Does 69 actually happen in real life or just in porn?

It does but it's not as comfy as porn may suggest.

It happens almost every day for most of the people.

>>34710424
Quite.
I imagine the combined odor or anus and vagina is not the most entising scent

>>34710486
what a faggot
organic

>>34710424
You're fucking nuts boyo
I mean I respect your opinion, I just couldn't understand it unless I faced death

>>34710486
I would lick the butt.

Protip: 69 works better for everyone when the girl is on the bottom.

>>34710378
One of my school friends 69'd a girl when he was 15. It was the girl I had a crush on at the time as well, the jammy bastard.

>>34710486
In case you're not aware and the invention didn't make to your cave / basement. We have showers now, and various products that people can use not to reek. People don't usualy go down on each other without a shower after a whole day of activities.
But I mean the position of your bodies not the smell. There are simply better positions.

>>34710534
It's not for everyone. But that's the thing about sex, everyone has their own favourites.

>>34710378
Close but no cigarillo

>>34710602
I did although not during 69
AMA

>>34710378
i've only done it once, and it was awful
your nose is literally right in her asscrack, and you just smell shit the whole time
unless that's your thing, of course

>>34710378
I've done it many times. Shit is quite good but depends on how good she is at sucking.

>>34710378
Used to do it a bit with my ex. It can be quite uncomfortable, but overall it's a pretty sweet experience.

>>34710966
Should have told her to take a bath

It's good, but at least in my case, it's never as mutual as it should be. It always ends with one of us bringing the other to orgasm and the other one just sort of lying there and giving an occasional cursory lick.

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>>34710378
works great with two dicks tbqh

there's two specific times I remember doing it. both in my bedroom. first was when I was 13 with a friend on my floor (no homo. we were practicing). then at 18 with gf in my bed. I was going down on her for a long time and she suddenly decided she had to suck me off at the same time. was super awesome. I was on my back both times.

Guy should always be on bottom, that's how I've done it anyways. Let's you grab

>>34710378
Yes. But take my advice, if you're 6'2" and your gf is 5', don't even try it

Me and my gf do it when I tell her I want it. She tends to get a bit carried away as she draws closer to orgasm and I have to remind her that this is foreplay and not the main event.

>>34710895
How did it taste? Did she squirm or recoil? Moan?

>>34711393
She had a bath before, so the taste was neutral, she was into it and it was her idea. Not that much squirming but she did moan.

>>34711588
What a dirty girl.

My GF and I have tried it a couple of times, it's not really worth it.

>>34711263
Oh look, it's another person that thinks lying about sexual exploits on this board makes him cool. Watch him reply and try to insult me and defend his bullshit

>>34711717
There's nothing particularly impressive about 69ing, nor about getting a girl close to orgasm with cunnilingus. Why would someone lie about something so mundane?

Girl on bottom bc you get deep throat dicked n can't breathe, so yes.

>>34711735
>Why would someone lie
True, why would someone just go on the internet and lie

>>34711744
>Girl on bottom

gay

>>34711744
Depends
I find it too easy to end up rubbing your dick on her teeth if you're on top of the 69. Altho it's easier on both of you if she's really short.

>>34710650

No. >>34710486 is right. 69 is a comfy position but there's simply no denying the fact you have someone's ass in your face.

If you've been going for +15 minutes there will be a smell from her. Not exactly unpleasant but not great either.

It was one of my favorite positions bit there are drawbacks to it. You have to strain your neck and it hurts after an extended period of time. And in a cold room its impossible for logistics reasons.

there's no real way you can cover both yourselves in blankets so you end up fairly chilly.

It's awkward but fun.

>>34711765
>you only know gay the moment you've taken that Dick from the bottom

>>34711735
I back what >>34711717 said.

You are lying though.

Either lying or extremely brandishing/humblebragging because you're like 16 and you don't know any better yet.

>>34710378
69 sucks. You're facing the wrong direction for giving maximum pleasure.

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>>34711820

>BB

Why do you go through all the effort to namefag on an anonymous board?

What is the psychology behind it?
Is it
>"I bet all these guys just cream themselves every time they see its me writing one of my witty patented posts!"

Or is it

>"I like this website because I get to jerk off a lot of dicks but I wish it were more like reddit so I could see whose dick it was I was jerking off."

>>34711911
Is there any reason you're so obsessed with dicks anon?

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>>34711947

No. They're just aesthetically pleasing.

>>34710378

It happens all the time if you're gay.

>Yes they happen
>Yes they are nice if you are both talented
>They can also be very boring and awkward
>You are so focused on making her feel good that you don't focus on your own pleasure as much
>Pussy on your face is fucking amazing
>Hands on her ass is Godlike
>Man should be on the bottom, its the most efficient for both of you

>>34711974
god i'm so sorry to all circumcised people that looks so painful. i know it isn't but the only reason it isn't is because it's so calloused and dry. jesus.

>>34710378
All the time. Is one of the most common positions

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>>34711974
l agree with this sentiment.

>>34710612
this is the opposite of the truth

>>34710966
>not having your nose between her pussy and anus

>>34710966
>your nose is literally right in her asscrack, and you just smell shit the whole time
You're doing it wrong, you should be licking the clit (near top of vagina) not her taint.

Anyway I've done it with three girls. It feels good but not as good as you would think from watching porn.

>>34711744
Dicklet detected haha small lil dicklet, feels good having a 8.5 inch dick and girth of 7.2

I lost my virginity by 69'ing all night
It's my personal favorite. Girls sucking dick > pussy and me eating them out > me fucking them
It's a win/win

>>34710378
>Does 69 actually happen in real life
I love feeling mu wife's pussy hair tickle my face while i lick her cunt, she cant do deep throat from this angle but she sure can suck my dick.It is like everything, if you have a woman willing to try you can do anything, if you find a prude you can't try anything.

>>34710486
Some people possess soap. You should google it, it is great stuff.

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>>34710378
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Don't take the BAIT, 14/88

>>34710378

Yes, it's sweaty, wet, juicy and heavy

Is how I would describe it

As a girl, this is like my favorite thing. But I like being on the bottom. Somehow the angle that the dick is going into my mouth let's me get it in there deeper. Also I can reach up and lick some ass if I want. I think it's nice.

>>34711263
Not letting her cum.
Not then fucking her.
Not making her cum again.

>ishygishy

>>34713300
>>34713609
/r9k/ was so comfy yesterday what is happening

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>>34710378

if you let her on top while 69ing, causing you to have to smell her ass while you eat her out, youre a fucking loser.

my wife use to do this before she got fat and old

I did it with a girl once it was cool

I've done it once but would love to do it again. Nothing compares to the smell of a girl's asshole while you're eating her pussy. Women's assholes are a natural aphrodisiac

I prefer my girlfriend to just sit on my face and grab my hair and pull me into her ass.

>>34715179
When guys ask a girl to sit on their face, what does it even mean? Do you just want to eat me out that way or am I literally supposed to smother you? Always been a strange request to me.

>>34713149
>reverse cuck psy-op...
I don't know if troll, ironic, or retarded

>>34715292
It should be a bit of both. whatever each party prefers.

my GF likes it, but she gets nervous about actually resting on my face and kind of ruins it for herself.

>>34710650
>>34713128
Funny thing is, most people don't clean their genitalia and anus appropriately. Therefore the stink remains. And they get defensive if it is pointed out and say "I take showers." Never realizing that without a shower head that detaches you are not getting into the nooks and crannies in a human being's lower abdomen. Without a good bath , that you don't soak in until after you clean yourself, or a good shower head, you probably are not the best smelling down there. And that doesn't even include all the infections and bad diet choices that can alter smell and produce negative results.

Learn anatomy jackasses. It helps you look less stupid.

>>34712065
that is clearly uncut though...

yeah I had a gf who was really into it. it was okay. I don't really like blowjobs so meh. but yeah some people really like it

>>34716848
>learn anatomy
err, what you just suggested is more physiology than anatomy desu

>>34718048
And another dumbass that can't read, but must type...

Anatomy is the STRUCTURE of the body.

Physiology is the FUNCTION of the body.

Not being able to clean the under abdomen has far more to do with angles, shape and STRUCTURE. Next to nothing to do with FUNCTION.

Fucking idiots...

>>34716848

a detachable shower head is a necessity for maintaining a cleanly ass and gooch

>tfw I learned there are people who don't scrub their ass thoroughly and just let water run down their crack thinking that will do the job

what the FUCK

>>34712945
>not her taint.
girls don't have a taint you technical virgin. That's why you can littertly rip a hole between the anus and the pussy, which happens a lot during birth.

>>34710378
It's awkward so you mostly grow out of it. Honestly the best thing about a blowjob is not having to do any real work and just enjoy the feeling of being served. 69distracts from that a lot.

>>34719721
Yes. And that is my point. People don't know actual hygiene. And I'm pretty confident that the jackasses that commented about soap above are among that number.

That, and they are virgins, so therefore have never been in sexual positions.

Trim your nails. Manicure them if there is any chance of you touching a vagina with your finger tips. I can't even imagine the pain a woman feels if your sharp fingernails scratch across her labia and clit as you try to stimulate them.

One spritz of cologne on a major heat point of your body is all you need. Not 3, not 5, not so many that it's all you can smell.

Brush the back of your tongue and use mouthwash. Most of the bad breath comes from right there. The teeth usually don't smell. Brushing them is to keep plaque from building up on the enamel and revealing the bone to all the bacteria that you eat and drink.

Ladies, clean under the clitoral hood. You have to wash as much up there as men have to underneath their penis sheath to keep down smells and infections.

AND FUCKING SHAVE. It's hygienic not just aesthetics.

>>34710378
My girlfriend loves it, it's fun. Except for when she fucking forgets that she's supposed to be sucking.
>>34710486
Quit fucking with nasty bitches. I've literally never had trouble with a girl's butt or snatch smelling/tasting bad.

>>34713149
Its absolutely going to fail hard. Nigger girls are disgusting.