/britfeel/

Any of you lads know what an adult autism test is like, what do they do?

I'm getting one soon.

>tfw just stole 20 quids worth of DS games from my little sisters bedroom

Who here devilish?

>>34700232
The doctor wanks you off and then looks at how embarrassed you are after you've cum.

If you confidently say "Lick it up, bitch" then you aren't autistic.

If you stammer something, or apologise for making a mess, then you're officially autistic.

>>34700196
Someone draw a collar on that cat with the name "Bigglesworth" written on it (that's the name of my cat).

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>the weather is nice
>the weather is clear
>might go detecting after dinner
>tfw stuck in East Devon

The OP image is a work of beauty these days.

>>34700307
>>might go detecting after dinner

Metal detecting? How long you been doing it and have you found anything decent yet?

>>34700307
lucky, its snowing up here in scotland

>>34700307
That is a stunning view. I need to climb up a hill sometime.

>>34700307
How cold is it there?

>>34700314
Not him but I found an spoon under my back lawn.

>>34700314
Yeah I found a Roman coin dating back to the reign of Marcus Aurelius. It was worth 4000.

>>34700307
>constantly complaining about where he lives
>constantly posting beautiful views of where he lives

Your shitty forced meme doesn't even make sense lad

>>34700342
Pics lad

selected all the pillars and columns

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>>34700312
No. This is the fucking image right here
>>34700314
About a year or 2. All I've found is a penny from 1939
>>34700319
kek
>>34700333
The weather is good. Also checked

>>34700388
Not him but I also grew up in a place with a lot of natural beauty. You don't notice it when you've lived there all your life. It's just boring.

>>34700405
>About a year or 2. All I've found is a penny from 1939

Fucking hell. Is your 'metal detector' a magnet on a string lad? Buy a proper one mate.

>>34700405
Who is wearing that Harold Shipman mask?

>>34700427
Hannah

street signs selected

>>34700405
>All I've found is a penny from 1939
I found a bunch of old coins dating back to the 1800's in one of the air vents on the side of the house, also the crawl space is littered with old stuff like cigars and old lighters from when the house was built in the 20's.

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i say let's have some anime cuties posted eh lads.
if you love em,post em
i'll start with my lovely picture of my lovely waifu

>>34700436
Who is Hannah? Would she have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for us meddling robots?

>>34700395
I sold it about 5 years ago but this is a similar one.

I spent the money on weed from the darknet. Every penny. The idea was to sell the 4 grand's worth of weed to make 16 grand, but I realised after I bought it that I don't have any friends, let alone people who would buy weed off me. So I just smoked it all.

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>>34700455
Dark elves are for ____

>>34700487

Orc dick.

>>34700421
Garrett ace 250. Of course that's not the only thing I've found, but the only thing of note. Going to get a better coil soon

>>34700448
What the fuck lad. Nice

>>34700487
hugs n kisses

Doing a poo, lads.
I'm not at home either.

>>34700463
Anyone ever seen that Hannah Amateur site about her?

It doesn't have any pictures of her on it anymore, just a big long screed written by the sad beta who ran it. He's such a 4Chan loser too, with all his brexit and trump videos on there. Guarantee he is a virgin and probably posts here or on /brit/pol/

Anyone got a download for the Sarah Willingham sex tape?

>>34700563
Yeah because it turns out she made all those videos and pictures when she was under 16.

>Dad bought a bike at christmas for 120 quid
>Never uses it
>I just bought it off him for 50 quid

Gonna try it out tonight lads, haven't had a bike since I was 13.

>>34700590
Nah he posted her ID and the exif info and she was actually 18.

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>I can walk up to a Chad i the high street and make a scene bu making up a load of shit about how he's there to meet an underage girl for sex
>I don't have to have any proof
>All I have to do is accuse him of being a nonce and his life is ruined
>Bonus points if he's with a bunch of girls

Feels pretty good.

After 4 months of being NEET and beeing sad and wallowing in the fact, I've suddenly started relishing in it. It's strange how sudden my emotions have changed, do all NEETs feel this? It's a very euphoric feeling

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>>34700388
Lad. There is nothing to do here but walk around and take pics of the beautiful scenery. And I never tried to force anything. I am allowed to sign off my posts. It's out of my hands if others want to copy.

>>34700487
tfw no qt shota trap dark elf gf

>>34700609
I would love to see these videos.
I imagine he'd just walk off or beat you up.

>>34700636
Try 9 years.

>>34700661
>Follow him and continue the accusations
>If he beats me up it's assault

It's a win win

>>34700680
Really good idea. Especially if you get his name, that lends huge credibility to you.

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Anyone like my frog I drew for another thread?

What twitter accounts do you lads follow?
also post twitters wanna see what you lot get up too

>>34700698
Don't have to have his name, I could make up a name and say he was using it as a pseudo name. The accusation has been made. He's a nonce there to rape an underage girl as far as anyone is concerned.

>>34700707
Follow me @Bigbustycoon I dot tweet personal stuff much mostly political and random joke things I see on twitter

>>34700716
This is the kind of documentary I want to watch on Vice.

>>34700640
Signing off every post is basically the same as tripfagging desu

>>34700680
>>34700661
>walks off looks guilty
>beats you up looks guilty

Gonna ask one more time, just to be safe.

What is your opinion of lying on your CV?
Been out of work for 2 years and thinking of filling that gap with fake work.

Will employers REALLY check references for menial work, whats the worst case scenario?

>>34700738

> making a scene in public
> people staring at you

Haha, yeah once we're over that little issue, let's get ourselves beaten up for a laugh.

some of you lads have awful ideas

>>34700705
i like it it lad
breddy fucking good desu

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>>34700735
Nowhere on the faq does it say 4chan is an anonymous imageboard.

>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34700789
Doesn't matter if I get beat up or not. I've made the accusation that he's a nonce and people will already have made the minds up about him.

Chads life is ruined.

>>34700752
Worst case scenario is you get the sack if they find out you are lying.

Just make sure if they say "So if I called up these people, what would they say about you?" you are confident and say something like "I encourage you to call them, because they'll give me a pretty good reference." It's a bluff.

>>34700196
Is it easier to get a gf if you're fat/not white in the UK than the US?

I feel like interracial stuff in the UK has been a normal thing for a while and no one makes a big deal about it. What about fat guys?

>>34700752
just put down closed down stores as references

>>34700821
if youre anything other than asian (paki asian) you wont be getting pussy, and if you were asian youd only be getting underage pussy

>>34700821
if you're fat over here it's harder, just lose the weight

Didn't realise there was a new thread yet again. Thought britfeel was over

Fuck this shit lads, I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of getting an interview, doing tons of preperation and then them fucking me about with a snarky attitude or acting nice to my face and then telling me I didn't get it.

From now on when I get an interview I'm just gonna turn up on the day and make it up as I go along. Fuck feeling pressured or desperate, I'm done with it.

>>34700800
East Devon anon, did you take these yourself? Do you have any pics of Dartmoor?
Also I would like to congratulate you on those sweet doubles
>00
>being the percentage of how much I would like to be stuck in East Devon

>>34700893
Yeah thats basically what I did in the end. Once you realise that there's no real rush to get a job. Unless you're in a case where it is. Its much nicer.

Going out for lunch with co workers. Wish me luck.

>Dad is getting a single tap installed in the kitchen
>this is an old as fuck house with old plumbing

Looks like I'll technically have no drinking water soon. The idiot is refusing to listen to reason

>>34700821

>Be white /pol/ack
>All of my friends are basically liberal
>Not insuffrable tumblrites, but still
>Get black gf
>They all make a big deal of it

>>34700893
It'd probably be better for you lad, employers can sense desperateness

>>34700960
We have one tap but it's a newish house so it's fine.

The problem comes when I'm filling up my water bottle he loses his shit and thinks I'm bending the tap and it'll break. I'm literally just holding a bottle under the tap, it doesn't even touch it at any point and yet he blows up if he sees me doing it.

>>34700821
I'm fat and I have a QT girlfriend. If you've got a good face and a good personality it doesn't matter.

>>34700960
>I'll technically have no drinking water soon
Why so? What does a mixed tap have to do with it?

>>34700971
>/pol/ack
>black gf

hmmm

>>34701055

Certainly did feel guilty about it at first, but ultimately now why not?

>>34701075
you might as well kill yourself, youve destroyed your heritage in the same way

>>34700405
its the older version, get over it you fucking mong.

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>>34700905
I took these myself, yes. And I unfortunately do not have any pics of Dartmoor. Most of these are Woodbury common

>>34701082

Really, how?

oregano

i just got a job at a factory doing mindnumbing work in graveyard shifts

graveyard shifts a comfy, i don't even need to adjust my sleeping schedule

I have an appointment with my work coach Thursday.

im on esa for my problems.

what they gonna try make me do?

>>34701093
>mating with another race who has more dominant genes that you
>children would look like her but not you
>will never have white children with her
>they wont be english, or even british, or even whatever the nigger is

racemixing is abhorrent

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>>34701083
Graffiti man will live on in spirit.
You fucking mong

>>34701111

Didn't say I was going to have children with her

Nice quads.

>>34701136
why are you even in a relationship with someone?

>>34701146

I'm starting to get the feelings you're that black anon who constantly trolls here, kek.

even if I did have children with her, it's not reducing the white population, and it's preventing her from having a black child (she is 1/2 herself, so children would be 1/4

>>34701178
fugg ive been caught out, time to change up the posting style

>>34701204

>tfw black anon seems to be a regular that is here almost all the time
>Probably makes 100 posts a day where I don't know it's him

Anonymity on 4chan really boggles the mind

Post a quote you like lads
>don't spend your life wanting for a synthetic reality

Does anyone have an archive of the /britfeel/ OP banner. I wanna see how it evolved over the years.

>>34701178
Die race traitor

>>34701075
because billions of years of evolution made you suited for your country and her suited for hers, your kid will be suited for neither fully

>just fapped to girls being fucked by traps

I feel ashamed.

Just ate brekky lads. Ate a bowl of o-oats and a whole grapefruit!

Who else /big boy/?

>>34701355
>>34701359

I probably did far more than either of you ever did for Britbongs, I probably spent 6 hours a day for the leave campaign on work days and 10 hours on non-work days for about 9 months, helped in both UKIP by-election campaigns, and endless general redpilling for the last 8 years.

All while you sit at home fapping to trannies and Japanese cartoons

>>34701359
Not him.

I never thought of it that way. I guess it's true that the races didn't intermingle throughout all of history with any regularity for it to be acceptable until barely 30 years ago.

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Lunch is sorted lads

What you having?

>>34701436

Just gonna munch on your mum's fanny for breakfast.

>>34701431

Well good for you mate, I don't think shitposting on /pol/ counts as work though.

>>34701436
Mummy cooked me a roast beef dinner and will be cooking me pizza this evening.

>>34701436
Cocktail sausages

>>34701468

Roast beef dinner on a tuesday? wtf lad.

>>34701344
it was posted the whole of January. you missed it, its gone.

>>34701464

I manned a couple of 'Vote Leave' stalls in town centres, witnessing remoaner salt was hilarious and it was worth it just for that

>>34701279
who doesn't have at least 3-4 personas within /britfeel/?

New britfeel lads

>>34701515
>>34701515

lets try and make this one work

>>34701431
ok I don't jack off to either of them but if I did it still doesn't disprove my point

>>34701433
yeah, and if gods real he put us on different countries for a reason

>>34701436
haribo tangfastics and a can of monster

this is my breakfast

>>34701508

I actually probably have a few, I wonder which other ones are the same people

>>34701508
like len lad
nicest guy you'll ever meet
and absolutely twisted psychopath

>>34701565

Len lad is a paedo

>>34701436
That's a god tier lunch anon

Who here keeps a diary?

I have a secret one where I write about the time I spend with my bf, I plan on giving it to him when I fill it up.

>>34701508
I dont really have 'personas' but I've posted a shit load about different things and probably seem like 3 different people at times.

>>34701600
i found an old diary i had ages ago, it has one entry
>when i woke up my hair was still gelled in place, which was nice

>>34701614
well thats pretty much the same for me, having a persona just sounds fancier, i know people recognise me here and have at least 4 names for me, though one of the personas is abandoned

>>34701600

I had one on my old laptop in which I confessed my undying love for Oneitis and admitted a few naughty things. Needless to say my dad found it and our relationship had been strained ever since.

>>34701600
>when I fill it up.

that's no way to talk abotu your boyfriend

Mum just caught me wanking lads, honestly, I'm surprised she never has before since I'm 20 and wank every single day

>>34701673
> admitted a few naughty things

degenerate naughty, or criminal naughty?

>>34701725
What did she say to you about the wanking?

>>34701436
Crackers with Philadelphia cheese

>>34701855
Nothing lad, that's the worrying part. Don't want to see her in case she looks at me in disgust

>>34701879
Just say to her "Look mum, how am I supposed to control myself with such a sexy woman around the place?"

>>34701525
fuck off yank.

oh surprise, that's not an original comment.

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>>34701578
Wrong he prefers adult Len

>>34701725
did she finish you off?


>tfw laid all day dying of a cold
>tfw sneeze out a huge globule that looks like a huge drop of cum all over my trousers

Me and my dad have been discussing opening a whisky bar in my town.

We already have an empty unit which gets a lot of foot traffic past it each day so I think it could work.

I've always wanted a little bar to run. I don't mean a BAR bar, where people come in and order fucking Stella on tap, something that just serves whisky and has like 12 people maximum inside. It seems like a really comfy line of work.

>>34701900
YOU
POST YOUR BOIPUCCI RIGHT NOW

>>34701944
12 wiskys a day, that's gonna pay the bills for sure

>>34701944
>just serves whisky and has like 12 people maximum inside.

I like the thought, but you're not going to make any money.

>>34701944
At least have a few different spirits lad, sounds the sort of place I'd like to chill out with a rum or twelve

>>34701956
>>34701971
>12 whiskys a day

I never said that, I said at one time. I used 12 as an example, it's just a small place, we could get more in. Those "12" people wont be the only customers in the day and not everyone just orders 1 drink, one could leave and another comes in etc.

The costs are tiny since we pay no rates on the business and we actually own the building so there's no rent to pay.

Got back from the pisser and theres a random Jewish guy kinda wandering around near my desk

>>34702011
No one is going to come to a bar that just serves whisky except enthusiasts. To attract enthusiasts you'll need stock that costs a fortune.

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>>34701952
i'm too shy anon, maybe if you got to know me better

>>34702037
There's a gin bar that is always busy 5 doors down and it only sells 15 types of gin, that's it.

They have local gins and we have access to local whiskys, there's a market there for it.

>>34702014

That's your boss, Mr Shekelstein, mate. Show some respect or you'll be out on your ear.

>>34701900

No, I mean I accessed his yahoo account and found him emailing a 12 year old boy asking for nude photos. I have already reported him to the police, not sure if they have taken any action yet.

I made a post about it a few threads back, but no one even noticed.

>>34702061
Post steam or discord

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>>34700196
>some dude and his friend are driving 3 hours to go hang out with my gf and chill at a park

lol okay

>>34701092
Nice place there. Used to go and get high there and collect bullet shells.

Anyone here been to North Korea? It's a long shot but I'm going with a mate in the autumn, advice would be nice

>>34702111
dont touch anything.

>>34701890
I've read this story a lot on literotica, and this seems to be the tried and true way to get yourself a mummy-slut.

>>34702076
I did see that post but assumed you were either bullshitting or talking about another waifuposter

go on then, how did you access his yahoo account? you can't make these accusations without going into more detail

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>>34702100
Hope she enjoys the sausages, buddy

>>34702070
>Local whiskys

Are you in Scotland?

>>34702111
>Anyone here been to North Korea? It's a long shot

I'm going in July, I'll post about it in britfeel, so you should have some idea before you depart. I'm going on a group tour.

>>34702071
My boss is also jewish but hes not random.

>>34702135
>BOGGED

but really, how do i cope with this feel lads

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>>34701600
>tfw no bf/gf who writes diaries about our time together

that's a new feel

>>34702140
Me as well lad, don't think I could handle it with just us two, being constantly focused on by government officials and the tour guide

>>34701894
Dont bully Ameribros

>>34702111
I haven't been but I'm planning to go at some point in the future and I've done a lot of research on it.

It's pretty fucking expensive, I can tell you that much.

>>34702131

His security questions were all real answers, I recovered his account based on that.

>>34702139
England but I live near the border

>>34702159
Really? We're only paying 400 for a flight to china and then a a grand for the tour which covers everything from accomodation to food. Granted 1400 for a week holiday is a bit much but not the most expensive

>>34702156

The thing is, I am a sincere tourist, but I worry I'll be constantly anxious about their own fear of me being a spy.

It will be brilliant to go to a place so few britbongs have been to though, basically the last uncharted place on Earth.

>>34702161
so how'd you find out his yahoo email in the first place?

>oneitis is going to a funeral
>she's a nervous wreck
>sends me a picture and ask if she looks ok
>realise how hot she looks when she's almost crying.

>>34702186

I've been loitering in the discord for a while, slowly collecting info on everyone

>>34702181
Thats pretty sweet. Get some meth while you're there it's real common apparently

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>>34702086
>>34702061
PLEASE RESPOND I'M GETTING SO LONELY

>>34701785

Both mate.

I talked about breaking into a female friend's house to steal her underwear and shoes.

>>34702140
my friend has been twice

>>34702198
>Claims to be a nervous wreck
>Is still stable enough to take pictures of her outift and fish for compliments

women are disgusting

>>34702198

Glad she's not too upset to take selfies and string along poor anons.

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>>34702227
i wouldn't post my steam here, i'm sorry for ignoring you

>>34702198

dont suppose theres any chance of seeing the pic? i like women when they are dressed for funerals

>>34702173
I was going to say that it might work out for tourists in Edinburgh if you had a specialist range.

But you're in a fairly low income area. Gin is cheap. Whisky isn't, at least not unusual ones that would attract people to come to a specialist bar. If they wanted a cheap malt they could get one in the same place where their girlfriend can have a bacardi. And the locals don't have the cash to drop ten quid on a dram of something special.

Not trying to shit on your dreams lad, but running a bar is hard enough without making it difficult for yourself by only carrying one type of booze.

>>34702213

What a retarded suggestion, firstly breaking the law in such a harsh country is stupid, and getting addicted to meth for no reason is stupid

>>34702227
Stick to the steamthreads you prison gay wasters

>>34702206
maybe you've mistaken him for another anon or your making stuff up, i thnk he doesn't use the discords

>>34702246
>>34702248
You fucking idiots she wasnt asking if she looked hot she wanted to know if her outfit was appropriate and respectful enough because she normally dresses like hipster trash.

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>>34702251
>Not trying to shit on your dreams lad

It's fine mate, it's why I posted in the first place just to see what people think.

It's still in the thought stage now.

>>34702277
>Angrily defends his oneitis

Do you think she defends you when some chad is taking the piss out of you to her? Beyond something emasculating like "Aw leave him alone, he's harmless"

>>34702263

I'm pretty sure it was him, everyone else in that discord has a creepy peado vibe anyway, so I douht he's the only one/

>>34702277
But she had her face in, rather just an outfit shot so she was clearly fishing

Orbiters are so stupid

>>34702279
I'm just commenting on it because I'm a huge scotch fan and I've been to a lot of whisky bars. They have all had huge stocks, hundreds of different bottles. And they also tended to stock at least a few beers and some wine for people who don't drink whisky. They also tended to be in cities where people have money - places in Scotland were the only exception.

Good luck with whatever you decide to do with the space.

>>34702145
prep the bulls

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>>34702249
I'm literally in tears over youbright now, it hurts

>>34702256
Just meming senpai. Just found it entertaining that its so common over there

>>34702284
This isnt an American highschool. I'm not some weedy nerd who gets bullied by the football team ffs. Not everything falls into the Chad/Stacy meme.

>>34702300
How exactly do you take a picture of your whole body without having the face in?

>>34702230

Why did you write it down?

I've always wondered this, every crim always gets caught cause they wrote down "dear diary, stabbed the cunt today, lots of love".

Just never understood why anyone leaves a paper trail of criminality, even if it's just the thought of.

Shipman only got caught cause he forgot about the ghost files, but he never wrote that he was killing.

>>34702366
You think that whoever she's shagging doesn't laugh at her orbiters?

Please.

>>34702390
>making it obvious you're an orbiter

Just dont act like an autistic spaz monkey and keep your feelings to yourself like a true Englishman.

>>34702249
I really need a bf to crossdress and be really fucking gay with

Who else here /fit/ or trying to be?

can i be a doggo for someone

>>34702425
Women are stupid, but the one thing they are excellent at picking up on is when guys fancy them. She knows you are an orbiter.

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>>34702230
>>34702382
If you write a diary, you should learn shorthand because no one in your family will have any clue about what you're writing

Or use a basic cipher like Al Bhed, but anyone with a computer can just one of the many cipher solvers online to read your stuff

Doesn't work if you're chronicling criminal activity of course, but for general use, it's fine

>>34702450
You're basing this on nothing but your own shitty experiences and memes.

>>34702433

Could say that.

Lost 19.8kg, around 24% of my original weight.

Shout out to the girl that rejected a date, made me take a look at myself and actually do something about it.

haven't seen her since, would love to bump into her, especially as i know her life went pretty fucking downhill since

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>>34702431
don't we all orginally

>>34702463
I think I know a bit more about women than you mate. I have a girlfriend, not some girl I'm pathetically orbiting.

>>34702433

trying to get back into running and mountain biking, which i havent done foe years, packing in smoking has been the worst part so far

>>34702249
h-hello anon i can do that

>>34702484


fite fite fite

>>34702484
Kek btfo desu anon

>>34702431
I'd prefer a normie boyfriend, without any degenerate fetishes and who wasn't clearly prison gay because they had trouble picking up real women so they substitute traps or trannies instead

>>34702382

Because it was the most thrilling thing I've ever done and I was trying to capture the feeling. I know it's a stupid thing to do, which is why I've never done it since.

>>34702484

not the anon youre replying to, but shouldnt you be railing your normie gf instead of posting here with us?

>>34702494
bf from 4chan > normie bf

>>34702484
>I have a girlfriend
why are you here?

>>34702506
I meant normal, not normie

Normal bf from 4chan > normie bf > mentally ill autist bf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prison gay crossing bf

>>34702506
I'd like a qt degenerate 4chan bf who is actually a fag and not a prisongay. But there don't seem to be many.

>>34702503
She's at work.

Any of you fellas in crawley and have a spare room for a night this month?

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>>34702366
I'm not taking sides in this shitfliging contest but that last bit is very easy

>>34702507

Why shouldn't be here, I also have a gf

>>34702524
How degenerate we talking here?

>prison gay
>prison trans

no such thing!

>>34702531

go to work and rail her at work then

>>34702533

I am in Crawley, but why would I give a room to some britfeel tranny?

>>34702534
Long anon is long

>>34702550
he's not actually long
it's just the camera angle

>>34702558
I know. I'm making a shitty, outdated joke

>>34702550
>>34702558
Yeah im only 6' long

>>34702548
I shagged her this morning mate. I'm a man, not a machine.

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>Get train back from college early
>Nothing but old people
>Stand up and go to the doors to change station
>Old biddy behind looks at my Chen keyring attached to my bag and says "I like your cat badge, very cute"
>Literal 70+yr old complementing my taste in anime

Feels good lads

Should have taken her home to see my fig and daki collection, reckon I could have had a shot?

>>34702549
very much male. Have an interview in surrounding area next week and can't find anywhere to stay which'd be covered by expenses

>>34702590

stop bullshitting we know chads can shag non stop, go to work and fuck your bird and leave us be

>>34702524
>tfw actually have my degenerate 4chan bf who isn't prison gay

I mean it would be impossible to be prison gay and deal with my fat hairy self desu

>>34702484
>thinks all women are stupid and vain
>has a gf
Bet she keeps your balls in her purse too.

>>34702605
are you the fat /v/ anon? of course you are who am I kidding

>>34702558
>it's just the camera angle
Which is why people dont take pictures like that. Most people just take a normal picture and dont think a bunch of tards are going to be arguing about if you're fishing for compliments on the day of your friends funeral.

>>34702628
I make my posts pretty obvious, I guess since I can't wait to sperg out and say something about my bf

>>34702625
>thinks all women are wonderful creatures
>doesn't have a gf

Surprise surprise.

>>34702673
Is your bf fat and hairy too?

think ill have a nap on the floor of my room, went through a phase of sleeping on my floor for 3 or 4 months a couple of years ago, its much more comfy than sleeping in bed once youre used to it

>>34702675
>thinks all women are wonderful creatures
Nope. Most human beings are total cunts. At least I'm not going out with someone I hate and slowly going crazy and getting depressed.

>>34702433
>>34702471
>>34702489
Post your bodies so we can judge you.

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>>34702657
You can just cut it out like this but i agree it's more effort than its worth from this small experiment.

>>34702696
I've been sleeping on the floor for the past year, only recently started re-using a fold up bed because I thought a spider was crawling over me one night so I freaked out

>>34702720

mountainbike/running anon here, fuck no, i have some identifying scars and such, and im very paranoid

>>34702740
Get a haircut, hippy

>>34702713
>slowly going crazy and getting depressed.

Lads, this is what you call "projection"

done some seriously foul farts today lads

>>34702754
So you enjoy having a gf even though you hate women? Lads, this is what you call 'retarded'.

>>34702539
It would be nice if he would wee in my mouth

>>34702682
No he's a femboy, he's a bit hairier now though than when I met him, he was a bit worried I think that I wouldn't like him if he wasn't trying to always be as feminine as possible, I told him to relax and said I didn't mind him having stubble or a beard or body hair, I know it's a bitch to try and constantly keep up hair maintaince and I'm a fag, it's not like I'll run if I see hair, not fat either, dunno how I got so lucky

>>34702750
Shut up dad I do what I want

>>34702767
When did I say I hated women? You're just projecting yourself onto me mate. You hate women because your oneitis won't shag you, I get it.

>>34702720

> post a pic so fat-body anons can mock me and destroy what little self-esteem i've regrown

ah yes

>>34702740
>those shoes
>that hair

oh dear oh dear

>>34702760
room smells like theres a genuine layer of vaporised shit now

>>34702740
Be my longhair bf please

>>34702549
(But seriously, I'd be in at midnight out at 8, and happy to pay for the inconvinience)

>>34702774
Sounds like you may be a bit too submissive for me lad. Could never soil my qt with bodily waste

>>34702534
Hold on I think I recognize that hair... Big DP?

>>34702785
>Women are heartless enough to fish for compliments on the day of a funeral
>women are stupid
>where did you get that I hate women?
>lel projection meme
>you love all women and dont have a gf
>you hate women because you cant get laid

You're all other the fucking place, mate.

>>34702794

I am currently wearing a very similar pair, albeit less shiny. Is this something I should rapidly rectify?

>>34701051
I believe in some old houses there is a separate storage tank for hot water, normally in the attic or something, that is used for heating, hot water etc. and is not sanitary for drinking. I guess he's concerned it would contaminate the faucet the cold drinking water would come from.

>>34702794
Shoes are just good for work as they can pass as being professional and don't just fall apart with slight wear.

>>34702850
I have never knowingly participted in double penetration sorry

>>34702812
As long as you dont get upto any of that fag stuff.

>>34702818
Fair enough lad, I am a proper little bitchboy desu. What kind of bf are you after?

>>34702861
perhaps

I feel that they just look a bit too homosexual
depends how shiny and gay they are though

>>34702859
>Women are heartless enough to fish for compliments on the day of a funeral

Wasn't me.

>women are stupid

You think women, in general, are as intelligent as men are?

Look, I understand, you have a complex relationship with women and that comes from not getting laid. Sometimes you think she's amazing and you'd cut off your own balls just to be with her. Sometimes you hate her for shagging her chad and not you.

That's what happens when you're a pathetic orbiter. Get some help.

>>34702913
>>34702861
I have so shine them to pretend I have my shit together. Although if theyre something I'd wear I'd say that its probably a mistake.

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>>34702896
I know its you now, get back to your soap sales

>>34702955
Soap sales? Are you sure you're not confusing me with Tyler Durden? I mean its an easy mistake to make but c'mon

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>>34702913

Nah, these are pure what like a super army soldier would wear.

>>34703109
>blue laces
Calm down lad. Lets not get too wild.

>>34703109
yeah that looks fine

not too sure about the jeans or the laces though

>>34703109
AHAHAHAHA MEIN SIDES

>>34703119
>>34703120

Yeah, I just pulled them off an old pair of Vans. I mean, have you seen how expensive proper bootlaces are? I haven't because I didn't even bother looking.

Jeans are a bit weird looking though.

>>34703147

That's the kind of cheerful irreverence I like to inspire.

>tfw bought docs with white laces and got asked if I was a white nationalist

>>34703217
Hope you said yes because you're actually proud of your race anon.

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>>34703217

>inb4 you Mark Corrigan yourself into an alt-right terrorist cell

>>34703241

Lads, I'm going to the... p-paki shop, does anybody want anything?
How about anything from the ch-chinky?

these things aren't ok to say, are they?

>>34703264
Dunno why any one likes peep show here when both characters are leftie cucks, mark even thinks about fucking a black

>>34703234
I would have but I'm quite weak and don't want to get beaten up by antifa

>>34703320
>the face of white nationalism

>>34703319
Not everything has to fit your political views to be interesting

>>34702524
maybe you're not speaking to the right people lad

>>34703319
Just being on 4chan doesnt make you an edgy right winger. Some of us are edgy left wingers.

>>34703319

He also contemplates revenge fucking his mate's ex, has a mental breakdown, ends up divorcing his orbitee after 30 minutes and lives with another man at 35 year old.

His spirit is shitposting in this thread right now.

Anyway
> implying Mark isn't anything less than a closet Tory, with a massive boner for economic austerity, and punishing the dole-dossers

>>34703336
Well when there's 5 of them against 1 of you it's not exactly a fair fight anon.

So we've got a paki sex offender and a groid posting. This place is really going down hill

>>34703429
How do we make this place worse?

>>34703454
Women could start posting with trips

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>>34703473
What about a tranny poster?

>>34703319
Because some of us aren't embarassing teenagers obsessed with SJWs and the Alt right in America.

>>34703429
pretty sure that's an average sample of britain

>>34703498
trannies are mentally ill blokes who wish they could get free attention.No point feeding it.

>>34703429
Amir is back? Only skimmed the thread.

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>>34703498
azu lad please

you've taken enough virginity

>>34703498
ftm trannies are fine

mtf are literally just prison trannies

>>34703535
god azulad is so fuckable

>>34703557
he's never been posted here.

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lads I really fucking want a 1:6 scale 7 inch MG42 for 15.00 please talk me out of it.

>>34703590
guns are for autistic yanks

>>34703429
im sorry to inform you anon that ive been here a long time

>>34703590
having it will just remind you how emaculating it is that you can't own a real gun.

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>>34703599
haha yeah anon let me just fend off an attacker with my assault spoon.

kill yourself

Do you steal anything lads?

I semi-regularly steal from my family, but only things they never miss. I feel bad at the time but as soon as I flog it and get home with the money the guilt is gone. Is it even really that big a deal if I only take stuff they care so little about they don't realise it's missing until weeks or months later?

>>34703599
I can't exactly own a firing MG42 now can I? and I'm not spending hundreds on a deac

>>34703568
why don't you break that and post him?

>>34703590
Save up for a cool ass sword instead, they're legal to own and are actual lethal weapons

>>34703670
sword aren't legal to own here any more

>>34703670
swords don't really interest me, plus I've got a bat for protection, I just don't know If I could justify spending 15bongs on a 7 inch mg42

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>>34703646
Most I do is when i'm told to get the shopping is pocket a few quid, then just save it for when I want something from the shops or just buy a little something for the trip back, like a drink and some snack from the nearby bakery.

>>34703590
Just join a rifle club and buy a mauser lad

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>>34703685
They are, you just can't carry them in public.

source: I fucking own one I bought last month

>>34703701
Yeah it's a bit steep, for that price you'd expect it to be metal. How's a bat gonna help you against burglars?

>>34703701
Do you have the money to spare? Do you want it? Just make your mind up lad.

>It's a Mum talks to anon about her depression for 45 minutes episode

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>>34702249
>furry porn as desktop background
You can't help what gets you off but really? Why would you want it as a desktop background

>>34703628
lad if you can't fight with your bare fists then you've already failed as a brit

>>34703866
It's like those pathetic chavs who have pictures of (insert generic model here) as their wallpaper

Kinda pathetic

>>34703866
you don't get that its all for the pictures?

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>>34703822
>her

origilgilgigl

>>34703319

Which black does he think about fucking?

It's not fair lads, my brother is "fit" and I'm an ugly cunt, why does it have to be like this.

>>34703894
Yeah because the paki with a knife is going to put it down when he sees I'm unarmed. You're actually mentally ill if you think people shouldn't be allowed tools to defend themselves.

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>>34703966
>machine guns are now tools
Your yank is showing, you give that shit to everyone and they'll abuse it

the JSA website is really confusing me lads

i know i must just be retarded since it seems anyone can sign on but i'm genuinely stumped about it

>tfw they make you feel like scum/retarded even if youre not

>>34703740
smack em upside the head

>>34704016
I didn't say anything about machine guns. And the people who would abuse it are doing so already, it's not like the UK has 0 gun crime.

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>>34703912
I've never understood why I'd want a fancy desktop background

I keep mine simple

am i the only guy here who has literally never had a girl be into them? I don't think I'm that ugly...

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>>34704074
Don't be siIly

>>34704074
I've had multiple girls into me, you might just not be that appealing in all senses

New episode of born to kill on tonight at 10. Should be good lads

>just miss the bus so run to the next stop to get it

Only exersize I ever get.

>mum and dad go on holiday for 2 weeks
>finally some peace and quiet, house to myself
>so far today they have video called me 6 times, 6 fucking times since 9 this morning

>>34703928

Mummy is a lady

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>>34704198

How can you run faster than a bus m8?

>>34704459
maybe he was between the stop he missed and the stop the bus was approaching

>>34700196
its my birthday today lads, and i'm feeling miserable. cant help but make myself feel worse for no fucking reason

>>34704539
I always cry on my birthday.

>Score 5 goals in rocket league
>Get disconnected

The pain never stops, my struggle is eternal.

>>34704570
That's one of the reasons why I only play singleplayer games.

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>>34704074
>had one girl show some interest
>ugly
>obsessed with harry potter
>can overlook the ugly but harry potter can't be overlooked
>also had a gf in middle school before puberty kicked in and turned me into an awkward unattractive mess
>most we ever did was hold hands

>>34700196
Cats with aids are so fucking adorable. They're always the big useless ones that can't defend themselves so they're always cuddly

>>34704459
buses are slow as shit, if you are in a town you you could easily beat it to the next stop if you know back alleys and short cuts

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Oh rush hour

>>34704459
It's city center so it has to go through three sets of lights before it gets to the next stop that isn't too far away.

>>34704728
>central line
>clearly a Piccadilly car

northern memers

>>34704747
why not just walk to work?

>>34704198
Buses are fucking annoying sometimes
>get bus at a quiet stop every Thursday
>get to the stop a few minures before bus is scheduled
>no bus comes
>the next scheduled bus comes
Meaning the bus I wanted was more than 5 minutes early so it skipped my stop and waited at the next one until it was in time with its schedule. And the next stop is quieter.

>>34704749
Couldn't find a decent central line photo..... Obviously

>>34704728
Crazy how they still operate the trains like this. Makes me nervous every time it gets crowded, especially if there are non-whites on board (all the time). There could be a terrorist attack at any moment.

>>34704778
I fucking hate it when buses come and go early. You don't see this shit with trains

>>34704728

I've heard dreadful shit about the tube. My spacious London Midland train is currently delayed by half an hour though.

>on tube
>realise I'm on the wrong train (line split and I went the wrong way)
>get of and dash over to the other side just as one arrives
>go back to split station
>go for correct train and just miss it
>feel annoyed and wonder what to do now
>next one arrives 90 seconds later

Felt good man

>>34704764
Cause theres a river in the way and it would be like a 3-4 hour walk if I did

>>34704831
People gotta get to work
Tho I hate bring my parka jacket on the tube....I end up dripping in sweat, people think the tube flooded

Anyone want to buy me dinner at Crewe station?

end me now pls

>>34705157
I would but I'm low on cash lad.

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This happened to me this morning

>gets out of house for uni
>half running because i'm running late
>plumbing van out of nowhere, driving by and honking
>I looked up, saw guy grinning, blew a kiss at me
>never seen him before in all my autistic life
>saw guy with two of his mates
>put up my best non-cringey face and gave him a thumbs up
>walkawaywalkaway
>continue to overthink this for the rest of the day

wtf
I'm asian fembot btw

>>34705187

Oh, go on. It's only 17.50 for a bag of Revels.

>>34705213
>I'm asian fembot

will you be my girlfriend

>>34705157
Are you that anon who's giving handjobs to people that pay for dinner?

>>34705213

They're latent sex offenders. Should have memorised the number plate and burnt their van, wankers.