>What should we do with this melon, anon?

>>34696448
we should try to stick it up ur ass lol

>>34696448
Shoot it of course!

I don't find her attractive in the slightest. Am I the only one?

meecrowave

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>>34696468
predictable, yet I let out a cretinous kek.

You know exactly what to do, darling.

https://i.4cdn.org/f/368_melons.swf

>>34696504
>in the slightest
ur gay bro

>>34696688

that's a known trap, you're the fag

she looks dead on like the only girl I've had a chance to fug but sperged my way out of sex and probably a nice relationship.

kill me bros.

smash me in the head with it until i die of bft.

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Let's make a shark, then you can get on your knees in the kitchen and I'll face fuck you and cum in your throat just like you love it baby

>tfw I will never have a relationship like this

asmr... DAHLING

>>34696448
Eat it with some thinly sliced prosciutto

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>>34696448
i like your blue nail polish

Send it to Anthony Fantanto

>>34696504
She's pretty cute mane. She just gotta reveal them little tits and we'd be golden.

Cut a hole in it, sit on my face, jerk me off with it, call me rude things and tell I'm barely worthy of the melon.

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give it to rightful owner

mush up the insides and pour vodka into it
get drunk, fuck, fall asleep and wake up feeling like shit