>At the beach >See these two Wat do?

Wonder why they have anorexia

>>34711270
gawk creepily for a few moments then remind myself they have no interest in me and turn away then feel sad for the rest of the day.

>>34711270
It's pretty fuckin wild how asian woman pubes are like mohawks.

walk up to them and blow on their pussy hair and make it sway

>set up a bunch pieces of plywood
>get skateboard
>get going really fast
>360 flip over them
>???
>Profit

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>>34711270
Give them a quick rundown.

asian pubes are so ugly

>>34711285
>Having a healthy, slim body is anorexia
>This is what Americans actually believe

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>>34711270
I bet that pubic hair feels so soft against one's cheek. And imagine the smell!

>>34711339
Asians are ugly in general

>>34711270
Sneak a creep shot and move on. I assume people minding their own business don't want to be talked to.

>>34711420
This. I can't believe the anons here with yellow fever. Nip girls don't look anything like your cartoons

>>34711270

Ask if those nips taste like milk duds because they sure look like em

>>34711270
Girls are so pretty

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>>34711270
toss a bag of chips in their direction then watch the sea gulls go wild

>>34711321
>Skateboarding in the sand

Enjoy fucking your bearings, fucking your grip tape, and ruining that board until you take it apart and clean it off again.

>>34711270
Get the grass trimmer out.

>>34711515
That's called a lawn mower.

>>34711270
>breathe deeply
>hide boner
>sit near them and steal glances while pretending to relax
no other way to it

>ywn have bottom girl's rolo nips cast a shadow on your arm

>>34711270
>Ugly faces
>Ugly nipples
>Ugly pubes
>Flat
>Disgusting pointy bones

I keep walking and tell those ugly whores to cover up

i'd pull out my phone and take some pictures/video, no doubt if their eyes were closed.

The best beaches in my area are unwatched (so nudism is allowed), its a not sexual situation, incredibly freeing to just walk around comfortable with your body

>>34711508
>implying it's even possible on that sand

>>34711285
Neck yourself with a really strong rope my dude

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>>34712287
You have shit taste anon

>>34711270
>Wat do?

Shave pubes.

>>34711270
Pet those soft, fluffy kittens of course :3

Yell at them to shave their pubes because it looks disgusting

Probably get an erection and have to awkwardly get into the water to shrink it

>>34713416
Oh yes good goy! Shaved pubes is sexual freedom which is good! Just a coincidence it makes them look like prepubescent children! Buy expensive (the best!) razors, wax, and other products from Goldstein inc.

Pull their bush and run

>>34711327
>still trying to force this DOA meme

sniff their pubic hair

>>34711270
Girl on the right is fucking angelic

>>34713669
When will you anti-bog shills stop?

>>34711270
>"accidentaly" throw my frisbee close to them so I have a reason to come closer
>after that, go home and fap
You should always have a frisbee for these situations

>>34711270
Put a blanket over them so that they don't end up looking like tanned degenerated whores.

>>34711339
What? Those pubes are fucking sexy

Ignore and move on with life

>>34711339
those pubes are sexy af, my dude, what are you smoking?

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Sneak up on them,kneel next to them.

Make loud fart noises on their bellies with my mouth,and watch them spazz out.

Be dragged away by police,smiling.

Unironically rape them

give them a free brazilian wax

>>34711270
asians look like the most evolved human beings

>>34711270

see about combing their pubes

>>34715281
>Unironically rape them
was thinking this too

but it's pretty rude though

>>34713616
>>34711327
>>34714092

why is it so hard for you insufferable keyboard racists to stay in your containment board? even in this shithole youre considered a joke everyone justs laughs at you why would you want to post with people who make fun of you?
most of you cant even make a coherent post for fuck sake

>>34715451
Not an argument.

origimal

>>34711270
Put in sunglasses and ogle them

Then leave

>>34711270
make a 360 and walk away

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>>34715451
>you cant even make a coherent post for fuck sake
That's some excellent grammar you have my friend.

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>>34711270
*Vroom vroom*

Origanoaru

>>34711270
run or they will call police on you if you walk by them

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>>34711270
>realize I'm at a nude beach and still wearing my clothes
>get embarrassed and take off my pants revealing my hard 3 incher
>girls laugh at me
>I get harder due to humiliation fetish
>accidentally cum on them
>they get pregnant and I have to pay child support for both of them
>mfw unemployed
>mfw I still live with my parents
>mfw i'm anti abortion

>>34716985
Just say they should have worn clothes if they didn't want to get raped.

>>34715451
Why is it so hard for you insufferable keyboard racists to stay in your containment board? Even in this shithole you're considered a joke everyone just laughs at you, why would you want to post with people who make fun of you?
Most of you can't even make a coherent post, for fuck's sake.
>Speaks of others not being coherent
>Makes mistakes equal to a elementary schooler.

>>34711270
Go buy a light sunblock. Bring it back. Approach and say "Ladies, it would be horrible if your beautiful skin was blemished by too much sunlight in your youth. Here, let me apply a little protection."

>>34712225
only honest/correct answer itt

>>34711270
I would probably gawk at them and laugh to myself and then go about doing my own business.

Maybe go sunbathing myself because I'm a pasty motherfucker.

Tell them they need to shave their cunts.

>>34711270
Approach them and yank a big wad of that hair out.

>>34714364
Spoken like a true operator.

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>>34711270
If it's a nude beach then I'd probably go setup my towel and stuff near them, but not before asking them if it was okay that I lie down close to them.

>>34715451
>ur a racist!

>>34711285
That's what a normal healthy human female looks like you fucking Americunt

>>34711270
feed it or take it to the hospital if its too weak to eat

>>34715281
How do you ironically rape someone?

orig

>>34721907
fatty detected.

orignaru commento

>>34721917
bdsm
desu desu desu

>>34711270
obviously ask them if they'd like a little bit off the top

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>>34715451
>yes goy! you're all racist! and racists are literally worse than hitler!

Kill yourself you nigger loving kike liberal. I look forward to cracking your skull in the upcoming race war.

>>34721925
actually if i was fat i would eat the food myself and let them starve. giving food away is the opposite of fatty behavior

>>34721953
If you think that slim and healthy women are anorexic then you have a skewed view of what a healthy weight is and are probably overweight yourself. Just saying...

h-how do i get an asian gf

>>34711285
kek, fatso

take picture and fap in the bathroom

mind my own business and enjoy my time at the beach

not even kidding if no one was around i might rape them

>>34722196
But the whole reasons dudes go to the beach is to enjoy looking at qts.

>>34711292
Thier pube hair is so soft and downy too, not corse like western pubes at all, I still prefer shaved

>>34722233

Nah man, I go to the beach to chill in the sand and sun, read, play beach games, and surf. You aren't even guaranteed to see any cuties at the beach in the first place. Anyways, just going to the beach to look at people is lame.

>>34711285
>anorexia
Nah, they are normal and have the highest life expediency in the world, because they don't walk around with tired joints and hearts all day for 40 years. Though it's hard to tell with them lying down honestly

>>34722275
Just say sure next time, all that other stuff you can do at a local park

>>34711285
Found the Swedish feminist.

>>34715451

I dont get what you mean, could you give me a quick rundown?

>>34715451
Are you a Kike or nigger?

Public hair is gross

>>34721945
hahah, I've been lurking on pol since it started and you faggots have literally nothing in your life.

allyou can keep doing is dreaming of a day of the rope or race war that will never come. Keep convincing yourself EVERYTHING is the jews...

Fashion - the jews
Hygiene - the jews
Dating problems -- the jews


... pollacks don't even realize what caricatures they are lol
Oooohh, but you mt break my skull sooo scared lol

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>>34711327
I'm afraid I can't let you do that anon.

The Bogdanoffs have ordered us to shut you down.

>>34723403
Keep laughing kike. You won't be laughing when the day of the rope comes around.

Keep in mind that liberals, coal burners and race traitors will be shown no mercy.

>>34715451
Shut up you faggot zipperhead spic nigger kike.

Bet you cry when you hear someone say nigger even though you're white.

>>34711285
>>34711339
>>34712287
Roasties detected. Go kill yourselves..

Honestly, japanese women are such divine creatures.
10/10 would learn ridiculous language for

>>34711270
Nothing. Asian chicks are overrated.

>>34723584
Keep up the good work anon

Originally

nice pussy mohawk