>walk outside home >see a woman

>>34683764
ruins my day t bh

>>34683764
> wake up
> have to wageslave
>after wageslave must do uni coruses online
why are you bitching ?

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>>34683764
>open up /r9k/
>post this thread
>remember that there are women browsing this board RIGHT NOW

>a woman approaches and starts a conversation as if you were just a normal human being
>immediately wonder what's wrong with her

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>>34683764
>go outside
>see neighbour woman bending over tending to her garden
>always have had the hots for her
>diamonds.mp4
>she looks behind her and sees me
>"oh hi anon, how's schoo..."
>notices my boner poking out of my trench coat that I'm wearing in 85 degree weather
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets at an alarming rate
>"Y-you too"
>run inside and jack off to the thought of interaction
>Go to /r9k/ and post the following
sup robots, just fucked a chick, looks like I'm leaving this place for good. La8r fags