How do I get a busty SoCal gf who wears only short shorts and a bra?

I want to take that woman to the sidewalk cafe and full bar and

And what? I have nothing to offer her she can't find from another man.

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>>34693569
become chad. It's prob worth it, I suppose.

>>34693569
what if her boobs farted? i think that would be awesome.

>>34693569
Thats not a bra, bro. She's in a bikini because she's on Venice beach. Its right next to the ocean where people regularly go to sunbathe in swimsuits.

Get girl in socal, then go to the beach, she'll probably wear a swimsuit, and before you get there, she'll have shorts on.

Also, she knows she's hot and is on level 12 of the cock-hopping game. Just be the next level's boss instead of an optional boss.

Take her back to Canada hopefully she survives wearing that skimpy outfit.

>>34693569
have money, have social status

>>34693598
what can she offer you that another woman can't?

>>34693977
ass hair
t. origanilio

>>34693977

She looks like she can give great hugs. Quality hugs are a treat.

>>34693569
Can't believe no one has mentioned her lopsided tits

>>34694030
>>34694069
most women can offer you these things though