>oneitis tells me she's dating a girl

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>>34690389
More pussy for you my dude

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>tinnitus tells me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34690389
>tfw i'm that girl

plot twist. your sister, Jacey.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34690389
You know what to do (original post)

I'm not even jealous though because I know chad can't have her either. I'd sudoku if she started dating a chad

>>34690389
same thing happened to me
i wasn't really saddened by it, only disappointed and annoyed
i wonder if I've ever felt what this board considers oneitis before

>>34690465
what is the first letter of your first name and how do you feel about being that girl

>>34690521

Chad can have any woman he wants, even lesbians.

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tfw no lesbian oneitis

>>34690614
No, that actually sounds pretty gross desu

>>34690389
college girls go through a lesbian phase. it's because women outnumber men in college.

>>34690826
>No, that actually sounds pretty gross desu

Shut up

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>>34690921
>suplus of women
>still can't get laid
>they would rather fight the natural order than be with me