>be in class
>about to get assigned partners for assignment
>pray to god I don't believe in to not put me with the fat kid or the ugly kid
>actually get paired with cute girl
>fuck yeah.webm
>she sit's down near me
>"h-h-"
>she ignores me and asks the professor about the assignment
>"so what do you want to do anon?"
>"u-uh I think thet-"
>begin mumbling like a moron
>shit why do I always do this
>she ignores me the rest of class and works on the project on her own
>want to ask her if we can meet after class to work on project
>she talks to the class chad then leaves before I can ask
FUUUUUUUUUCK!!! WHY CAN'T I TALK TO WOMEN MY OWN AGE!!! WHY DIDN'T GOD WANT ME TO BREED??!!!
>another normie thread
Sage and move on, people.
>>34683614
>going to college means being a normie
Fuck off. As much as I wanted to be a neet, I can't afford living if I don't work or go to college and, unlike you, I have no one to pay for my needs.
>>34683637
>I has no one to pay for needs!
If that were true, you wouldn't be able to afford college, like a real robot. GTFO.
>doesn't beleive in god
get what you deserve heathen
>>34683614
>go to Uni
>still virgin
>no friends
>no gf
>can't even talk to people cause autism
>normie
>>34683591
that's pretty bad, anon
just assert yourself
>>34683761
Parents won't give me money if I drop out and even with their money I still have to work.
>>34683800
>Yet still has a chance to have a job you want
>Mommy paying either for school or living expenses
>"T-totally not a normie, guys!"
>>34683825
>"Waaah! I have to work!"
I work two jobs. Sometimes I work literally days at a time because I go straight from one job to the other. I still can't afford college. I'll likely be doing this my whole life because I don't have people paying for me like you do.
>>34683841
>using parents money makes you a normie
we can't all be poor losers like you.
>>34683891
>"My parents just pay for everything for me. Still a robot, though."
Why are you even here?
>>34683868
It's not my fucking problems if you are a poorfag. As far as I know, not being a "normie" means that you're socially retarded, not that you're poor.
But it's just a dumb category, so, I don't give a shit.
>>34683978
If you acknowledge that you don't care if you're a normie, why are you here?
>>34684014
>why are you here?
Not sure exactly why, but definitely not to be part of some "special" secret group. Therefore, call me what you want.
>>34684094
Here's a better special group for you.
>>>/soc/
>>34683868
Your fault for being born in a shitty 3rd world country, in france the government pay for your education.
>>34684313
>Your fault for being born
Too far.
>>34683591
>see yourself as above the fat kid and the ugly kid
>can't even stammer out a greeting to a girl
both of them could get with that girl if they were charismatic enough, but you have no hope because of your shitty personality
the only solution to your problem is to get rid of your anxiety
>language partners with the only cute girl in class for two weeks
>always make jokes and am generally amiable with her
>get her number when she says she wants to study together
>think I'm gonna fucking make it lads
>turns out she sincerely just wanted to study
>turns out she already had a BF
>turns out I mistook her friendliness as flirting
I feel more embarrassed than you OP. I'd rather be an autismo than a pseudo-normalfag who fails like a retard at basic congeniality.
>tfw studying 40hr/week under a goddamn parking
>>34683591
i imagine the fat kid and the ugly kid both browsing r9k and posting their own pov of the story
>in class
>about to get assigned partners for assignment
>some literal neckbeard autist is paired with a 10/10 qt
>reeeeeeeeeeeee
>slowly improving myself
>small steps, grade is still low but it's getting better
>pic becoming more related by the day
>>34683591
>on campus
>run into girl who was a year below me from hs band class
>we talk for a bit
>she eventually has to go to class
>hugs me before she goes and says it was nice to see me
>tells me we'll have to talk again later
It feels nice to have someone not look at me like they hate me for once
>Have to bring a finished storyboard about a match getting into a matchbox to an interview on Wednesday
>Have not even started
Well fug.