What do you mean when you call women "roasties".

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>>34698728
women who enjoy barbecuing

it's a derogatory term to promiscuous women, because their vagina lips look like a roast beef sandwich

>>34699105
Do you not like it when you think vaginas look like roast beef? Why is that?

>>34699120
It's unseemly. Who wants to see greying flaps of skin. Penises are moth more honest, whereas vaginas ought to be discreet. There's nothing more aesthetic than a feminine penis. You're not transphobic are you, Lewis?

>>34699215
What do you consider a "feminine" penis?

>>34699230
A penis that belongs to a woman obviously

>>34699230
Lacking hair, clean, nice colouration rather than the darker colour you sometimes get (not referring to skin colour here; penises do tend toward being darker over time) not too girthy, in proportion or perhaps with a smaller head. A large head is definitely more masculine. Smaller in general is usually more feminine, but that is more of a guideline than a deal breaker. Accessories like frilly knickers or ribbons will of course accentuate femininity.

It means "I have never seen a vagina."

>>34699283
>>34699272
When do you think you realized you liked penis?

>>34699301
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Sick burn bro!

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>>34699283
>>34699272

>>34698728
Louis is a treasure.

>>34699326
Trap threads on 4chan embittered me to women but I still like femininity and find it attractive. Traps are a sensible compromise. Innies are fine though, since you don't have to see what's going on. Even still though, you can't quite trust them. Who knows what's in there? Could be a beartrap. Could be teeth.

>>34699377
Some people would call those kinds of feelings "gay". What do you think of that?

>>34699105
Is this really the source of it?

I have no idea what the term roastie actually means besides it applying to women. I actually thought for a while it referred to the fact that robots want to set women on fire (i.e.. roast)

>anon I see you have a lot of pictures young men in women's underwear on your computer, what can you tell me about these?

Anon, what does "BLACKED.COM" mean?

>>34699453
women who are not very good at barbecuing

>all these fucking newfags
/r9k/ really has gone to shit

>>34699504
What do you mean when you call me a "newfag", anon?

>>34699523
new-homo

>>34699390
Fair enough. I don't particularly agree since it values femininity but rejects the baggage associated with a heterosexual relationship. That said, I'm bisexual anyway. But plenty of people identify as straight and espouse the same preferences. Isn't it for the individual to choose their own preferred descriptor, and not some arbiter? Would you deny people the right to self-identify?

>>34699504
> taking the low quality bait.

There is always that one anon.

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>>34699120
bro, why the FUCK would I want a vagina to look like roast beef?

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>>34698728
This Louis Theroux pasta gets me every time

>>34699576
It hits the tone perfectly, but in fairness you wouldn't have to look hard to find Nazis, perverts and nihilists here.

>>34699560
What do you mean "the baggage associated with a heterosexual relationship"?

>>34699453
Good.. good.

He capitalized all the letters

This is a great thread

>>34699699
>Low quality baiter/LARPer detected

>>34699746
>LARP
>over the internet

>>34699752
>Implying I'm not sitting here with my boffer, robe and eartips
Thy limited human understanding is no surprise given the fleeting nature of your sort. You need only speak to the trees to hear the right of it, yet thine ears are closed to the whispers of our ancient brothers

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>>34699472
Underrated oregano toast

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pic very related is a guess