The Cult of Carl

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The Cult of Carl 2017-02-07 01:54:57 Post No. 34701563
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The Cult of Carl Anonymous 2017-02-07 01:54:57 Post No. 34701563 [Report]

Have you heard the glorious message of The Cult of Carl
or TCoC for short, pronounced Tea + Cock

Rules of TCoC
>Rule 1: No gay shit
>Rule 2: No grills
>Rule 3: No cucks
>Rule 4: Toilet paper goes over not under the roll
>Rule 5: Using more than one spoonful of sugar is heresy
>Rule 6: Walking without a shirt on is heresy
>Rule 7: Showering is mandatory at least one time per week
>Rule 8: Farting is allowed but not in an elevator
>Rule 9: Keep at least one urinal safe space from other users (rule 1 enforcement)
>Rule 10: Carl is the truth, Foreign ideologies are not welcome

Membership is simple, following the rules and greeting fellow members with praise Carl is all that is required

Praise Carl

Anonymous 2017-02-07 01:57:57 Post No.34701591
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Anonymous 2017-02-07 01:57:57 Post No.34701591 [Report]

Praise Carl

Anonymous 2017-02-07 02:01:45 Post No.34701632
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Anonymous 2017-02-07 02:01:45 Post No.34701632 [Report]

So is there like a discord?

Anonymous 2017-02-07 02:01:58 Post No.34701634
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Anonymous 2017-02-07 02:01:58 Post No.34701634 [Report]

>Rule 8
So does this mean I can be a cunt who farts obnoxiously

Anonymous 2017-02-07 02:03:25 Post No.34701646
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Anonymous 2017-02-07 02:03:25 Post No.34701646 [Report]

>>34701634
As long as your farting happens outside of elevators Carl allows it

>>34701632
TCoC has not created discord as of yet, the members may create a discord for the cult of carl if they wish

Praise Carl

Anonymous 2017-02-07 02:27:46 Post No.34701957
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>>34701563
Nice try, Moloch! We already know Carl is a cuck and you're just trying to weaken Kek! You really think that by having that rule #2 people won't see through your lies? You underestimated us once and now you're doing it again. Back to your child sacrifices now, Moloch-worshipping normie!

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>>34701957
The Cult of Carl appreciates your (you)'s and hopes you find happiness elsewhere

Also The Cult of Carl does not approve of foreign ideologies (see Rule 10) so neither Moloch or Kek worship is allowed within the members

Praise Carl

Anonymous 2017-02-07 03:10:17 Post No.34702478
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>>34701563
I do all of it on a daily basis without ever knowing about your religion. What does this mean?

Anonymous 2017-02-07 03:13:46 Post No.34702514
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Anonymous 2017-02-07 03:13:46 Post No.34702514 [Report]

>>34702478
It means you're one of the natural born members, welcome to the Cult

Praise Carl

Anonymous 2017-02-07 03:18:19 Post No.34702569
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Anonymous 2017-02-07 03:18:19 Post No.34702569 [Report]

>>34701563
Who is carl?

Anonymous 2017-02-07 03:19:07 Post No.34702578
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@34701563
what a pathetic and weak readit-esque attempt at memery

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