Sup faggottinis
Here is the plan: I`m gonna put one of the two things in pic related (Hint:not the ruler) in my butt trying to achieve the Holy Grail of orgasms, the prostate orgasm. Then I`ll flip God off for putting the male g-spot up my fucking ass.
How does my plan sound, r9gay? Is it achievable?
Also, general ass masturbation thread, I guess.
>>34682181
is that a fucking knife? you're going to carve out your asshole before getting that orgasm
>goodluck
>>34682251
No no, I taped it and I`m using the handle, you moron. Also, a bit of blood never killed anybody, amirite?
>>34682419
what a retard, enjoy cutting your hand retard
What went wrong in your life that you're planning to use a knife instead of a brush handle or sawed off broomstick?
>>34682181
Post pic if you don't pussy out before
>>34682569
The knife handle has that edge I want, at the end. That`s where it`s supposed to hit the prostate.
>inb4 OP cuts his ass and dies of severe blood loss and when his body gets found by meople they think ebola is back.
>>34682629
Seems like he already did .