Skeleton thread Skeletons only, anyone with a bmi over 17 stay out

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>>34677648
almost "overweight" with a bodyfat of 16% feels good man

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>>34677708
out out out out out out

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But I AM a skeleton

Stay skinny , skelly anons. I love you guys <3

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>tfw 41 bmi
I envy you skellybros

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Ruler of skelingtons reporting in.

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>>34678166
There is only room for one of us.

what is the secret to being a skeleton? i want in

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>>34678221
>>34678166
Let us not argue lads, welcome aboard

we're all on this ship together

>>34678238
for me

>fast metabolism
>low appitite
>hehe xd Depression

>>34677708
>>34678010
>>34678166
>>34678221
How do you guys have such high bmis?

I'm 5'8'', 125 pounds and have a BMI of 13.6

Is it diet?

>>34678238
Spicy food and/or be Asian.

36 BMI, can i still hang out with you guys?

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>most of the weight is muscle
>grandma still calls me a skinny boy :(

>>34678221
Jesus Christ, eat a burger

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>>34678221
I yield.

Teach me your ways O lord of skellingtons

>>34678268
No, it's you calculating your BMI wrong.
Your BMI is 19.

https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

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these things don't work if you're tall

>>34678249
You're right, sorry other skelly bro's

>>34678281
Wow I have exactly the same and even get called fat by some guys. My arms are literally Auschwitz tier while I even do have some fat tissue on my hips and belly

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>>34677708
Get out fatso

>>34678292
I have, I just don't gain weight from it.

>>34678308
No worries skelly bro, As for my ways? I think it's my metabolism. I eat and eat but never gain any weight.

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>tfw lost 15 pounds in the last 3 weeks

my diet hasn't changed at all and I'm not burning more calories either so I'm pretty sure I'm dying

>>34678238

>Fast metabolism
>Rarely eat cause at work or vidya

>>34678238
small stomach capacity

I don't understand how people can put so much food into their bodies at once.

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So what do I win?

Original

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I'm a fatty on the inside though, always wanting to gorge myself on sweets and junk food.

>>34678783
Oh jesus.
original

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>tfw no lonely skinny online gf with small tits and pale skin to chat all day with
why live?

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Skeleton here, I made it

>>34680382
THIS

>6f
>250
>lift daily
>considered obese with a bmi of 33

BMI is a joke.

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Hmm, that's weird as I refer to myself as skinny manlet. I guess I am just a manlet.

>>34678280
No, there is no place for overweight here and put that sandwich down

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WHY CAN'T I LOSE WEIGHT OMG I WANT TO BE A SKELLY !!!!

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I'll be surprised if I ever find someone with lower bmi than me

>>34678257
For me as well.
I have never been on diet, rarely exercise and BMI still 16,7

>>34678268
Maybe you are reporting your bodyfat %.

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>>34680648
Well hello mr. big brother.

>BMI = 16.83 kg/m2

Skeletons ftw.

>tfw 42kg
>tfw ONLY 5'2
>people here complain about being 5'10

>>34680763
>6'4"
Why are you here...
Go be a football star or something
Plus if anything you'd be my bigger brother

>>34680793
>Why are you here.
I'm physically ugly and sperg. Height alone cannot negate those vices.

>>34680819
WRONG about being ugly, my cousin is 6'4", ugly, and can STILL get girls
You'd have to be super spergy to not get laid

>>34680648
Only eat 2 meals a day, max. If you're hungry, drink water to offset your hunger.

>>34680831
>You'd have to be super spergy to not get laid
Yeah. I have extremely low self-esteem and i've actually never actually tried. Point is that with confidence you'd get laid much more than current me with height.

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feels good, i guess

>>34680890
I tried going on a diet and it was terrible, I lost 8 lbs in 2 days but I felt empty and I felt so tired because I wasn't getting any sugar, I could hardly pick myself up from my bed.

Diet was 900 calories a day, going from 3k+ a day to 900 was great and I felt great, but on the 3rd day I couldn't get out of bed because I was so tired

It's OK. You guys might have a very low BMI (Body Mass Index), but at least you have a very high amount of BMI (Bowel Movements InYourPants).

skeleton > fit >>>>>> fat

>>34680955
howw fucking old are you

>>34680949
NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FEEL!!

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On my way to becoming effay. Just 3-5 lbs left to go

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I weighed my tits once and they're 7 pounds. Does that mean my bmi is technically 19.1?

>>34678238
>what is the secret to being a skeleton?

Not eating. Simple as that.

When I was a skelly (130lbs at 5'10") I was smoking heavily and probably only eating 1000kcal/day

>>34678257
>>34678279
>>34678666
Fast metabolism is a meme.

Skellys just don't eat enough.

>>34681100
can you be my skinny girlfriend
please respond

>>34681178
you didn't answer my question

originado

>>34677648
reminder that the healthy bmi for an individual is 22
22 bmi master race reporting in

All the fatties iit GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEE

BMI 23

>>34681217
no you cant take it off because you cant lose weight in your boob area
want to be my skinny girlfriend

>>34681381
>>34681231
A BMI between 20 and 25 is considered a normal healthy weight. Why are you even posting here normies?

>>34681106
you're an idiot. everyone eats about the same amount. the difference in calorie intake between a sumo wrestler and a starving african child is negligible. the real difference is how many doo doos you're making. do you want to gain weight? next time you feel like making 3 doo doos, make 2 doo doos. if you feel like making 2 doo doos, don't make any doo doos. and if you feel like making ten or more doo doos, make only 1 or 2 doo doos. keep that doo doo in there, folks, it's the key to weight gain. no need to thank me, just call >>34681106 a faggot for me.

>>34681387
>20 bmi is skinny

Must be amerifat

>>34681423
Somebody forgot their autism pills this morning

>>34681422

Why can't you just eat more skellies?

>muh fast metabolism
If you consumed 2000 calories a day you wouldn't be a fucking skelly retards.

Just fucking hook yourself up to an IV

>>34681481
Why don't you hook yourself up to my Wee Wee, faggot?

>>34681481
Robots aren't normies. Depending on my mood I can lose up to 2kg a day even if I eat a minimum. I don't gain any weight even with 3000 calories per day. Didn't gain a single kg when I ate around 3000 calories per day for a few weeks.

Also depressed people are either skeletons or fatties.

>>34681518

I could just blow some air in your face and you'll go flying skelly.

>>34681541
How about you aim a little lower and blow on my dick? That's what a blow job is, faggot.

>>34681423
>He thinks pooping less makes you gain weight.
Hahahahaha, I'm a Skeleton and my whole life I've only pooed about once every 2-3 days until recently. You're theory is shit.

>>34681535
This is just bullshit. It's physiologically impossible to lose 2kg of body mass in 24 hours unless you cut off your arm or something.

If you consistently ate 2500kcal/day you would be a healthy weight.

I used to be a skelly too. I quit smoking, sorted my diet out, started exercising and now I'm a healthy weight. It's not rocket science.

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how do i lose weight i hate this ;_;

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I hate that you can see my wrists.

>>34681592
ribs*
Fug.
My wrists are skinny though.

>>34677648
Link

Plz

180cm 130lbs reporting in

>>34681581
>impossible to lose 2kg of body mass in 24 hours
It is. I lost 2kg in a short amount of time.
Someone who was close to me attempted suicide, I didn't do anything for a while, I couldn't even think, just stare into the void all day. The first day I didn't eat, and lost 2kg.

>>34681614
You did not lose 2kg of bodyweight in 24 hours. I'm sorry but that's just not possible. Ask your doctor.

You probably lost some water weight due to dehydration or something.

>>34681578
>theory
it's proven scientific fact, faggot. that poop you're making every 2-3 days? that's what could have been your chad muscles. your body begrudgingly balls them up and adds stink from your gross asshole to slide it out of you, against its will. your body wants to be chad, but your whiny girly brain calls down to it "waaah! i feel like making a poop today! i'm gonna sit on the potty and push until you send something out!" so your body has to use the potential chad muscles to throw out your anus so you won't sit on the damn potty all day. there's nothing else it can use, it's not like you have any spare penis meat. read a science book.

>>34681654
I'm just saying that I lost 2kg in a day, I have no idea what actually was lost. Fuck off

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>>34678074
Don't despair fatbro
it's never too late

>>34681662
Wtf? Are you ok?

>>34681690
That's not how it works you imbecile.

You have to weigh yourself in the morning after going to the bathroom and before eating anything to establish your weight.

Otherwise I can drink a gallon of water and suddenly gain 8-9 lbs.

>>34681749
>implying that's not what I did

I'm not gonna weight myself after eating at mc donald's.

>>34681783
I give up. You're just bullshitting.

It's physiologically impossible to lose 2kg (5lbs) of body mass in a day.

>>34681805
fair enough. but i could make you lose 1 mg (0.0000022 lbs) in an instant by chopping off your entire penis and balls.

>>34681805
Whatever makes you sleep at night.
I was just stating what happened, you're free to believe it or not.

>>34681829
I'm black, so guess again.

>>34681868
1 mg of white penis weighs the same as 1 mg of black penis. in fact, all that pigment in your penis means that you actually have less penis meat than a white person with the same total mass of penis.

>>34681734
How did you lose that much so fast? Good job.

>>34681933
Well yeah except that, in fact, my black penis is at least twice as big as your white penis cuckboy.

>>34681974
My penis isn't white, it's brown. I mean I'm white but I just got done raping your dad.

>>34681944
I kept a dairy of the food I ate
I have it open now
it says my average daily calorie intake since 19/09/16 has been 903.54
smallest in a day was 0
largest in a day was 3050 (it was a BAD day)

I suppose that's a benefit of eating the same stuff over and over, it's easy to keep track

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; ___ ; I don't look good nekkid, gf leaves my shirt on when

>>34682008
Even when you try to banter you come across as a homo.

>>34682045
Oh so now it's gay not to wipe your dad's shit off my dick after I rape him? Your homophobia is getting out of control, Anon.

>>34681868
What is a nigger doing here

>>34682042
Eat food nigger.

You're like starving african child levels of skelly.

>>34678354

or if you weigh 125 kg fuck


>BMI 22 - within ideal, thats a first

>>34682094
oh shut up faggot, i'm trying to make fun of him for having a small penis. when will whites ever learn?

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>>34682075

haha nice one trying to explain your bad joke in the first place. clearly a little too young to be allowed online unsupervised.

>>34682075
You're terrible at this. Not funny, witty or even offensive. Just weak and boring.

>>34682094
Whatchu gonna do about it whiteboy?

>>34682140
Niggerniggerniggerniggernigger

oreniggerano

>>34682101

I know bruh, but it's more like holocaust victim. They said they could wear anything and look good but I don't think it's the case, specially because clothes are designed for fitter bodies

>>34682172
I like how that wasn't even an original comment.

>>34677648
BMI is a retarded way to distinguish skellys, I got a BMI of over 20 and I'm the most skelly person ever.

I'm 5'11" and 145 lbs with a fat stomach and the rest if my limbs literal twigs (yeah I know skelly with a belly I'm living hell mode). If I ever wear a T-shirt I will look about 14-15 when I'm 20.

>>34682184
Yeah, niggers aren't very original

>>34682250

Calling someone a 'nigger' is actually one of the least original thing you could do in the chins.

>>34682312
Oh well, too bad I'm not original, nigger

>>34682347

You finally got something right anon. I'm glad to read that you accept it.

Btw who are you arguing with?

>>34682398
How would I know, I'm just shitposting

>>34680382

remember guys, staying in the skelly life is merely an option. I was also the same (172cm and 49kg) for more than 10 years until 2012, when I started hitting the gym/fridge and roid-free gained 30kg by now.

But as >>34681535 said, it's not a walk in the park. I've had
to literally eat until almost puking for weeks straight until my body realized it should keep the extra mass. After some point it kinda got easier, now I can just keep eating like a normal person and it maintains. But anytime I undereat,
like when I was on the road for a few weeks last year, weight is lost so fast it's scary.

The thin-ass wrists and ankles still give away the bony genes, but I feel better and better as time passes and I get grouped with genepool privileged dudes by unsuspecting onlookers.

tl/dr eat a lot

>>34682407

As you really should.

>I've had
to literally eat until almost puking for weeks straight until my body realized it should keep the extra mass

This makes sense. How many weeks would you think it would take for the body to get used to it, two weeks like any other habit or is it a bit longer in your opinion?

>>34677648
bmi of 18.4 sue me

>>34680382
Wow you are LITERALLY me

>>34678166
Are you an original girl or an original guy?

235
6'2
33BMI

OBESE IS A CITY IN FRANCE

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>>34678783
>i'm still the most skelly here
Neat

I have a BMI of 20 and I still get called spooky skellington or auschwitz boy

>tfw 5'9 150lbs and starting to look thicc
What are my options? Skinny fat, fat, skele or fit?
Thin looks ugly and gaining any weight makes me look skinny fat.

>>34680382
>>34682605
Haha fat fucks 16.0 here is there are anyone here who can even compete with me ??

>>34682636
post pic dude

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Wew lads just another skelly reporting in

Oregon

>>34682505

I fucked up the format of my post, sorry. I meant to quote >>34682465 as well

>>34682864
reeeee stop being skellier than me ughh

>>34677648
187cm/64kg
it says I am "normal" kek

>>34682505 >>34682905

I bought one of those hypercaloric supplements, blending whey, albumin, casein and lots of carbs. It generally sells in sacks/pots of 3kg (6.6lb) and it should last about a month or less if you drink it twice a day (that was what I did).

Also consumed other meme supps but it's waste unless you're violently lifting in my opinion.

>>34683083

Noticed I've actually not answered the question. I think it's not a matter of getting used to, but tricking yourself into believing you are used to it. You must actively make an effort to eat at all times, order the supersized portion, leave no leftovers in the fridge, and also drink a lot of water. Sounds a bit silly and grandma-esque but it's the only way I found.

I can't say that I've gotten used to it. As said before, given the circumstance of not much food available, I'd just not eat and be ok with it - leading to rapid weight loss. Which is why I've got to be mindful about eating more even after 5 years.

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Gtfo fatties

I unironically wish I was overweight so I could spend less money and time on food and make gains.

As a Sandro trying to gain weight I have to eat all the time and it pisses me off.

Any other skellies know this feel?

I just broke out of skeleton mode. I just reached 19 on the the BMI scale.
66kg
1m88

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>>34677648
It would appear that deciding to lead a mostly sedintary lifestyle might not have been my best game plan, I will definitely look into exercising and eating healthy, my new goals for 2018.

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Get outta here you Skele impersonators