How small does your penis have to be for a girl to laugh at it?

>>34712414
It can be any size that isn't obviously monstrously huge because women are spatially unaware and can't accurately measure things.

A woman will laugh at any cock especially if you pay them

Please remember that women are ego monsters and really just want to feel better about being themselves and will do whatever they need to accomplish this.

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How the hell is there not a viable penis enlargement treatment? The vast majority of doctors, scientists, and engineers are men, you'd think that would be a top priority. We can give women responsibility-free sex with a pill, why can't we figure out how to grow dicks?

And baldness, for that matter.

>>34712414
maybe under 5 inches i dont really know though

t. legitimate 8x6

below 6 inches

>>34712528
>t. legitimate 8x6

Then post proofs

>tfw barely 5 inches

>>34712543
I'd bump that up to 7 or 8 due to porn.

>>34712414
>tfw would suck it if it wasn't so hairy

small peepees are cute

>>34712551
>posting dick pics on 4chan

no thanks my dude

>>34712525
>doctors, scientists, and engineers are men
They all packin

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>>34712414
Someone get her a BWC.

>>34712586
Then I'll assume you're 4x3

Anything smaller than 8 maybe 7.5 tops is risking humuliation.
Thats before the critique of your sexual performance where the judging is even more harsh.

>>34712604
why? id have no reason to lie on the internet but dont believe me if you want it wont change the size of my dick

>>34712604
not him but
tfw AM 4x3 ;___;

would love to see her laughing while bent over and absorbing all 1.3 inches of his man penis. moar

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under 7"

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>>34712414
>tfw that is how big I am soft

>>34712879

>reverse google image search
>nothing
>reverse desuarchive search
>nothing
>real grill saying this

uh oh

>>34713028
rehturd alert

>>34712899
Holy shit same dood

>>34712879
goddamn she's gorgeous

>>34712414
5 inches and below

>>34713048
you post here

orig621866

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>tfw 6x5 and completely satisfied

Under 5 is dodgy
Under 4.5 is where the automatic HAHAHAHAAH starts

>>34712720
Shit dude, you're pretty much only useful for taking cocks up the ass.
Sorry.

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>>34712471
>tfw 7.5" by 6.5"
>girlfriend says it was average

i'm in the 97th percentile by volume damn it

>>34713549
she's been blacked, dude.

>>34713596

how the FUCK am i supposed to compete

you've gotta have a 9 inch dick just to raise an eyebrow

>7x5.5"
>Only girl who's seen it said it was huge
>still 35 virgin
It's an abstract kind of feel I'm not used to.

The only time I laughed at a dick was precisely the opposite. The guy was HUGE. HUGE. he was ugly but good lord his dick was... More than 20 cm and soooo thick... I laughed because I knew I couldn't take it. And so it was, I couldn't take more than the tip. I laughed because of the Absurdity of the situation. But it was a specific type of laughter, though. Like "wow this is amazing" laughter.

>>34712414
shorter than your middle finger
yes this means taller people are held to higher standards

>>34713870
but what if I also have tiny hands

>>34712525
It does, it's just being suppressed by the elite.But do not fret for Trump will release this supressed alien technology eventually. But in the meanwhile GET SUM SUPER MALE VITALITY.

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this is waht it takes to satisfy even a small girl these days

>>34713881
then she'll laugh before you even attempt to drop your pants

>>34712879
>tfw yours is actually that size

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Anything below 7 inches is liable for laughter because most women are absolute size queens.
If it's below 5 inches, probably gonna get some giggling and name calling.
Below 4? I hope you like SPH.

>>34714199
its because Chad's dick is that big

>>34714483
>~.5 inches
Is there a level for this low

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>>34714540
>.5
I'm pretty sure not. Since even most flaccid and micro penises are about 2 inches erect.

If .5 is a thing, only a truly cruel woman would laugh at someone with a legitimate medical disability.

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>mfw I'm 7x5 but my hands are lolhuge and make it look small
>>34714592
Only thing I can think that is .5 is a clit.

>>34714199

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO COMPETE

>>34714592
It's probably about 1inch erect but it doesn't stick out at all even slightly when not

>>34712414
I don't see why a normal girl would laugh at anything above 4". Unless she's into BBC porn and/or already rode the cock carousel. In wich case, why would you even want to fuck such girl?

>>34714696
Post it, I'm fairly certain you're mismeasuring it. I'm almost positive there's never been a penis smaller than around 2 inches erect unless horribly deformed.

>>34714199
>>34714654
She's barely riding it. She'd never be able to actually get fucked by something like that without getting blown the fuck out.

>>34714747
I'm not going to post it but if there has never been I'm sure it's not but I'll measure it again. How am I supposed to do it right?

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>>34714777
Measuring tape or a ruler would work. Get fully erect and measure from the absolute base of the shaft itself.

I still would like a picture to see for myself, but if what you say is true, you could potentially have one of the world's smallest penises.

>>34714828
>you could potentially have one of the world's smallest penises
Why do I have a feeling this is just bait. Just hard to believe anyone has a dick that small. Unless they are a baby.

>>34714863
on the internet no one knows your a babby

>>34714863
You do know Micropenis is an actual medical term, right?

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>>34714898
>>34714863
>Fucking forgot to link it
I'm a dumbass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

>>34714828
alright I'll measure it in a bit
>>34714863
It's not bait but I probably just measured wrong when I did before.

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>>34714898
Yes but to be THAT small is hard to believe.
>>34714892
Just like no one knows I'm a bear.

>>34714912
I am now very grateful for each of my 5.6" inches.

>>34714958
Don't be. It won't satisfy any sexual partners.

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>>34714958
sorry, too small kiddo

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>>34714938
Just look at the related image in the link I posted, that man's penis is legit just the head and no shaft at all.

>>34714958
Literally the average, if super slightly above.

>>34714975
>>34714991
Bullies

>>34713752
How is this even possible? I need a greentext

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>>34712879

we arent talking about forehead size

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>Was slightly above 4" for most of puberty
>Consign myself to dicklet status
>Dick starts growing faster at 17, eventually get 5" around 18 and figure I stopped growing
>Measured my dick the other day
>5.5"
>Can still lose some weight and work towards a stronger erection with cardio and kegels

>>34715087
nbpel or bpel?

>>34712414
>I'm 6 inches

At least I don't have to worry about it being laughed at unless it's a roastie or a cunt.

>>34714912
I would not wish a micro dick on anyone.

>>34715141
Nbpel I think, I was in the middle of jacking off and my erections are short-lived without attention so I just grabbed a ruler and lined it up.

>>34714199
>WoW tramp stamp

Why?

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>>34714757
>>34714757

wrong. i have proofs. how do i remove sound from a webm?

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>>34715215
Mfw i have a microdick

>>34715298
Damn! right in the ol turdcutter

>>34714199

no ones dick is actually this big right

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>>34715252

>that's the shy girl in your guild

>>34715298

Google cloud convert, remove the audio track when converting

>>34715334
that's probably 10"
so yeah, someone is that big

>>34712414
girls don't really understand how penises work in my experience
they think that a soft penis size is the same size as it is hard

>>34713106
she looks like her face was smacked with a hot frying pan

bumpi for this >>34714916 yo be done in a bit

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>tfw 4.5x5
>tfw humiliation fetish

it all worked out

>>34716556
Even if measured by researchers I don't think there will ever be a good sample of dick sizes. Most people would only agree to get their dick measured if they were confident it was at least average

>>34716614
That's why it needs to be done regardless of consent

>>34716614
They could be paid participants, I'd do it for $20 if it was anonymous

Some psychology kids at my university were doing a study for best friends pairs who were born outside of the country and also in different countries from each other. $15 compensation, me and my friend went and answered stupid questions on friendship for 20 minutes then used the money to get weed and pizza lol. So yeah paid studies are a thing

>>34712414
women dont laugh at dicks ...

>>34714916
alright gonna do it now

>>34714828
alright at about 2.2 at full. Sorry to mislead. Must have measured wrong before

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>>34717621
See! I told you. But still, I'm sorry you're so small. I'm sure it looks really cute.

>>34717666
>666

It's really just a stub

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>>34717712
I know, but I think tiny dicks are cute dear anon.

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>>34712414
consult the chart.

>>34717727
Well hopefully I can find someone like you someday so at least you can get that out of it

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>>34717768
I hope you find someone who can accept your tiny penis too, dear anon. Good luck and stay strong!

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>>34717741
That one was made up by scam artists selling dick pills, this is a more legit one

>>34712525
There's actually a bunch of website forums where guys are finding various ways to enlarge their penises slightly. Usually about an inch over a year period. Most people do 1 hour shower type massages and stuff but some people reported to destroying their penis tissue. I just avoid it because I don't think it's worth the risk.

>>34717741
This one more is accurate.
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>>34717808
Good thing you mentioned that. It really is a fake chart.

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Anything below 7 inches, 7 inches is the bare minimum

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>>34715068
niice one, anon.

>>34717808
>>34717863

>coping chart
>implying women prefer 6 x 4.5 to 8x6
Sorry, but you'd need to be severely delusional to believe this.

>>34712414
When hard, anything under 4in is hard not to laugh at

Smallest I encountered was a 3 hard, I wanted to die. I'm a small girl with a fat pussy, but he was so small, he could barely fit his tip in

>>34714199
God she's actual perfection, it hurts

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>>34717945
Please let me stick my modest 5 incher inside you

>>34717945
is over 6 inches enough for a woman? also post fat pussy, I am interested in what that even means

>>34717945
What would be your preferred? I'm exactly at 6" and feel like a scrub sometimes.

7.75 x 5.25 here

feel small as fuck

i am 6'1 and my gf is 5'9 ;(

>>34712414
When hard, anything under 4in is hard not to laugh at

Smallest I encountered was a 3 hard, I wanted to die. I'm a small girl with a fat pussy, but he was so small, he could barely fit his tip in

I continued messed with him because wanted to see him flaccid. Finally got him to show me and it just looked like a mushroom cap sitting on two balls

>>34713549
>tfw 5x4.5"
I'd kill to have a dick over 7"

>>34717945
>>34718079
I remember my first time on 4chan. Posting is hard.

>>34717741
>tfw in the middle of "not satisfying"

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>>34718220
>tfw half-way to great

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>>34717808
>dick size isnt near the colours

>>34718268
how big is it then?

And got a below average limp dick but its above average erect.

>>34717741

People say this is a troll chart, but it seems realistic to me.

>>34717808
>tfw too long to be most enjoyable. :(

>>34717942
>implying any woman would call getting speared by an 11 x 7.5 dick 'enjoyable'
Sorry, but you'd need to be severely delusional to believe this.

>>34718531

Honestly, I think you're underestimating how large vaginas are, and how much most women like the feeling of getting stretched out.
Also, that would be 11 x 7.25

>>34718141
Kill me anon, and take my 8 incher. Its the only good part of my body.

>>34714975
This is bullshit!
Roastie here. I've had 2 male partners in my life. The current, and second, is shorter than the first. Belive it or not, I genuinely prefer it. I can get it all the way in which allows for a lot more freedom while fucking, plus a lot of grinding.
It makes me sad to see threads like these here.

>>34718607
This proves there is no god.
Why would he make some people good looking and tall and whatever with very small dicks, then give others who might not get laid at all 10 inch dicks.
I saw a picture of a person with down syndrome with a massive dick, but they're fucking infertile.
What the fuck goes on with genetics.

>>34712720
me too breh

it's horrible and I wish i was dead every single day

5.25x5.75 with a fat head but a somewhat heavy curve. It feels okay man. I would prefer a bigger dick but I'm a gay bottom so it doesn't really matter.

>>34717835
Yeah I'd rather not ruin my dick jelqing

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>>34719157
I also started going bald at 22, I'm 25 now and looked into propecia, which is a very common hair regrowth prescription. That shit will literally make your dick not function anymore. I began thinking...what's the point of being attractive to a woman if my dick won't even work?

>>34719157
I've gotten about .5 inch in length and .3 inch in girth jelqing. I stopped doing it regularly because I had a scare one day from squash jelqing.

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>>34712414
>This is what white women had to deal with for hundreds of years
No wonder they hop on BBC so quickly!!!

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Dicks have been getting larger and larger, women expect only the best meat missiles.

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>>34719211
Time to adjust to the new chart my dudes!!

>>34713549
I bet you are lying and actually 5.5 inches

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>>34719209
>This is women what had to white deal for hundreds with of years

>>34716556
>99.2 percentile for penis girth
Feels good man

>>34719137
Damn, I was so optimistic reading the beginning of this, and then reality hit hard.

>>34719287
That's a statistically average dick size, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

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>>34712414

I have an average 5-6 inch dick and I had two women laugh at me when seeing it. They expect the porno/dildo dick, otherwise it's tiny as fuck.

Pic as proof. Women don't give a shit, they know a guys weakness and will insult them. Imagine if I laughed at a woman's body when seeing it. I'm still a virgin too.

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>>34719307
>Women
>Laughing a perfectly large and fat cock
Fucking bitches. I think you have a nice dick, dear anon. Though I'd shave the pubes, or at least groom them, they're a bit scraggly.

>>34719307
it's probably the bumps and the left tilt that make it unappealing

>>34719202
it's a sub 10% chance to fuck your dick up. I'm on propecia and my junk works fine.

Up to you how brave you are.

>>34719345

So not only is size an issue, but the tilt now too? What the fuck man.

>>34719338

Yeah, never trimmed them or anything before. Never cared to either.

>>34719307
I-I'd suck it anon. If you'ren't disgusting otherwise...

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>>34719279
>Photoshoping a BBC into it being white
LMAO loser

>>34719299

Being average is something to be ashamed of when you're a heterosexual man. The majority of women are comparing you to guys that are better than average.

>>34719440
FUCK ME I NEED HER NAME

>>34719440
>>34719440
>>Photoshoping a BBC into it being white
kek

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>>34719441
>be gay
>average sized dick
>tell str8 boi its ok about his dick size
>nah its bad for a str8 guy
feels breddy good man

>>34719472
your last two meme text don't make sense

My dick is only 5 inches... fucking sucks.

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>dick is 3.5 inches long
ITS NOT FAIR

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>>34712414

Does it REALLY matter what size you are if you are attractive? Say you're a 10/10 chad. You're ripped as a greek god, have sexy hair, piercing eyes that make pussies wet everywhere, a voice that gives her the butterflies. But you have a 6 inch dick. Still, wouldn't that not matter so much if you're making her pussy gush just by looking at you?

Is a beer bellied 5/10 'bro' really more desirable than an average to less than average sized 10/10 chad just for having an 8-incher?

I mean, if pic related has a loose roastie i'd still cum instantly just because she's so hot.

If an ugly ogre had the tightest pussy ever, i'd probably cum but it'd take alot of mental effort just to stay hard. My fleshlight is tight too and that accounts for nothing if i'm not watching or thinking a sexy woman.

>>34717808
holy shit I made it into average.. fuck yes

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>>34717808
>dick is right in the center of the bull-eye

Sorry ladies. I'm taken by my 2D waifu.

>>34712568
Nah, only women who are inexperienced/idiots. I feel like all of my fucking friends (femanon) laugh at any flaccid penis because of porn, but once you're hard and it's at least 5 1/2 or 6 inches you'll be fine.

Anyone else kind of okay with their average dick except its a grower and shrinks really really small when flaccid? I cant fucking stand that. I feel like everyone's sizing me up and seeing a little bump down there.. Males mostly. It creeps me the fuck out how guys literally look at crotches more than girls, in order to see who they're 'superior' to.

>>34719544
Yeah if you are 10/10 you might even get away with a 4-5 incher

But if you are cursed with a micro penis, it doesn't matter how attractive you are, you're fucked

>>34719544

I'm a 31KHV so don't give too much weight to my opinion, but...

From what I've seen, most women would prefer an outwardly attractive guy so long as he doesn't have a micro-penis. Most women will get MUCH more out of being able to go out in public with you without feeling ashamed, or even being proud to be seen with you. There'd be other ways to enjoy sex if you had a small penis, but so long as you're average I don't think it'd be a huge issue.

I've also talked to at least one Japanese woman who said her boyfriends penis was too large for her and it caused her all sorts of pain after sex, but for all I know there could have been other issues like not being attracted to him anymore that caused her to feel like that.

I've also heard it said that a woman's vagina can and should adjust somewhat to your size, and with kegal exercises could even possibly find a way to get more pleasure out of a smaller guy.

>>34714199
Ya no this brings me physical pain just fucking looking at this

>>34714958
5.6 is fine don't let the bullies put you down

>>34719441
I constantly hear this crap on 4chan and then see you all immediately turn around and do the exact same thing with your standards for women

>>34719307
Jesus christ, at least shave and take a decent photo.

>>34719307
Nice dick but trim them pubes or nobody is ever going to fucking suck it. You can tell if a woman is going to laugh at a flaccid penis if she still thinks that "vagina" is vulva, so sorry but that's most women? Just find somebody smart

>>34712525
There is, they cut the ligament underneath so it hangs out father, then they 'deglove' the dick, which means pealing the skin off, and they put in cadaver dead guy flesh/fat to make it thicker and reglove it.

>>34712702
Why not post proof? Its an anonymous board.

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get piggered

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>6x5 inches, not great but it gets the job done
>bends to the left a bit
What to women think of this? I've heard people say it adds pleasure due to more surface area being covered, bit it also looks unsightly.
Pic related isn't me, but it's the closest thing I could find

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>>34712414
Lmfao you know it's bad when an asian even finds it laughable. I'm 7'-7.5 and i'm afraid that it's going to hurt the girl when we're having sex. Honestly glad it's not bigger than that, having a monster cock is not a blessing at all. 7' seems just right.

>>34712414
Oh yes goy. Anything but tyrone's penis is small. Don't try to get with any women, they'll just laugh at you. Yes goy, don't breed. Let your race go extinct .

>>34719440
reported for stupid chain shit

>>34720348
Mine is very similar.
Girls love it actually. You can reach their g spots more easily.
It's not that unsightly either IMO, it looks pretty cool.
There are a lot of people with curved penises btw, it's pretty normal.

>have asian gf
>always tells me how big it is
>actually goes near ahegao during sex
>dick is only barely 5"

Get a virgin gf and dick size wont matter, trust me. Theyll be completely used to your size because its the first. A plus if they dont watch 3d pornos like mine so they wont expect 8 inch dongs.

>>34720616
>Get a virgin gf
That seems pretty difficult in the current state of degeneracy in these Godless nations

>>34720651
it depends on where you live. I live in the PNW so in major cities any girl past Junior year in high school has rode the cock carousel, but in small towns they tend to at least only have sex in established relationships

>>34720616
I need some asian girls, where do they congregate

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>>34712879
How big are your tits maybe we can laugh at each others heh

>>34720706
Vancouver, Toronto, Seattle, San Francisco, LA, and NYC

>>34720706
Asia

oraoraoriginal

>>34720736
>NYC
should know this, I live 10 mins from the city

I have 4 inches and nobody has ever laughed about it to my face. But I stopped having sex with girls and became a trap because I couldn't deal with the internal humiliation.

Also some white trash type sluts might actually laugh at you for having a small dick but they're all disease-ridden whores. Just date nice people.

>>34719440
youafr emean

>>34712414
>I-I guess I should just put these back on..

>>34712525
Thundersplace forum.

It's not treatment. It's excercise.

>small penis humilliation makes me hard
>have a normal sized dong

weird feel.

>>34712528
We want proof!

>>34721778
Can we see your dong?

>>34719440
I didn't ask for this!!!

J- Jerk...

>>34718867
No idea, I look younger than I really am, and have hardly any facial hair.

>>34712525
I'm in an extender right now
Let me give you the run down. Stretching works best. Jelqs also work but most people are absolutely retarded and have no control over their blood flow and start erect jelqing which is what explodes then breaks your fucking dick. Get an extender. Pumps are fun. Good in conjunction with clamping.

>>34720539

Why the fuck would their g-spot be on the left side?

>>34723250

Because it's curved upward.

>>34719812
How do I trim?
Do I use scissors or what?

>>34724483

yea but his penis is curved leftwards

>>34712414
What's her name? She's hot

I wana fap to that

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>>34712414
Anything under 5'', really.

If your dick is <5'' just don't try to have sex unless she's a womanlet or inform the person beforehand so she won't be disappointed

>mfw 6.2''
>mfw dick is curved to the side
>mfw I'm a KHV
Just kill me, desu

>>34724916
I'm just under six erect.

GF pussy is small do it's like a normal girl getting an 8 inch

>>34724927
If your dick isn't curved to the sides just be thankful, I seriously fucking hate this.

I'd give one inch just to have a straight dick or to have it curve upwards or downwards just not to the fucking side.
Fuck REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

>>34724951

Why does it even matter if it curves to the side? Never heard of this shit before. Not only do you have to worry about size, shape, and look but you also have to worry about curvature now?

WHATS HER NAME REEEEEEEE OP TELL ME

>>34719472
Fags are bigger size queens than women

>>34719686
We're talking about female preferences, not tranny preferences, gayboy

>>34719600
based

I said based

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>>34712414
Under 7 inches, and you're practically a girl.
8 or 9 is the ideal size.

>>34717808
these are average dick sizes

>>34717741
and this is preferred

deal with it

Fuck you I hate these threads
I have a 9cm penis
FUCK YOU WHY ME

>>34725122
>9cm
Looks like you're also Australian lad. Couldn't get any worse

>>34725109

Uhh, wrong. It's the same chart.

>>34712496
Of course women will laugh if you pay to. You're paying them to laugh at tiny pee pee

>>34714700
> Unless she's into BBC porn and/or already rode the cock carousel
> In wich case, why would you even want to fuck such girl?

Because that's...all of them.

>>34719307
>I have an average 5-6 inch dick and I had two women laugh at me when seeing it. They expect the porno/dildo dick, otherwise it's tiny as fuck.

Same here. A supposedly healthy sized 6"x5.5". (no, I won't post pics you fucking faggots)

Seems like they expect all dicks to be their 12"x10" horse like oversized dildos.

>>34719440
Why do you people do this?

>>34718141

Dick bro. I feel you.

Anyone else /lowTCock/ here?

>tfw my penis looks like a 13 year olds

>>34713672
Well I have a 9" cock. I don't think just having 9" means everything. You have to remember women vaginas, like men penises comes in many different shape and sizes. So it could just be your gf just have a deep pussy.

>>34725049
No, I'm a femanon. That's a vagina she's putting that in, I'm pretty sure putting that thing in an ass is so much more believable

>>34724748
You can use scissors, but they have some pretty cheap electric razors at Walmart. I got mine for about 14$, you can adjust the length you want the hair to be cut to.

>>34712414
micro penis >>>> autism

>tfw 4 inch dick and not a virgin
Sex is the biggest meme of our time, women aren't being satisfied during sex because they're all a bunch of fucking retards so far into their own heads that they can't disconnect and enjoy what's happening. If it wasn't for contraceptives we wouldn't be having as much sex and with as many partners as we are now, just let that sink in for a moment, it's all one big meme and I'm glad that the newest generation of kids are showing signs of wanting to do less drugs and have less sex. Hedonism leads to misery and it'll eventually lead to the collapse of the west.

>>34718004
>>34718039
>>34718041
1) That's a man, fags
2) If you're sub 7" your autistic ass will still be laughed out of the bedroom.

>>34725180
>Australians are the only people who use metric measurements

>>34725773
That's the horrible thing about being a white dude, and girl you try and have sex with could have been pounded by a gigantic nigger dick

>>34727507
>women aren't being satisfied during sex because they're all a bunch of fucking retards so far into their own heads that they can't disconnect and enjoy what's happening
or maybe it's because you have a 4 inch dick? lel

>>34717621
Nobody believes you, fuck off.

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>>34727768
holy hell

No survivors

How to shrink it? Want smaller.

>>34719544
No, it doesn't anon. If you are in decent shape, make an effort with your appearance, then it will not matter what dick size you are. The trap everyone is falling into seems to be that they believe a girl ONLY cares what size dick you have, when it's clearly not the case. AT ALL

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>>34728455
>it will not matter what dick size you are
Dream on, 4" :^)

Fembots, how do you feel about male insecurity concerning penis size?

Does it make you feel sorry for men on some level?

>>34729111
Lmao, when aroused a woman's vagina stretches up to her liver? Hahahaha.

>>34729464
Just the ones that are under seven inches.

>>34729464
No, its actually pretty cathartic to watch

>>34713549
I'm 7.25 x 6 and fucking a slutty chick with a tongue ring and she says it's really big. She can't even be on top because it hits her cervix too much.

I don't believe you. My crazy bitch ex gf called my dick small once just to fuck with me though.

5x5 here. Fucked a few dozen girls, none have ever laughed. At least half cum.

Some girls, when we get to talking, do admit that a huge dick is hot as fuck, and can be a lot of fun, but can also really hurt or just suck in general. An average dick attached to a guy who knows what hes doing will be better more consistently, apparently.

And yes, depending on the girl, I can and have made girls cum without clit stimulation. Just dick. Dont lose hope robots.

>>34729553
Honestly, why? Why would you be so cruel?

>>34720736
Do they date /fit/ computer science khhv blackbots though?

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>>34729513
What do you expect most of this bullshit is made up by cucks

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>>34729111
>being this bad at human anatomy

>>34719544
Literally yes. I heard from a girl at my work, who was a landwhale btw, about her former boyfriend who was ripped and 6'3" and handsome, but he had a 6 inch dick so she had to break up with him. I wish I was joking.

>>34714199
Sauce on this matress actress?

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>tfw you have to be some form of mythical creature to satisfy an average woman these days

>>34730374
Sauce on this girl, who the fuck is she and why is she doing this?

>>34730374
>tfw 95% of men are below 7 inches and you are still not good enough at 7

>>34729553
>men just want to be big enough so that you like having sex with them and feel like they can never have satisfied happy partners because of this
>still laughing at them for feeling useless and unlovable
roasties are heartless

>>34730044
>this guy is huge and ripped and bigger than most men
>he is still fucked
why do guys even try anymore. if most of them are too small to satisfy why do we even pretend to be lovable? my theory is a combination of roastie lies and desperate cognitive dissonance

I always thought I had a small dicklet till I'm hard. When I'm hard I'm 8 inches long by 7.2 girth feels good as fuck knowing this

>>34719440
disgusting, niggers should all be hung

>>34719440
those are getting creative

>5 inch dick
>gf wants to fuck me non-stop


Maybe you should find a gf that hasn't been ravaged by nigger dicks, how bow dat

>>34719440
>massive anthropological claims about the human evolution
>source jezebel and blacked.com
this is the likely the best meme i have ever seen

>tfw slightly above average so had some confidence
>find out anything below 8 inches is not even remotely good
why can't i ever be good

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>mfw I have a disgusting pearled penis
Why live

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>>34712414
>tfw gentile warts

>>34730433
https://xhamster.com/movies/6562094/bad_dragon_friends-34.html

>>34712525
Its part of medical ethics for a doctor to keep the integrity of the body, unless its done for the good of patient. E.G No surgeries of vainity (eg breast transplants) and yes to say prosthetics for someone who's lost a limb.

>>34716556
>6.5 x 5.25
>~80% x 83%
C-could be worse

>>34712525

I have like a 4 inch pencil dick, maybe 5 at best. I find that a cock ring helps. Makes it thicker, harder and a little longer. You also won't lose your erection cause of nerves and shit.

>6.5 inches long
>girthy base (7 inches) that gradually gets smaller into a 4.5 inch head
Am i fucked?

>>34731451
What a retarded thing to say.

also fuck you a thousand times.

>>34731451
> I can't tie your tubes, you might have a husband who wants babies in the future...

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who no confidence here
>go to school and do all my work diligently
>still get just ok grades
>go to work and do all my work diligently
>still forced to work long hours for shitty pay
>work hard at trying to be friends with people
>still nobody to talk to
>hopelessly romantic with high sex drive
>6x5 dick
the only joy in my life are the quiet moments when their is no noise

>>34732093
At least you don't have a micropenis

>>34732155
what difference does it make. women don't want guys my size or guys with micro dicks either way we are stuck with the fate that billions of men are stuck with. celibacy or pretend to be loved only to have sex die out later in the relationship and/or get cucked

>>34730886
cool story brosephina

>>34732093
im 4 inches. 6 aint that bad.

>>34732388
is it i am always told women will never be satisfied with it or want it

>>34712414
Under 3 inches - 100%
Under 4 inches - 90%
Under 5 inches - 75%
Under 6 inches - 50%

Anything over 7 will elicit mockery only by the worst possible kind of degenerate BLACKED size queens. Avoid those either way.

>>34732526
>if you are over 7 inches you will be fine otherwise there is a high chance you will be laughed at and humiliated
>95% percent of the world is below 7

>>34732603
Learn how to read, dipshit.

>>34732651
tell what i read wrong there

>tfw 6 inches
>tfw no woman will ever sincerely scream with pleasure taking it
>tfw they will never tell you how big it is
>tfw they will never love it
>tfw no part of you will be attractive and you will have to force women to be around you via money and social status and they will hate every second of it

>>34733117
I'll find you and I'll cut your dick you fucking bitch
come back when you're barely 3 inches

>>34734111
>he thinks both 6 is ok and three is bad
we are both fucked neither is good enough

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>it's another "your'e not big enough thread"

>>34734246
Six is perfectly fine, quit believing every meme you read.

>>34734279
what the fuck, did you pick the wrong picture?
I was in another thread a minute ago and there was the same picture

>>34719440
fuck you nigger cunt need originalio commento

>>34734279
what the fuck that isn't the image i posted i don't even have that in my library

>>34734405
>>34734287

fix your shit Hiro.

>>34734331
is it fine. cause if that is good enough for someone to like it and value you it uniquely then i will be happy enough to leave this board. but i am told that is bullshit and women will just barely tolerate it and always want someone bigger. if anyone can prove that it is good i will leave this board and never come back

>>34713549
Woman are fucking stupid when it comes to dick sizes.
My girlfriend's mom said something about 7 inches being a little less than average and I wanted to slap her across her stacy whore mouth

>>34735137

To be fair, they think that because guys lie to them
>oh yeah Stacy I'm a little over 7 inches
>is actually 5.5 inches

>>34735137
probably this >>34735202
Women are retarded

>>34712879
Google didn't found anything is that a real girl robot girl please time stamp

>>34712525
>How the hell is there not a viable penis enlargement treatment?
lab grown penis transplant surgery in like 10-20 years.

available now for super rich fags.

>>34729111

this is 100% accurate. I can feel this happening, you'll know you've hit the spot because its a spongy thing. If you ram into head on they cry, but if you slide past it they act like you just shot them up with heroin

>>34717808
>Right in the center of Most fun
Feels good man

>>34735202
depends on the girl. my dick is *actually* 7 inches on full bone and at least 6.75, and a girl told me THERES NO WAY THATS 7, 7 IS WAY HUGER

meanwhile now im seeing a chinese girl who wants to marry me, so its all about perspective

>>34736767

whats ur girth

>>34719440
Furniture must be not the the best way to way to

>>34734502
how do i know what women's actual preferences are. i am worried about this cause i hate myself and need the confidence boost

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I haven't measure it but Idk I think Is 4.5 inches at most. And bended to the right

>>34719440
what's she called?

>>34731774
Your dick sounds kinda hot
t. gaynon who bit his lip reading this...

>>34717808
My circumference is literally not even enjoyable. Fuck.

>>34717808
In the dark red, feels breddy good man
t. 5.25x5.75

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>>34737442
Pic related is 5.5 inches for reference.

>>34721778

You're in luck, anon. Most women consider normal sized dicks to be small.

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>>34712414
Erect?

About this small

Absolutely fucking useless except maybe being a living sex toy for bi couples

>>34737789
mfw this is literally my dick size
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>34737789
how thick? just out of curiosity

>>34712525
because males are disposable

>>34738033
Just take a guess

>>34738126
4.5 thick, 4 long?

>>34712525
Try losing weight, i've started lifting like 6 months ago in order to lose some weight and i suddenly realized my penis has grown 3cm longer in just 6 months when it had been the same size since i was 14.

>>34738126
It's a classic 4x4

>>34738159
>classic

but yeah, you're closest. basically bottom 5%

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>>34712594
That's so fuckimg adorable

Both of them

Shit

>>34738273
pls anon i need to know the thickness, for the sake of my own insecurity. mine is 4.5.

>>34738308
It's not adorable, it's disgusting. Asian women belong to Asian men.

>>34719440
What thrill do u get out if this?

>>34738360
You been colonized, bitch.
Now go cry on /r/asianmasculinity.

>>34738392
>asking a cuck shill what he gets from cuckposting

>>34738312

just above 4 1/4

>>34738426
I'm only a trivial percentage Asian. I identify as white.

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>>34712525
>6 inch penis
>Don't have your issues

>>34738459
thank you, my dear man. have a good night.

>>34712414
Smaller than 5" or 5" girth

>>34737789

god is a cruel fucking piece of shit

>>34719307
>>34720348
>>34737442
>>34737669
>>34737789

These are tiny, ugly dicks. Aesthetics matter as much as size. No woman would look at these and be attracted to it or feel any pleasure.

>>34738565
If you look at it that way. It can be hot exposing it to a bi couple with a guy who has one double your size.

They expect it to be at least average, and then you undo your pants and slowly pull them down and they see a little engorged boy size peen

>>34738823
What a bunch of perverts you all are.

>>34738624
t. sodomite

>>34738929

By all means, prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't because women know that tiny, ugly dicks, especially white dicks, are disgusting and unsatisfying.

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who the fuck are all these people with 5 inch width cocks?

that's the size of a fucking soda can

>>34738960
>especially white dicks
And there it is. You can't even contain your degenerate fetish for more than a couple of posts.

>>34739027

Prove me wrong. Post one example of a woman liking average dicks and/or white dicks.

Protip: you can't.

>>34738986
Go on the internet and read up on "circumference".

>>34738986

It's 5 inch circumference, not width.

>>34738986
it's circumference, not width you dolt

soda cans are a little under 8.5 inches in circumference, which wouldn't fit in anything but the most destroyed holes

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Rate my civilian virgin dick.

>>34739194
textbook average, but good looking

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>4.5" girth

what the FUCK is the point of living

>>34739194
smallish, but also ugly

>>34719440
fuck you

m8 thats underhanded

>>34739342
I'm 6'3 and have an average dick. I must die.

>>34719440
I... I just don't know why I always reply

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>>34739131
>>34739146
>>34739147
i don't understand

what's the difference?

>>34739365
don't worry anon, my dick's girth is just a little under 5" (length is about 6") and i haven't ever had a problem giving the few women i've had sex with a good time.

>dick a bit less than an inch shorter than a 16.9 oz water bottle
But
>cut
>brown
>fordyce's spots all over shaft as long as I can remember
This isn't fair, even when I win I lose.

>>34737442
What

That thing looks 7 at the shortest

>>34719440
Fantasy bs....

>>34739512
circumference is the length around your dick, width is the linear measurement from two opposite ends

>>34739537

How do you know they actually had a good time and weren't just flattering you though?

>>34719440
NIGGER
orginingials

>>34739632
girl 1: mega-slut ex-gf, if she didn't like sex with me she definitely wouldn't have stayed with me
girl 2: current gf, her body jolts like she's being electrocuted. she's not a good liar either.
girl 3: also a huge slut. she was just some tinder girl and had no reason to come back for more if she didn't have fun

slutty girls are more honest because they aren't going to waste their time with shitty sex. i'm not saying i'm 100% awesome at sex all the time because i'm not, but sex is a lot more than just penis-in-vagina

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>>34739874

How do you manage to do well on Tinder?

Also give us sex tips

>>34739632
if a girl wants to have sex with you more than once then you are probably decent at it

either that or she is really desperate to find a boyfriend