Sup /r9k/,
Eunuch here.
There was a time in my life when I was just like you. Desperate, angry at the world, fed up with life, hating women.
But now, I'm a changed man. No sex drive, no aggression, no desire for anything.
You see, I have come to understand that CASTRATION is in fact the ULTIMATE SOLUTION for every problem that plagues the modern incel. To review, let's consider some of the BENEFITS of castration, along with the drawbacks.
> BENEFITS of castration.
- Longer life expectancy.
- 0 libido.
- Increased respect for women.
- No ability to have kids = no divorce rape.
- No ability to get hurt when kicked in the balls (after all, /NoBalls/ = /NoBallPain/)
- No time wasted on masturbation.
- NO BALLS.
> Drawbacks of castration.
????
So as you can see, castration is the one true solution to all of the robot's problems.
The only question is, why haven't you cut off your balls yet?
>>34679708
>Valerie Solanas pls go.
You aren't fooling anyone.
>>34679708
Has castration made your penor really tiny?
Having an orchidectomy really did lower my sex drive. I see women as people and not a cum dumpster now.
>>34679708
I encourage every robot to get castrated!
I'd do it if I could do it myself
I've wanted it since I was a kid
>>34679708
Fuck off kike. You took my foreskin once and I'm not falling for that shit.
>>34680645
Mine was only like 240$ for general anesthetics with my insurance. Local anesthesia cash price is only a few hundred too
> there's going to be more than one idiot that will fall for this.
Srls shit like this isn't bait anymore.
>tfw castration fetish
>>34679708
>Increased respect for women.
I knew there was a catch. This implies you've gone insane. sage
And here I thought I was already bottom-of-the-barrel material
>>34679708
lol you're not a man you're a woman now.
>>34679708
Cons: No kids possible ever again beyond frozen spooge
Looking odd in the genital area
No more sex, granted i doubt that happened alot if you're in this situation
>Impying getting kicked in the dick hurts less than kicked in the balls.
You can have balls and not think of them as cum dumpsters. It just took yours to get there.
Troll post, but fuck you, my family jewels were given to me to show off, not throw away, heathen
>>34680965
>>Impying getting kicked in the dick hurts less than kicked in the balls.
Yes? How the fuck can that even be compared. I bet you're a woman.
>>34681045
Both fucking suck. both you get nausea from and it feels like your lower stomach knots.
>Hurr better cut off my dick too.
Retards.
>>34680703
>Have a castration fetish
>Went out of my way tobuy a meat cleaver and painkillers
>If I did I wouldn't be able to enjoy my fetishes anymore
>>34679708
Go back to tumblr you cuckold
>>34680557
Yes.
Castration is the key.
Once the balls are gone, the dick shrivels away to nothing.
I should have listed that as one of the benefits.
>>34680965
>Troll post, but fuck you, my family jewels were given to me to show off, not throw away, heathen
Castration isn't heretic it's bibical, see Matthew 19:12
>tfw no castrata gf
>>34681171
Most men on tumblr are doms tho
>>34679708
So are you going to get a vagina? Or some prosthetic nads or something?
>>34679708
>tfw no castrated bf