What are the very first signs of depression?

>>34700256
headaches

Lack of motivation, inability to concentrate, excessive daydreaming (sometimes), staying in bed all day, negative outlook.

AKA my life.

>>34700256
Being on this site

Boredom


Areana orAnge plant

>>34700284
Sounds alot like me. Especially the daydreaming of a happy world.

>>34700256
Wanting to kill yourself

N-Not like I'm speaking from experience or anything

Posting on r9k is where is starts

>>34700545
I came to this thread to say this. Now I'm just very sad that someone stole me that pleasure.

I hate the fact depression has become so normalized and everyone seems to have it. What the fuck is going on.

>>34701177
the internet was invented, orihjhakgds

>>34701177
rewording "unhappiness" as "depression" is a kike scheme to subvert the idea that the individual is doing something wrong and can change that thing by his actions and instead replace it with the idea that society is wrong and the individual is receiving sadness from without

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>>34701177
Even normies are starting to realize that our society is bullshit and we have no future.

>>34700256
When you are sitting at the table with a loaded 1911 and a bottle of whiskey at 3am in tears, thats when I realised I was going down a very dark path

Being short, ugly, not getting sex every week.

>>34701203
The 90s internet was a magical place.. now everyone has it, and those faggots who made fun of me for having a computer then are glued to their social medias

>>34701177
depression is a meme nowadays. sad because you can't get a date with stacey? you're probably depressed. one of your friends cancel on you and now you have to be alone for the rest of the day!? you must be depressed.

>>34700256
You wont grow anymore and are under 6ft tall, your penis wont grow anymore and is not even 6.5 inches well this is a start

>>34700256
When you wake up every morning with a feminine benis but want a vagina but have to settle for a boipussy

>>34700256

keeping on with an unhealthy diet and non-regular sleep hours.

>>34701234
This sounds more like you are suicidal then depressed anon

>>34701262
The average penis length is 6 inches so anything above that is large

>>34701262
My dick stopped growing at 8 inches with 7 girth how does that make you feel?

>>34701000
At lest you got trips.

>>34701234
You shouldn't drink or have guns if you are depressed senpai its a bad combo but if you plan on blowing your fucken brains out a .45 is a good choice.

everything sucks and you're always tired

>>34700256
Starts with posting on this fucking board then fapping to traps

>>34701340
Thats just called being a lazy fat fuck, you sound low test so my advice start HRT and become a proper bottom.

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>>34701375
You clearly don't understand depression you normie scumbag. I am high test but when I went through depression I had so little energy that getting out of bed seemed like a difficult task.

Get out of here you son of a bitch.

>>34701375
I'm not even fat doe, I barely eat

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>>34701254
>>34700256
This OP, being sad is natural, you are depressed when you are sad even when good things happen

>>34700288
checked and /thread

>>34700284
You're telling me I've been depressed my entire life?
Can I fix it?

>>34703116
Nope

No cure for longterm depression

>>34701699
Nah, depression isn't sadness, it's numbness and apathy, with some extreme or mild sad moments

>>34700256
Insomnia is the first sign

>>34700284
Apparently I've been depressed since I was was 6 then.

>>34700256
Being sad, boredom, not wanting to do things you enjoy, lack of energy/motivation, insomnia, anger

>>34701177
Remeber kids, there's two types of depression

Tumblr depression: Look guys, I'm sad and I hate how I look *Takes 50 selfies*

Normal depression: .......

>>34700256
Being depressed is the first sign of depression faggit

>>34700284
>>34700301
Apparently I have been depressed since I was maybe 14
>>34701177
this exactly, you're just a melancholic/pessimistic person, not depressed

>>34700256
I've been depressed for five years now. Here are some stages that I went through. Many of these features of depression still remain:

>began with melancholic episodes that got so intense sometimes that I would feel this pain in my chest. I don't experience this anymore
>started daydreaming excessively. Always done this but now it has taken over my life.
>feeling of apathy where I really didn't give a fuck about anything or whether I succeeded in life or not. Haven't felt like this in years and I actually miss it because now I care and feel too much.
>feeling very sad and crying a lot for a few months. I still feel intense sadness, but haven't been able to cry in years even though I want to.

Now my depression has settled into bouts of intense anger, sadness, melancholy, nostalgia and boredom.