Tfw already wasted 1225 of my potential 4680 weeks of life.

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>>34710012

this thing always gives me so much anxiety

People like us don't live to 90 anon

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>>34710275
I made something original for you to enjoy.

>living to 90
I'll be surprised if I even make 25, even 30 would be something of a miracle

>>34711288
Do you shoot heroine and drink a gallon of lard every day?

>tfw you realize you're gonna live ~100 years old due to modern and future medicine

JUST
U
S
T

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>>34711231
fuck

i will never be able to fill in the void

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>>34710012
>mfw you get run over tomorrow

Why do you EVER put a strain on your conscious mind with this shit i will never understand.

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>>34710012

I am 30 and I haven't been able to find a job since I was 20

this is giving me the extra push to just hang myself

>>34711231
You could just choose not to become a wageslave and have plenty of time and energy to enjoy your life for as long as you live. You just have to be able to go without a permanent residence or health insurance.

>>34711850
>letting the wagecucks win.
My dude you have many more comfy neet years to come

>>34710012
>implying I'll live to be anywhere near 85
I'm not dealing with this shit for that long, I'll kill my self long before I get there

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Some men are born posthumously, OP.

>>34711960
That's what we call being homeless. Go ahead and see how that works out for ya

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>>34711231
its all FUCKING over

J U S T
U
S
T

>>34711231
>tfw only have 4 and a half of those rows left

SHIIETTT

>Already a third of the way through my life
Thank fucking god
If I pussy out a year from now and don't kill myself at least I just have rapidly declining life expectancy to enjoy

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>>34713026
You're 30 and still on r9k?

ARE YOU A WIZARD?

I HOPE YOU'RE A WIZARD ANON

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>tfw probably halfway dead

come on sweet release of death

>>34711231
what counts as "enoying life" that you can only do while young?
drugs?
sex?

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>>34710012
first and last 14-15 years of your life dont count for shit.

First 15 are all development
Last 15 are slow erosion of the mind.

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>>34711231
>When you are almost 30 and have more energy than early 20's
I cannot be contained.