You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a normie

>>34698942
I haven't showered in 4 months

Only a Normie would try to prove he's not a Normie

>>34698950

Holy shit 4 months?

Do you smell like shit? How about brushing your teeth?

>>34698942
4chan is my only social interaction besides the town shuttle driver when i go on my monthly shopping trip.

i look good, but hate women since my heart was broken

I am a KHHV and all I do is play videogames and sleep

>>34698950
Same here, could've been longer than 4 months actually.

>>34698968
My family complains I smell like a hobo but I can't smell it. I do brush my teeth though and I also wash my hands about 10 times a day.

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>>34698968
I've somehow managed to not smell like death, anti perspiration deodorant is VERY necessary, my hair/scalp has enough grease to fry bacon tho.
Enough teeth falling out dreams have traumatized me, so I still do brush my teeth daily.

I dont use the term "normie".

Fucking newfag.

>>34698952
only a normie wouldn't try to prove he's not a normie by proving he's not a normie

im a girl who has no friends
girls are supposed to have life on easy mode but im at the bottom of the barrel

l have never had sex

>>34699068
you could have friends but you choose not to

>>34699068
bottom barrel as a girl is still infinitely better than bottom barrel as a male. quit making excuses

>>34699054
This, the correct term is "normalfag".

My automatic watch stops almost every day even though I have it on. It's made do pull itself up when you move around, which I clearly don't do.

>>34699068
>girl
>normie
Fuck off you stupid cunt

>>34699068
Want to talk? how do you look like?

>>34699167
>Want to talk?
this is why women will never be robots

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This shouId just about do it

>>34699177
>>34699177
Fuck off you faggot! I haven't talk to another person in months!

>>34699076
what a lie
how do i go about finding friends with no social media and no connections
>>34699082
thats not true. i have been handed cards in life that women use to get to the top and im still a loser. im not even ugly and im smart. im just a weirdo.

would a normie fap to THIS...?

https://e621.net/post?tags=fav%3Aadjuant2

>>34699193
why are you a shut in?

I literally just lost my virginity

Do what you will
For I have already won

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>>34698942
I own at least 10 different video game consoles, hundreds of games, a plethora of movies, books, and other forms of media, and yet I spend every waking moment of my worthless NEET life on this shitty Mongolian basket-weaving bulletin-board system.

>>34698942
I'm apathetic to socializing to the point of being a connectionless hermit.

>>34699217
im depressed and socially retarded

>>34699167
STOP DOING THIS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! YOURE RUINING EVERYTHING!!

FFFUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOOOOUUUUUUUU

>>34699193
why not get a job or something idk

>>34699193
>how do i go about finding friends with no social media and no connections
special interests forums

idiot

>>34698942
Diagnosed with major depression, social anxiety disorder, avoidant personality disorder and paranoia. Also I'm a HSP. Does that count as non-normie?

I am a normie. Or a normalfag if you may.
Absolutely not a robot. Normalfag who has a normal life.

Bonus: reCAPTCHA says it's right "I'm not a robot".

>>34699256
Can we talk? I am free right now and I want to talk to someone.

I am 27, neet, khv and don't have a single friend.

>>34699278
>>34699167
thirsty nigga

>>34699304
FUCK OFF! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

purely original comment for artistic purpose only.

>>34699288
Most of that is probably because you are a tripfag

>>34698942
The only female I talk to is my mom

>>34699035
You know who else doesnt shower and uses deoderant and body sprays to hide the stink? Chris chan

>>34699321
Not really, i only wanted to try out tripping since some dudes pretended to be and post my pics.

>>34699264
like what
>>34699278
i need ppl trying to improve to be my friends

>>34699380
>like what
like 4chan

Women look at me with digust.

>>34699380
I am improving. Even started going to gym. Looking to find a good job too.

>>34699380
>"waaaah I hab no frends!"
>instantly approached by 2 anons
>"i dont want dis frends!"
This is why fembots are a meme

>>34698942

But I am anon.


dskknm;aknmlknlknfkn

>>34699419
we are all bottom pf the barrel
we cant be friends

>>34699380
can we cam on omegle?

I'm a virgin and all of my free time is spent playing video games, sometimes with drinking to forget about the loneliness

Did I pass your test, mighty sperg?

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>>34699380
>i need ppl trying to improve to be my friends
like i said, you could have friends but you choose not to

>>34699455
You are staying friendless by choice, you are not a robot.

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Traps are sexy

>>34698942
I haven't talked to anyone outside my family in three years

>>34698942
I'm a virgin NEET and I'm not very clean

>>34699158
I think she's a newgaf or some kind of "I'm cool cause' I use 4chan" normalfag.

>>34699455
>says she's bottom of the barrel
>doesn't want to affiliate with other losers

Not that I blame you for not wanting to chat with some desperate faggots

This attitude of "even if I'm doing poorly I'll just sneer at everyone else in the same position and wait for the perfect man to come by and save me" is pretty typical female bullshit. Don't pretend to come here because of some sense of belonging, at most you vaguely relate to a minority of issues the people here have. You just like the attention and ego boost from posting here

>>34698942
I didn't get out since a week

khhv neet autist brony
never gonna make a girl moan-y

>>34701034
>since a week

>>34698942
>KV
>probably autistic
>wash my hands 50-100 times a day at least
>constant and deep resentment of society

I'm pretty sure I shit my pants a couple of hours ago

>>34698942
23, khv, no friends, horrible in Uni, pale skin, only leave house for buying supplies.

I paid a prostitute to stand on my testicles.

It hurt way more than I thought it would.

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>>34698942

I have literally 0 close female friends.

>>34698984
>>34699231
>>34701034
>>34701536

i'm not convinced, go back to kikebook

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>>34699186
i dont keep mine in a special folder because its literally all weeb shit

I only leave the house to refill my meds and for psychologist appointments

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I cuddle with this and watch travel shows while smelling the hair.

I haven't had sex in like literally 2 days XD

>>34698942
Normies have freedom, some "robots" have freedom, my entire life is pre-determined, and I'm programmed to follow those orders until my death.

>>34698942

I haven't changed my bed sheets in 3 years.

>>34701846

I have slept on a vomit ridden matress with no sheets for 2.5 years.

>>34698968
>How about brushing your teeth?
Not him but kek i havent brushed easy since last june

I love feminine penis
original commentu

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I've only masturbated once in my life

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>never had friends
>relyed on alcohol to socialize in school since I was 12 (but not alcoholic)
>every female showed interesting in me did so because I was quite and was afraid of life, like a tree with the wind
>never showed interesting in them or gave attention to them knowing I will fuck myself even further
>family resented me all my life
>was forced to drop out when family knew I relied on alcohol to feel human, to feel like I exist, that I matter, in one way or another, any other way
>constantly frustrated by people patronizing me, or to make themselves feel content with their existence knowing they helped someone by saying a few kind words that they themselves don't most likely don't even believe
>at 17 I let out everything I had piled up in my chest in a mental breakdown/frenzy to my family now they're fake nice to me which burns through me even harder and more tens of times more harder
>mostly "self-learned" pathetic fuck (spent a lot of times in front of the screen and taught myself English, learned Hebrew by reading the newspaper, but that was when I was a drunk 12 y/o)

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>>34702023

(Cont)
>now a 20, almost 21 y/o drunk, chain smoking, jobless, still lives with parents (but has some money saved up when my parents gave me 250$ USD a month, that was what I could keep when they made me drop out and get a job when I was 14 because my older brothers were "studying" overseas and couldn't get a job because that's "too much" (now one is married, works in gas station and has a fat wife and 3 kids, other one is engaged and goes to work when it only suits him))
>Parents are gonna die
>dad has "skin cancer" (I know he made that up because I checked his papers and he only said that for me to stop fighting him for fucking my life)
>mom has heart condition
>lil bro can't function in society
>older sis is a schizoid
>they put the responsibility on my shoulders for simply being born at the wrong time when there wasn't enough money for me being thrown into this life that I despise every minute

how did I rank?