Any waiters work here? Why the fuck do they put lemon on the

>>34679226
Because lemonade already has lemon in it i suppose.
Thats just a guess though, here you just ask for it like any normal person.
>t.waiter

>>34679226
Because lemon is a repellent for homosexuals, and generally makes them instinctually ask WHY

>>34679292
i kek'd
>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34679226
The real question is why do they put tiny umbrellas in the drinks. Do they know we're inside?

>>34679540
Aesthetic purposes
You're more willing to pay for something with an umbrella or a lemon in it

>>34679226
When you garnish a drink with something, it's in order to add a flavor to the drink that isn't already there, or bring one out. Lemon in lemonade is "overkill."
>t. bartender

>>34679226
The real question is much more simple but much much much harder to answer:

Why were YOU born with a penis, when you are never going to use it ?

>>34679701
Fukn destroyed op

>>34679764

LOL I suppose if I we're in his shoes I would be trying to distract from the real problem as well... I suppose lemon on the rim of a glass would be just as good as any other distraction... Anything that would keep people from focusing on my bizarre lack of heterosexual ability or inclination.....

Oh well... I guess my work is done in this thread

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>>34679226
Busboy here, waiters CAN NOT be robots