Alexander Gordon jahans

Get out newfag

unmute me

>>34699300
kys

I'm not new here.

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bump 4 interest

Isn't this "guy" really a girl?

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>>34699498
No, he just has Kallmann's syndrome and lacked testosterone until recently

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>>34699242
He also writes classy erotica

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>>34699242
It's about time someone posted this crazy fucker on here. He's probably more /ourguy/ than Rodge or Eggy.

>>34699555
Is he already loosing his hair? He truely is living hell. Growing up without testosterone and still becoming bald in his 20's.
Honestly I would feel immensely bad for him, if he wasn't such an annoying faggot.

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>>34699619
nah, he just cut his own hair

>>34699630
How do you fuck up something so simple

>tfw I unironically enjoy his non political videos

At least he doesn't act like a normalfag like "some" robot lolcows

>>34699658
me too anon. Feels good. He's legendary

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>>34699638
supposedly "mild" assburgers

>>34699555
He is lying he prob has a vag lel

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>>34699695
he gets really pissed when you suggest his autism is more than mild, REALLY pissed

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His facebook is a goldmine of cringe if you don't mind wading through all the political garbage

[facebook]/Farshnuke

>>34699719
Bi here, he's kind of cute in a fucked up way. Am I crazy?

>>34699697
he is very open about his genitalia

https://www.reddit.com/r/farshnukeofficial/comments/4cywg2/ask_me_anything/d1sw1pb/

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>>34699776
Younger jahans was cuter

>you will never fuck his sister

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>>34699774
lmfao just fuck my shit up senpai ffs

>>34699776
fucking pervert fucking end yourself

>>34699795
I can't help liking ugly autistic guys. Fuck you!

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>>34699776
>>34699817

Jahans plz go

>>34699822
Jahans is a 10/10 for me. I like to abuse masochistic manchild freaks. Sorry my fetish triggered you!!!

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>>34699835
He's not a masochist though, he desperately wants a submissive woman to cut up and eat.

>>34699871
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I want my whipping boy

>>34699242
Is he still molesting his hamster?

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>>34699882
Maybe you can hit up his ex, he briefly dated a subby autistic guy before apparently terrifying him and being dumped.

>>34699242
I don't think there can be a new chris chan, he was too sphecual. If hes a sjw we could get tome keks out of him, make him his own meme

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>>34699995
Jahans is pretty special, acts like a massive SJW, shamelessly mooches off his parents, blames all his problems on nazis and autism, writes disturbing vore and bdsm stories, can't help telling the world about his sick fantasies, and to top it all off he was the biggest sperg in his teens (he's 17 in this video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYMLa7gLlZQ

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>>34700105
also physically fights his dad

>>34699951
hot link me up

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y'all robots need Jahans

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>>34700347
stay classy lad

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>>34699242
>not linking the ED page

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Alexander_Jahans

>>34700451
the

fuck

He jerked off his fucking hamster????

>>34700105
>>34700131
Ay Dios Mio!

I feel sorry for this guy wow this is terrible

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>>34700525
hamsters make the best waifus m80

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>>34700763
help, what is he doing

>>34699242
You do realise that you are referring to our lord and Savior in a derogatory manner by even comparing him to Chris Chan?
He has provided light to our movement. He is the ultimate platonic form of the intellectual we do not deserve

Worship him. Follow esoteric jahanism. Or face the fires of hell
www.esotericjahanism.com

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>>34700787
he's making his cat happy

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>tfw you wanked off to Jahans's moobs

I was wondering when 4chan would discover this guy

I hope the famous bogroll makes an appearance in his new videos

>tfw I found this guy and showed him to /pol/ and now hes a meme

r-recognise me plz

>>34702442
I doubt that. This seems like something that blew up on Reddit and then /pol/ saw took it too far by actually bullying him

>>34702458
it all came from brit/pol/ threads years ago

>>34702458

See >>34702468

I posted a video of him slagging off UKIP which had about 19 views and he spread from there

Are you sure this guy isn't just an FTM tranny?

>>34702520
He has really fucked up hormones and is taking testosterone because of it. It's made him more aggressive. Some anon here may be able to better explain.

>>34702564
He has Kallman's Syndrome, which basically means his testosterone levels were extremely low and so he didn't naturally experience male puberty.

He could've still looked normal and lived a normal life if he had of got this diagnosed and treated by hormone injections as a teen, but he left treatment until he was like 25, so now he as shrunken infertile balls and a high voice.

Boobs like his aren't normal even for sufferers of Kallmann's who don't get treatment, it's likely that they're just as much due to being fat as they are due to his hormone issues.

The reason he acts link a mong is just due to being a mong + being literally autistic.

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>>34700105
>people are emailing me printouts of Helen's likeness that they have wiped their noses on as a supposed "tribute" to our family