This is an automated voice system. The person you are calling has not set up their personal greeting yet, please leave your name and your message after the beep, goodbye.
ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE DICKHEAD
Thank god.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WZf0STh1pm
why can't they get john carpenter to make a new escape from &movie instead of doing another reboot?
You have reached the machine.
All calls will be monitored Everytime all the time.
There are no small fish
>>34676596
I never thought my thread would push an anon to make a vocaroo meme.
>>34676556
I knew you came when I saw the half empty Gatorade bottles next to my bed. There is no Gatorade in my house. My laptop has mysteriously gone missing. I found the flash drive in my closet where the laptop should have been. A dead drop in my own house? Ill plug it in tomorrow and see what's what. I don't like this thievery shit. I had too much stuff stolen from me. The last apartment. It was ridiculous what they did. Drove me insane. This better be worth it.
>>34676719
what the fuck is this autism you've shown me
>>34676805
Just some creative writing. I've been on a paranormal spy thriller vibe lately