caught at a party and they made her transfer to the university in the city they live so she could live at home and not do anything.

3 AM in Osaka

Long story short. We had more sex.

I'm going back to sleep with her.

>>34727836
>strong Christian parents still lead to giant whore daughters
Why even continue existing

>>34727689
Still might not be worth it to her roommate to have her secrets exposed and ruin her relationship with her friend ruined. Especially, if she has almost nothing to gain from it.

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>>34727843
God bless you sir. You know the next step: butt sex

>>34727836
If she ask you about what happened it might be a good idea to letter her know that you may have romantic feelings for him, you can even add that you are not sure yourself. Since she doesn't like breaking up relationships, that may get her to back off from your brother. Also, confirm with her how she feels about your brother. If she's is just interested in getting the dick, maybe your brother could set her up with one his friends instead.

Hell, this could actually be fortuitous for you in the end, if you play your cards right. If you can get her on your side, you can overcome one of the biggest obstacle to you and your brother. Unless you have another roommate, you and your brother could hook up at your apartment/dorm without having to worry about being caught.

I swear, if I see that cat one more fucking time.

>>34728221
I feel the same way. It plagues my nightmares.

>>34728221
>>34728256
Meowth is love. Meowth is life

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Lunch time bumper car. Panda Express portions suck now

HSG, did the surgery go well? Is your sister doing alright?

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>>34727843
Good work Oasaka. I don't want either of you out of that bed for rest of the day.

>>34727843
Did you ever find out if she was on birth control? Seems like an important detail you left out.

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>>34721320
>>34721190
>>34721062
Has science gone too far???

and how is this comment not original???

>>34728207
I'm thinking that if she sees or thinks that I have some feelings for my brother then she'll stop. She spent all of last semester and the beginning of this one trying to talk to me about guys. I know she wants me to find someone so there's a decent possibility that she will back off and let me do my thing. I could try to convince my brother to bring a friend and we could all do something, let her get flirty and try to hook up. He has a large selection of meat heads to bring so that could seriously work. It would be nice if she is okay wih it, which she doesn't seem opposed, because when we had sex at his apartment it was us having to be silent and waiting until his roommates were asleep. She's held up our room multiple times for sex anyways, she wouldn't mind.

>>34729927
How does this sound to you
You and your brother having sex in the same room as your roomate, who's having sex with someone that doesn't know about you and your brother being siblings

>>34729693
Yeah it did, she's been hanging out in bed and watching TV. The girl visited her today and she had a good time talking to her about her school and kid stuff. The girl was like 8 or 9 years old. One of the nurses got a little flirty with me and you could feel the jealousy coming off of my sister. Apparently my sister was telling her all about me and how I helped in her current situation. The nurse was saying things like "It's so amazing how you've been trying so hard to help your sister" or "I just admire your dedication to taking care of her." Then she did that whole touch my arm thing. I'm not going to do anything with her, at least I don't plan on it. It was just a little funny seeing my sister obviously annoyed but holding back from saying anything.

>>34721320
Fucking based! Nice going.
>Sadman came inside his sister on his first time and showed her who is her man.
>Pat still refuses to do it.

>>34729792
>>34729874
>>34727955
>>34730147

It's like 5 and I keep waking up.

But birth control pills are hard to find and I haven't asked her yet. I did however cum inside her maybe 3 or 4 more times after that. How long do I have before pills work?

I do love my sister and want to stay with her, but I don't think having kids this early is going to help.

>>34730136
That's good.
How long until she's allowed to leave the hospital?
Is she gonna have a cool scar to show off?

>>34730165
A quick google says says they are effective up to 5 days after unprotected sex, with a big drop-off in effectiveness after 3 days. The sooner she takes the better. In any case, invest in some condoms. If you want to get her birth control, if she isn't on it already, remember that you have to wait an month before you can actual cum inside her again.

Good luck, Osakabro.

>>34730250
She's got like four or five more days? I'm struggling to remember much of anything. I got the run down on the actual procedure from the surgeon like an hour ago so I remember some parts of it. It was an oblique fracture which means it was diagonal so they had to put a plate in to bring it together so the incision is a decent size but not all the way down her thigh or anything. She'll have a decent scar.

>>34730038
I have to admit, that doesn't sound like something I would want to do. We're good roommates, we're comfortable with changing infront of each other and she'll wax when I'm in the room. I'm not going to have sex with her in the room, whether she's doing it too or not.

>>34730385
Fug er bussy

>>34730493
The first time you had sex, you said you called your brother to your place, how did it even happen? Were you all over him as soon as he arrived or what conversation led up to the sex?
Greentext when?

>>34730751
I called him and he said he was going to pick me up. I decided to do something so I kissed him in the car and then we held hands. We got to his room, made out a little and then we fucked. It was a bootycall, we knew what we were doing.

I'll greentext it when I feel like it and have time.

>>34730493
Just curious, how are you feeling now? Have you calmed down at all since or do you still feel like you are pins and needles? Also, have you spoken to your brother or roommate since the incident happened?

>>34730819
I'm certainly uneasy, I got caught. Even if it seems like it's going to be an easy fix I'm still basically panicking. My brother told me that if I want him to help sort out the situation he will. My roommate just teased me about it but we haven't really talked all too much.

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>>34730165
>cum inside her maybe 3 or 4 more times

isn't she supposed to be angry at you for not having any discipline or self-control, huh, mister?

>>34730165
What if she doesn't want to take the pills and is ok with being pregnant?

>>34730891
Did you at least finish having sex with him?

>have crush on big bro for years but repress it
>he comes out as gay last year
>...t-thats fine ;__;

>>34731369
Maybe he's bi
Don't give up yet

>>34730344
If she gets a shot, he can cum in her after a few days, but the shot is pretty unpredictable in terms of side effects. With the patch, you can cum in her after a week and it's healthier in terms of hormones and there's almost no side effects.

>>34731417
I can only hope

Once he smoked me out and we had a 5 minute conversation about the taste of cum before realising what we were on about and just looking at each other

might be moving into a flat together this summer though, could be noice~

*shakes fist at the Sadman*

Good job though.

>>34727823
>An orgy with a person I don't like and a person who I'm indifferent towards and is indifferent towards me

I'll pass.

>>34730147
Don't make me feel bad about being a good brother.

>>34731982
>being a good brother

>making her cry
>stealing her virginity
>forcing her to wax her privates
>forcing your dick into her butt
>tickling her until she soils herself
>making her lie to her only big sister

>>34731982
>Implying your a good brother.
You're decent at best, a true good onii-chan always makes sure his imouto's belly is full of his cum.

>>34732060
you're* God I hate myself.

>>34732046
>making her cry
Yeah, I fucked up, I'm sorry.
>stealing her virginity
I mean, she wanted to do it. And I wasn't gonna let someone else steal it.
>forcing her to wax her privates
All I did was mention it, she was the one who got weirdly enthusiastic about doing it.
>forcing your dick into her butt
Blame Anal.
>tickling her until she soils herself
It was fun though.
>making her lie to her only big sister
I was expecting her to come clean to be honest, I didn't think she'd try to make me seem as innocent as she did.

>>34732060
I mean, if we're talking her actual belly, that can be arranged.

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>>34732297
>Blame Anal
I regret nothing, muthafucka!

>>34732297
How you and her had a real talk about the future?

>>34732297
Sometime this month, you need to at least tell your sister that you and Emma became a couple.

>>34732297
>if we're talking her actual belly
We aren't, you know what I mean, now go and fill Em's pussy with your cum, so you can finally become a good brother.

>>34716750
should have replied like i do you? and stuck out your tongue.

>>34732420
Depends on what you mean by "real", I guess. She still wants to move closer to our sister someday, but I don't know how that's gonna work out. I brought up moving to a place where no one knows us again, and she said she'll only do that if our sister disowns us completely or something.

>>34732550
Every time I think about doing that, I feel like I'm gonna die. I know you're right, but fuck.

>>34732836
Well if you do ever end up telling your older sister, you should be sure to have Em with you to help you out, cause you're gonna have one hell of a chat.

>>34732836
next time she visits make sure both you and em tell her at the same time

inb4 Pat's sister reveals she really is Pat's mom, and incest has been happening in their family for several generations

I wonder what Laura's been doing all day.
I hope she's making good progress with her letter.

>>34733283
I wrote like a sentence, got frustrated, and took a walk. Not a very productive day
And some guy earlier got me thinking about getting a job again, I'm not committing to anything yet since I kind of like taking my time cooking and surprising him with brownies
A little good news, K wants to hang out tomorrow, he sounded worried so I guess he's just checking up on me which is nice

>>34733114
That would fuck me up in ways you don't even understand

But me and Emma both have a normal number of toes, so nah.

>>34733653
Try finding a job that would have you working around 15 hours a week.

You're back to being just friends with K, not sort of maybe dating, right? Are you gonna wait a while and then try to get with him or someone else?

>>34733844
Yea I'm sure there's some middle ground hour wise, there's no reason to sit on my ass all day, plus if I don't have some kind of schedule it drives me crazy
And yea K is still just a friend for now, I think he was just worried about me and decided to see how I'm doing, like I said he's a really nice, genuine guy. Honestly, about moving on, it kind of confuses me, I'm not sure if I should wait til I'm over my feelings to or if I need someone else to get over my feelings. Either way, I don't feel like I'm ready yet, maybe after he reads the letter and understands it a bit more, I think it'd be better for closure if I felt like I had nothing more to say about it

>>34734099
Let me know if you want another friend you can email/text and I'll drop my throwaway email for you

>>34734413
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind and let you know if I do

I cut off all my hair today. I would show it to you but I don't have a camera to take a picture with because I'm still phoneless. It's really short though. Like it's only a couple inches long. It's weird but really comfortable.

>>34735045
What made you want to cut it? Has your sister seen it yet?

>>34735045
That stunned me for a second before I read the rest of the post.
It feels really light now does it not?

>>34735045
I bet it looks nice, my hair's not very long either, I like it like that
What color is yours?
no matter what anyone says, the important part is you like it, you're trying something new, not going full Brittany Spears

>>34735154
Lucy has reddish hair I believe

>>34735085
I wanted a change. It's always been messy and uneven and I thought I should try and do something I haven't done before. Why not embrace the gay in the process?

>>34735101
Did you think I like shaved it or something? I know I'm nuts but not that much. It's really nice and cool. Kind of like having a bun but not having any tug or weight.

>>34735154
I like it right now, but you always have to wait until the day after to be sure. I can always just wear hats if it sucks, I do a lot anyways. It's red, not like orange but a darker red that seems sort of brown. My mom always says my hair is "autumn colored."

>>34712490
who is lucy, can someone give me an update?

>>34735217
>Why not embrace the gay in the process?
Made me laugh.

Have you seen anything cool on your walks yet?

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>>34712470
what the fuck is going on here, who are these people?

>>34735270
I can be funny sometimes. I didn't go today but yesterday I found like a big box of broken vases. It was a weird find out in the middle of nowhere. I'm just curious about how it got out there and why someone left it.

>>34735364
Have you thought about drawing or painting some of the things you see while you're out on your walks? Maybe you could get really good at art and make a living off of it.

>>34735364
Lucy that's how horror movies start, just saying. My advice, move away and never come back, characters never think about that
Next time you take a shit, look like the toilet, that's my hair

>>34735505
Poops come in a lot of different colors though. Depending on what you eat, it can even be neon-bluish. (Before you ask, it was the icing from some cupcakes.)

>>34735217
It was the word "all" that got me. I'm a guy with curly and long hair who ended up cutting it because he thought it was too hot. It was during first school.
Never again.

>>34735364
You're a really interesting person in general Lucy.
The final omen has been realised.

>>34735252
Long story short, she's the fan-favorite, little sister of these threads. She's a lesbian with a crush on her little sister.

>>34735641
She's the worst trip with the worst following*

>>34735662
Strange, how old is she?

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>>34735569
Thank you, I was going to ask
Since I guess I need to be more specific, here's the most accurate picture I could find


Red hair is really nice, do you have freckles Lucy

>>34735662
Her "following" is at least 90% of these threads, so if you don't like her, you're vastly outnumbered.

>>34735698
19, little sister is 18

>>34735480
I haven't, I don't know how much more I'm going to go on them because my mom is getting upset with me because I could lost or hurt. I might have to find something new to do instead. My dad suggested golfing which is pretty typical of him. It might be nice though because I'm kind of liking being outside.

>>34735505
Looking into weird boxes or vases? I like the mystery a little. It's fun seeing something spooky like that.

>>34735597
Did it look bad? That's always awful when you take a risk that fails and you have to wait a long time for it to be fixed.

I'm alright. Is the omen the vases?

>>34735718
Some, yeah. I would probably have a bunch if I went outside more. I'll probably get some from walking.

>>34735728
Golfing isn't really entertaining, but if you enjoy being outside I guess it would be bearable.

Laura was born August 1997, are you older than her or younger than her?

>>34735727
Being outnumbered doesn't make me wrong

>>34735809
I'm younger than that.

>>34735728
Sure looking into stuff might seem adventurous, but have you ever seen Alien?
Also, as a hobby maybe pick up football, throw the ball with your dad, learn the rules, like the Patriots, maybe don't start now since the draft is a pretty bland place to start
>>34735774
It's looking more like you are my sister, good, I'm keeping you. Not in a sex cage or anything of course

>>34735894
Alright, thanks for clarifying.

If your mom's worried about you walking around, why don't you ask her to get you a new phone so that you can use it as a map or call for help if you need it?

>>34735926
I think she already said she dislikes the Patriots.

>>34735728
Well I cut it myself at night on a whim.
It's pretty funny looking back on it. I did say to my dad that it was so I could look more like him, which had us both laughing.
The vase is the ultimate preceding signal of "it" happening.

I recommend carrying on the walks, perhaps inviting your sister along so your mother can see that it's safe?

>>34735926
Would you like a younger sibling?

>>34735926
No I haven't seen Alien.

I already watch football with my dad. I'm not super knowledgeable because he doesn't explain much to me but that's okay.

I think I would do okay in a sex cage. As long as I could stretch out, I don't think you're supposed to be able to get comfortable though.

>>34735958
Yeah that would be nice but that costs money. We aren't really well off, we aren't in awful shape but it's not great.

I don't really dislike them but I'm kind of tired of them winning it all the time. The cowboys are "my team" though.

>>34735999
Oh, I didn't cut it myself. I didn't know that about vases.

I guess I could ask her to come. It was nice having a thing but it would probably make my mom more comfortable.

>>34712470
>No I haven't seen Alien.
Shit, there goes my joke, just watch the first 20 minutes and you'll get it, plus it's a great movie, so's the second one
>I already watch football with my dad. I'm not super knowledgeable because he doesn't explain much to me but that's okay.

>I don't really dislike them but I'm kind of tired of them winning it all the time
I'm not

>The cowboys are "my team" though
Fine, I've got a soft spot for them because of Romo, he's probably leaving but now I like Dak, and when I played ultimate team like 3 years ago on Madden I had Beasley and he was my crutch

>>34735999
Yes, I've always wanted one but my parents just never had another kid

>>34736079
I have to leave in a few minutes, but it's been lovely talking with you again. Just remember that regardess of whether or not you post, there will always be people trying to fight and cause trouble in these threads, they don't come because you post.

Love you, hope to hear from you again soon.

>>34736221
> but my parents just never had another kid
Just give yourself one, best part is your not only getting a sibiling but also a son/daughter. 2 in 1.

Whoops, >>34736221 was meant for >>34736079
Original

>>34736079
>The Cowboys are "my team" though
God dammit Lucy, I've never said anything to you up until now but those are the most beautiful words I've ever seen written down on this damn site

I know I haven't posted in a while, but I'm the guy with the thirteen year old daughter. Her baby pictures are her in Cowboys shirts, my wife never cared about football but I got her into the Cowboys, my daughter still sleeps in my old DeMarcus Ware jersey after she convinced me not to burn it in the yard, and she's got her own Sean Lee jersey

>>34736221
I'm sorry. Maybe I can watch it sometime soon and get it.

I'm sad Tony's probably leaving. I'm also sad he had to miss out on a really good team.

>>34736261
Bye

>>34736488
>after she convinced me not to burn it in the yard
Why would you do that?

>>34736539
He left for the Broncos and won a Superbowl, he deserved is and probably wouldn't have won it on our shit team, but it pissed me off because I loved him, so I wanted to burn it but she stopped me, she sort of wears it like a dress to bed sometimes
>>34736496
Yea, I feel bad for the guy but he deserves a ring and his career started when Bledsoe got injured, it's poetic in a way

>>34736496
What kind of music do you like Lucy?
Can you play any instruments?

Why is this thread so nice to each other

>>34736692
Because we're one big family.

>>34736496
Yea, wherever he goes I'll have a little soft spot, he's a good guy and a good player, like I said on Sunday he's the 3rd best clutch QB in the league right now, and Witten is up there for tight ends
Dak earned the start and I have to give it to both of them, they handled it maturely and didn't let it affect their play and I respect that

>>34736710
For fun, let's plot it out, I'll start
>Lucy
Everyone's little sister
>Anal guy
That uncle you think is cool but your dad doesn't want you alone with for an unspecified reason

>>34721320
i cringed
i have a sister and i would kill myself if i did that
>inb4 sister is ugly
petite swimmer and cute, so no...

How many people here don't want to fuck a relative and just love them as a family member

>>34736768
I think it has to do with my MLP and Zootopia porn stash

>>34737594
and the fact that you get triggered by "lib cucks"

>>34737613
Spoken like a Hillary supporter

>>34737594
Do your step kids have any clue you're a degenerate?

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>>34737561
I was expecting that going into this thread. Instead it's a bunch of incest and orbiting. What the fuck

>>34737838
Sure. The true reading of my power level? Nah. But I typically make jokes out if all my quirks to take the edge off. To be fair, they aren't exactly normal, either

>>34737920
Ah the West coast, I'm never going there

Guys
It's been 2 weeks.
I'm starting to lose hope of Andrea returning.

>>34738272
Never lose hope, she'll come back someday and with good news, r-right?

I love you guys, and I love these threads.

>>34739185
And I love my sisters. You guys are fine too.

Ended up going out to a Red Robin after Em got home. This damn woman wants to get caught or something, I swear she was mashing her mouth on mine whenever anyone was nearby. Tried to scold her in the way back, all she would say is "What's wrong with kissing your brother?".

Also I'm glad you're continuing to do well Lucy. You've got me wanting to see Emma with short hair now.

>>34739675
Ask her if she's an exhibitionist.
And if she'll get a haircut for you.
And if she has a cuck fetish.

>>34739675
So does Em know you post here? what if she also posted here :p

>>34739675
>>34739788
Ask her if that post a few months ago was really her

>>34739765
She hates women with short hair, so I doubt she would. I'm also not that serious, I like her hair right now.

>>34739788
>>34739814
If that wasn't Emma, then it's the fucking weirdest and most specific coincidence that ever happened. But it definitely was her, she showed me that thread specifically and asked if I posted in it.

>>34739814
>post a few months ago
Have a link to it on an archive?
>>34739910
So does she know your tripcode password, and so if you are arrested she can make your final post?

>>34739910
>She hates women with short hair
Blasphemy

>>34739185
I love you guys too
Also, on account of a snowstorm, K cancelled, it supposed to be bad enough that he got an email from his school saying it was closed for the day
He just wanted to hang out and was gonna ask if I wanted to see John Wick 2 since it's coming out on Friday and I said sure

>>34739953
Oh, I didn't trip back then. I think the only post I had made at the time was the nipple piercing post. She doesn't know I post anymore, I think she thinks I stopped after I left her that message.

>I dont want to say too much but my name is NOT Emily. and I'M NOT attracted to him at all!
RIP

>>34740016
Stay warm, stay safe.

>>34740059
>She doesn't know I post anymore, I think she thinks I stopped after I left her that message.
you should tell her you keep us posted

>>34740103
>Stay warm, and stay safe
I had to put on pants and socks, the wood floor is cold

>>34740144
I bet your dad is also cold, snuggle to conserve heat

>>34740144
Are you using your phone's browser? If so, you should still be able to highlight words so you don't have to type them out all the time.

Also, either cuddle with daddy or try working on your letter more.

>>34740226
I forgot to try the browser, just instinctually opened the app and fucked up quoting it, sorry again

I might go to his bed after I give the letter a little work

>>34740271
No need to be sorry, it still doesn't bother me. It'd just make posting a bit quicker and easier for you.

Good luck with your letter.

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>>34712470
>tfw everyone you know has cool siblings who hang out with them
>tfw yours are boring as fuck

>>34740555
Spend some time trying to teach them to do things that interest you

>>34736622
Stuff. It's like corny indy stuff. Like stuff every non-stacy likes. M83, Radiohead, Cake, MGMT that stuff.

>>34739675
It's weird for everyone else. My family is struggling with it because I just look completely different. It's all styled right now but I probably won't ever style it myself. They just keep getting surprised because it's not like "me."

>>34740606
Sorry if this upsets you in any way, but I'm curious.
Does your stutter interfere with you singing, or does it not affect you because it's not regular talking?

>>34740606
It's lovely to see you post so much Lucy, wishing all the best.

>>34740781
I always catch myself and start stuttering. Like I'll sing some naturally and then realize I'm singing okay and start stuttering. I usually just hum.

>>34740820
thanks

One more sleep and I can hug my imouto

>>34741321
Don't try anything lewd with her until she's at least 15

>>34741404
No underage lewd, just hugging and kissing

>>34740606
I'm gonna get off my phone in a bit and try and sleep
Before I go I think you'd like this song, just a shot, everyone's got their tastes
https://youtu.be/spluCmG0efM
It was nice to talk Lucy, I'll probably poke in and out through the night as much as I tell myself not to

>>34741556
It's alright.

You need more sleep, put your phone across the room from you so you'd have to endure the cold to reach it. Resist the temptation.
Or leave it in your room and go sleep with your dad.

When will Pat realize that H is best waifu

>>34742019
When you realize that she's shit

Sleepytime bump. Rest well everyone.

tl;dr I'm a fucking idiot who got the "Oops, gotta pull out" impulse even though we were doing anal, and a big fat wad landed on Em's crotch.

I'm gonna go panic attack myself to sleep now.

>>34743153
Simple solution, just never pull out.

>>34743153
Does she actually enjoy it? Or is she just going along for you? Do YOU enjoy it?

I wish people told me how easy it is to wash your hair when it's short. Also my sister wouldn't stop playing with it and touching my head which felt nice. I'll always be happy with her wanting to touch me in any way.

>>34743891
>I wish people told me how easy it is to wash your hair when it's short.

theres a reason guys only need 10 minutes or so to take a shower.

>>34744343
>not taking 2 hours to shower
I don't even care for showering, except for when I', in the middle of it

I guess I'll bump since I'm awake.

>>34743496
She does, yeah. At least she sure acts like she does. She prefers normal sex though.

Oregano bump is a go!

Something something bump

burger wagecucks wake up/get home already

>>34748909
Nigga it's 9 AM. We're not all NEETs, some of us have school and jobs to go to.

>>34749192
Yeah, some of us have jobs and are busy! I am not one of those people

>>34749284
What do you do at home other than vidya / 4chan?

>>34749284
Yea me neither, but I cleaned the kitchen floor Because I spilled milk

>>34749503
Are you lactating?

>>34749728
It was chocolate milk

why is this thread full of tripfiggots

>>34749869
So we can make sure we know that the person telling us the story is who they say they are, and not someone rping as them.

>>34749761
So you lactate chocolate milk?

>>34749869
Hey newfriend, check the archives if you want to know what these threads are about and why there are so many trips.

>>34750088
I fucking wish, I like chocolate milk sometimes,

>>34750277
So you want to be lactating. But to achieve that, you have to get preggo first

>>34750430
I know that, it'd still be cool

>>34750430
>>34750465
There are ways other than pregnancy

>>34750262
no, spoonfeed me pelase

>>34750563
Like pills?
Anal guy?

>>34750607
>Anal guy
Yeah

http://www wikihow com/Lactate

Here's the basics. There are other ways, too

>>34750715
Thanks but I'm good with not lactating for now

>>34749491
Nothing. I'm sure there are tons of great activities I could do around the house but I enjoy doing nothing. My parents got me a WiiU which is a lot of fun. I'm okay with video games.

>>34750853
You and everyone I've ever met. It's why I don't ever bother bringing it up

>>34750928
Eh, it's not a big deal
Didn't you say your wife tried pills or something?

>>34750928

God dammit Anal guy, your corruption doesn't work on all of us like it does for Pat.

>>34751303
My wife is vanilla as hell. I can barely get her to let me go down on her

>>34751361
K. I'll go back to lurking then

>>34750895
>>34751303
Did you two sleep well? Have any interesting dreams?

>>34751585
Pretty normal night, I had a dream but I can't remember what was going on but I remember hearing Billy Joel

>>34751585
I just woke up and I already have a (You)

I fell asleep at like 3:00 last night then woke up at 9:00ish and then fell asleep again until now. It was good sleep though, my head was cold.

I dreamed about my sister and I dreamed about being on a playground.

>>34751929
Aww, that's cute. Were you a kid when you were on the playground?

>>34751972
I think so. We were like being knights and stuff and we had a princess. I was like a not very good knight that stayed behind with her. I was just kind of playing with other kids in my head.

>>34752058
>I was like a not very good knight that stayed behind with her.
Or maybe you just wanted to have some alone time with the pretty princess, and stayed behind to become her bff.

And now I have to look up if there's ever been a princess/queen that married another girl

>>34752170
Catherine the Great of Russia was a known bisexual. And extremely... Sexually liberated

>>34752170
Well you know I'm quite the player so I was doing my thing to get in that princess gown.

>>34752258
Thanks, all I could find was Disney theories and porn.
She never married a woman though, oh well.

>>34752281
Yes, we all know you secretly host female-only orgies on Sundays.

>>34752388
I can't remember if she actually married anyone. But she had a revolving door of sexual partners. When done with one, she'd give them a severance package and send them off. If memory serves right, she had a maid that they conjecture that she loved and fucked for her entire life. That was as close to a life partner as she got back then.

I doubt you'll find any cases of gay/lesbo rulers however. It has to be done hush hush due to political alliance marriages and the pressure to produce an heir. There were rumors of various English monarchs being bi or gay. It's also thought Louis the 14th was gay.

It was pretty wide spread back then. Just not open

>>34752388
I wish. I haven't really been "touched" in that way for a while.

>tfw I won't ever get to experience those kinky locker room group scenes

>>34752495
Have you tried bringing up any sexual activities while talking with your sister?

>>34752566
No, I avoid anything kind of sexual after she got upset with me in the cabin. Now I just accept her good night kisses and cuddle.

>>34752615
I think she was just mad because you were being forceful without her consent.
I don't know for sure, and I'm not trying to ruin your relationship with her, but I think if you asked her about getting a bit sexual, she might go along with it. Worst case scenario, she gets mad at you for bringing it up, but she could also be waiting for you to do something to push your relationship forward.
Whatever you choose to do, good luck. I hope things work out well for you in the end.

>>34751449
We love you, please come back.

Did college girl do the threesome with her roomate?

>>34752937
No, she doesn't want STDs

>>34752961
Ah yes, I forgot her roomate has all diseases known to man.

>>34752911
Nope. It's been made clear that someone doesn't want me to trip

too bad i'm only child and will never know the joy of imoutos

>>34752806
We got serious all of the sudden. She seems normal but I'm scared of really upsetting her and making her distant. It's harder for me to say things, I can't really make it seem natural and slide it in at a good time. Lately it's been a lot of her holding me and whispering to me and I just listen.

>>34753327
And I'm okay with that for now. I meant to say that

>>34753327
>>34753346
That's fine. Whatever you think is best. Just remember that she'll always be your little sister and she'll always love you.

Lunch time love tap

One more time for the taps of love

>tfw starting up the daily routine of taking my pants off and pretending I'm asleep in hopes of the off chance my sister gets turned on when she comes to say hi to me

>>34754389
Let us know if it works.
Do you shave/trim down there?

>>34754389
I'll tell you from years of experience not to get your hopes up that that'll work
But it's comfy, so there's that

>>34754547
How's your letter coming?

If you can't think of anything to write, maybe write about how you enjoy cooking for him and taking care of things like chores for him, and that you feel safe and secure when he's near you.

>>34754694
I've added a bit since then, but I'm stuck between saying everything I want, but potentially handing him an essay, and trying to keep it short and sweet but potentially leaving something out

>>34754497
It didn't

I have tried before and I messed something up and it got kind of stingy and itchy so I don't anymore. It's not really thick anyways, the real issue would be the tiny bit that isn't in the normal area like the little bit on my thighs. As long as I'm not in a swimsuit, which never really happens, I'm okay.

>>34754547
This isn't the first time I have tried it and it probably won't be the last, but it has failed to really do much of anything.

>>34754935
Say everything that you need to say. If it takes him an hour to read then so be it.

>>34754969
>I have tried before and I messed something up and it got kind of stingy and itchy
Umm... Alright, be careful if you ever try it again.
Or ask your sister to help you

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>>34755052
Alright, it's not gonna be crazy or anything, just a little on the longer side
>>34754969
Try pic related, its not good for legs but it's super easy for down there, it's not gonna make it smooth like a baby but it's easy

Bleh, I panicked this morning and tried to talk Em into getting morning-after pills. She said not to worry about it, I probably insisted harder than I should've, she got kinda mad and accused me of not loving her. Why I gotta feel like shit for trying to take care of her.

And now I'm drowning my sadness with mom porn, why am I so fucked.

>>34755052
The spoiler is probably a good idea, to be honest. And I'm not just saying that because it's vaguely lewd. At the very least she'll probably have some good tips.

>>34755512
You'd have to be one unlucky motherfucker for her to get pregnant from a drop of cum falling on her puss. Don't make a habit out of doing it, but relax.

I swear I had something I wanted you to ask Emma, but I forgot what it was. I'll probably remember later.

Here's a random question for trips and anyone I guess.

Would you be willing to carry a baby yourself? Forget about all the incest baby concerns, just would you be cool with having a baby in you for your "sibling or father love"? everyone answer, dudes included